And with that, I'll to bed - I'm not quite tired enough to sleep yet (since I woke up at 5pm) but I don't feel like staying up because I would prefer to not exist.

Thanks for being there for me today, statements; I've missed you a lot.

It's a pretty stupid Operation, I know.

Okay, Google Docs, I love you, but I REALLY wish you wouldn't autosave every couple of minutes, because it fucks up my Netflix stream every time you do (and if I had to do this tedious script-formatting task without also watching Doctor Who I think I would probably fall asleep and never finish the job).

I just saw a Volkswagen commercial with dogs singing the Imperial March.

Normally my sister and I text each other funny/weird license plates we see, but I couldn't bear to send her that one because if she doesn't already know what it is, I don't want to be the one to expose her.

The other day I saw an "animal friendly" license plate that read MRHAND.

It's 3am and I can't breathe clearly enough to sleep, but I definitely NEED to sleep soon, so I will go take some nyquil and hit the hay.

Dang it Jack, you ruined the LFO singalong that was being posted from last line to first so we could read it in order properly.

Crossroads was also a film version of what might happen if Britney Spears wrote terrible self-insert Britney Spears fanfic; incidentally, it was also the low point of Zoe Saldana's career.