I'm starting to feel bad because I'm rarely here and it's so much simpler to post at Statebook.

I was thinking Statements 2: Revenge Of The Fallen.

I'm not really doing anything.

The only reason I'm ever on LJ anymore is for this.

When I'm flying 'round the world, and I'm doing this and I'm trying that, and I'm trying to make some girl, she says "baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby better come back later next week."

Holy shit you guys, I have therapy tomorrow.

I feel blue.

A long time ago, there was that one guy that put out a buncha columns about reading Twilight and he got internet-famous for it, and I was thinking that I would like to do something similar with all of Nickelback's albums.

"oh oh oh OHoh OHohOHoh OHHHHH ohhhh OHHHH" is not a statement.

I love those first few moments of hazy waking up before you realize that you work later that day.