"You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals" is not a statement.

I see people posting on Tumblr about NOT being on Tumlr today and I'm all "mmmm... no..." because I would get way too bored.

I had to remove statements from my flist so that it doesn't explode.

I may or may not have quoted "Hackers" on twitter.

I heared there was gonna be pie.

I have no deadlines today because the State is closed so I'm sitting here writing three fanfics at once.

I have been awake since 4AM and I am SO UNIMPRESSED by this fact that I might just crawl under my desk and die.

Sometimes I wish I had to balls to put out feelers to publishers about the novels I've finished.

I have realized that I cannot write porn whilst listening to Les Mis.

Because of that news article, I am now going to refer to my friend as Princess Banana Hammock.