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[start_thefire]

Well, citizens. You'll all be ecstatic to learn that I've been impetuously yanked away from the icky hands of death, and not a second too soon, truly. I suppose you won't all have to throw that giant funeral for me after all, though a party in my honor is always appreciated

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[hellgun]

...damn. Now I have to put up with your ass again.

[start_thefire]

Weren't you gonna try to save my ass? Not that that worked out too well.

[hellgun]

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Those 'Elixirs' should have warnings on them.

[start_thefire]

"Utterly Useless"?

[hellgun]

Heh. Sure.

Thinking of writing an angry letter too.