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He got a free shot and Jess won a dildo. Good times all around.

dogscanlookup wrote in statements Oct 13, 2012 10:02

Jess and I met felixdiecat for the 1st time and took him out to the drag queen bar for his 21st birthday last night while he's here in Vegas, and it was awesome.

o hot, statemeets, statereport, hell yeah bitches, dogscanlookup, felixdiecat, like a motherfucking adult, honey you mean hunkules

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tbone wrote in statements Aug 11, 2012 09:32

I've been away from internet for the better part of a week, and I would like to humbly request a statereport.

tbone, statereport

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sperose wrote in statements Aug 05, 2012 19:53

I would like to request a statereport since I've been away at camp for the weekend.

statereport, sperose

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sperose wrote in statements Jul 01, 2012 17:15

I would like to request a statereport since I have been knocked offline for a few days because of the epic storm that rolled through MD on Friday night.

statereport, sperose

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moofable wrote in statements Mar 09, 2012 09:57

I'm back from a week in California and would love a statereport.

statereport, moofable

And we aren't really sure that he's bright enough to find his way out.

tbone wrote in statements Feb 19, 2012 18:06

I was going to take a picture of our new aquarium snail, but he crawled into the rainbow fish cave where you can't really see him.

tbone, 1million, statereport

just expanding and improving something I wrote last year, basically.

himynameishelen wrote in statements Jan 29, 2012 14:14

Oh, and I'm also writing an essay on Wallace Stevens' view of poetry and religion/their connection to each other, with the aim of trying to get it published in a journal, to look good on my applications.

himynameishelen, the more you know, statereport

And no one got nailed to anything.

cpip wrote in statements Oct 16, 2011 11:50

The Halloween Party went pretty well this year, I think.

cpip, amethystjade, statereport

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theslithytove wrote in statements Aug 03, 2011 07:57

I need to know if rocks fell while I was dying of pain yesterday.

pain, dame, dying of sick, statereport

I hope you like it.

popelizbet wrote in statements Jul 20, 2011 16:04

I wrote and s00j recorded a new poem about the Sea Witch from the original Little Mermaid.

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