have an lol on me.
Found this craigslist beauty:
http://savannah.craigslist.org/stp/1613652365.html
Personal Protection! Why Ask Questions? - 20 (That bridge behind the SCAD dorms)
Hey there,
I was wondering what it was like the other day to feel unsafe and I hate it. I'm sure you feel about the same as me. Do you feel unsafe? As though a lingering fog of fear follows your every move? Say you're walking down a dark street and you hear a noise that frightens you. Don't be so stupid. Contact me.
I will protect you from the denizens of this city. I'm offering my personal services of hanging around you to make sure you aren't attacked or harassed. To be specific this includes:
-Walking with a purpose
-Scowling
-Using the word "eyefucking" when talking about a strangers ogling of you and yours, often if not always with a concomitant "boy"
-Throwing my arms into the air then emphatically throwing them towards someone while yelling "What!?"
-Wearing a strict combination of denim and leather
-Rushing towards an assailant so you can get away safely
-Trained in various forms of self-defense including samurai and buddhism
-Head butting
-I've been known to bleed a lot before passing out
-Grandma knuckles
-Watching Evil Dead with you and tutoring you on how to be just like Ash
-Starting a fire in a survival situation (you never know when you WILL be stranded in the woods)
-If I do die protecting you I have attached an appeal to any judge presiding over my murder trial that I be avenged by no less than hanging. It is tattooed on my skin above my right knee.
Also, I can drive a car. Do you need a driver? That is an additional service I can legally provide although I don't have a car. Just send me a copy of your keys!
Cooking is another specialty. Do you like soups? pasta? oreos? curry? tomatoes?
So why wait? I will defend you today.
http://savannah.craigslist.org/stp/1613652365.html
Personal Protection! Why Ask Questions? - 20 (That bridge behind the SCAD dorms)
Hey there,
I was wondering what it was like the other day to feel unsafe and I hate it. I'm sure you feel about the same as me. Do you feel unsafe? As though a lingering fog of fear follows your every move? Say you're walking down a dark street and you hear a noise that frightens you. Don't be so stupid. Contact me.
I will protect you from the denizens of this city. I'm offering my personal services of hanging around you to make sure you aren't attacked or harassed. To be specific this includes:
-Walking with a purpose
-Scowling
-Using the word "eyefucking" when talking about a strangers ogling of you and yours, often if not always with a concomitant "boy"
-Throwing my arms into the air then emphatically throwing them towards someone while yelling "What!?"
-Wearing a strict combination of denim and leather
-Rushing towards an assailant so you can get away safely
-Trained in various forms of self-defense including samurai and buddhism
-Head butting
-I've been known to bleed a lot before passing out
-Grandma knuckles
-Watching Evil Dead with you and tutoring you on how to be just like Ash
-Starting a fire in a survival situation (you never know when you WILL be stranded in the woods)
-If I do die protecting you I have attached an appeal to any judge presiding over my murder trial that I be avenged by no less than hanging. It is tattooed on my skin above my right knee.
Also, I can drive a car. Do you need a driver? That is an additional service I can legally provide although I don't have a car. Just send me a copy of your keys!
Cooking is another specialty. Do you like soups? pasta? oreos? curry? tomatoes?
So why wait? I will defend you today.