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[start_thefire]

Well, citizens. You'll all be ecstatic to learn that I've been impetuously yanked away from the icky hands of death, and not a second too soon, truly. I suppose you won't all have to throw that giant funeral for me after all, though a party in my honor is always appreciated.

...Speaking of parties, I have such a very pretty box of very pretty explosives sitting right next to me.

So, when are we gonna blow up Mama?