A short notice that could benefit you
It has been brought to my attention that the laws of the universe are such that, if we have an amicable relationship, you may be winning the lottery in due course.
Or finding twenty bucks on the street or getting a free box of doughnuts (probably not from the street).
Please note that if you win the lottery, I rightfully demand my portion. I understand you may be given this lottery money under conditions such as "You may only buy alcohol with this money" or "If you give this money away, it can only be to Nazis (and the Nazis can't give it to Ingrid, either)", but I'm sure loopholes can be found.
I will also accept a share of your doughnuts of karmic balance.
Or finding twenty bucks on the street or getting a free box of doughnuts (probably not from the street).
Please note that if you win the lottery, I rightfully demand my portion. I understand you may be given this lottery money under conditions such as "You may only buy alcohol with this money" or "If you give this money away, it can only be to Nazis (and the Nazis can't give it to Ingrid, either)", but I'm sure loopholes can be found.
I will also accept a share of your doughnuts of karmic balance.