Gyyyyyod my Gyyyod.
So...I'm at Stevens and he's looking at a bunch of old text files on his computer and he comes across a convo from aim that he and I had. We came to the conclusion that it happened at some point last winter during the end of a break. But...here's how it went...
WEaselmu HAMmad: hey
WEaselmu HAMmad: u want to make a story
WEaselmu HAMmad: where we take turns adding lines
Justano 36 03: haha i don't care...i've got laundry to do real quick
WEaselmu HAMmad: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: ill start it
WEaselmu HAMmad: u just add the next line whenu get back
Justano 36 03: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: once there was a badger named jeph
Justano 36 03: now this badger wasn't no ordinary badger...oh no...this badger had a very special skill
WEaselmu HAMmad: he had the skill of being able to transport philipican lettuce in invisible overalls
Justano 36 03: k sorry, bad connection
Justano 36 03: your line
WEaselmu HAMmad: oh u didnt get it?
Justano 36 03: nope
WEaselmu HAMmad: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: he had the skill of being able to shoot blind midgets out of his nostril a good 5 or 6
yards
Justano 36 03: now this skill would often get the badger in trouble, for the others in his neighboorhood
didn't understand this special skill meaning they could not appreciate it properly
WEaselmu HAMmad: they thought it bad
WEaselmu HAMmad: teehee
Justano 36 03: well one day jeph decided that he would try to take his skills to a new level
WEaselmu HAMmad: so he hired a toupe of belgina blind midgetsw fresh out of the fields
Justano 36 03: the folk of the town thought this outrageous so they hired patrick swazyee to dispose of the filthy midgets
WEaselmu HAMmad: and patrick swayzee came to talk to the badger and brought with him a midget disintegrationizer 2005.8 and the 8 repeats to disintegraterize the midgets
WEaselmu HAMmad: O:-)
Justano 36 03: jeph was worried because he deeply loved his blind midgets...so in order to save the midgets, he pretended like he was a peacock...patrick swayzee fell for it and walked on by without a second thought
WEaselmu HAMmad: but...with his third though patrick swayzee turned and realized tha the peacock was indeed jeph the badger, so he came to jeph and asked for cigar
Justano 36 03: jeph was alittle stunned at first but quickly recollected his thoughts and replied with, 'i do'nt have a cigar...but i'll tell you what i do have, i have a hungarian boot that we can drink my special juice from.'
WEaselmu HAMmad: so patrick and jeph drank and drank special juice from that hungarian boot on into the night and they learned alot about each other including jeph's fascination with mushrooms and snakes
Justano 36 03: at around 6 am, as the sun began to rise, patrick swazyee said his good byes and walked off into the distance, some what intrigued by the conversations from that night, jeph decided to go on an adventure of his home...he set out that morning
WEaselmu HAMmad: he packed along his condiments and took his two favorite midgets franco xanadu and ali baba
WEaselmu HAMmad: along with him
Justano 36 03: now xanadu was alittle weird...he was very edgy and didn't like condiments, but ali baba was a very hyper midget who never knew when to stop running in triangles
WEaselmu HAMmad: lol
WEaselmu HAMmad: the triangle running caused problems for jeph...he began to hallucinate about philipican lettuce...which is a bad thing...and then he jumped into a pinetree
Justano 36 03: after sitting in the pine tree for awhile, he decided to continue on his journy...so he stuffed ali baba into an empty peanut butter jar and then put xanadu in an empty maple syrup bottle...then placed the two containers in his super hiker backpack 4007.283 (no repeats)
WEaselmu HAMmad: as jeph was walking along once again...he was suddenly stopped by a giant gazelle named rosalind....rosalind was the meanest gazelle since peter cottontail...he carried a .45 calibur and was the meanest mo fo this side of that wall over there
Justano 36 03: so jeph walked past the wall and met an even meaner gazelle named frank mariuchipastelerino (Lester for short).
WEaselmu HAMmad: hahaha
WEaselmu HAMmad: jeph decided to pull out all the stakes...so then the tent fell down...:-\ and then he released his bottled blind midgets for support...xanadu wept gently...but ali baba went "isosceles" on lester's butt....get it?
Justano 36 03: yes that's a good one
WEaselmu HAMmad: lol
WEaselmu HAMmad: thanks
Justano 36 03: lester was defeated in a matter of months, jeph recaptured his midgets and continued on...at some point he got hungry...ate some food...and took a bath...wait he never bathed, but he did some other things...
WEaselmu HAMmad: such as frolick in sauerkraut alley and make sweet love to margaret thatcher and...
Justano 36 03: he also played croquet(sp?), but he was slowly seeing that his journy had to come to an end before to long, so he went to Germany to see if he could find patrick swayzee and discuss life in general with him one last time
WEaselmu HAMmad: during his car ride...he remember his special talent and decided to practice with xanadu and ali baba...then he juiced an orange...mmmm
WEaselmu HAMmad: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: wel im off to bed
and it ends there. I skipped alot at the beginning cause it was pretty straight forward and boring...but yeah. That's our story we made...we're thinking about selling it to hollywood so it can be made into a movie, we're currently writing a full length novel based off of this story as well.
dear god...i think we need help.
WEaselmu HAMmad: hey
WEaselmu HAMmad: u want to make a story
WEaselmu HAMmad: where we take turns adding lines
Justano 36 03: haha i don't care...i've got laundry to do real quick
WEaselmu HAMmad: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: ill start it
WEaselmu HAMmad: u just add the next line whenu get back
Justano 36 03: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: once there was a badger named jeph
Justano 36 03: now this badger wasn't no ordinary badger...oh no...this badger had a very special skill
WEaselmu HAMmad: he had the skill of being able to transport philipican lettuce in invisible overalls
Justano 36 03: k sorry, bad connection
Justano 36 03: your line
WEaselmu HAMmad: oh u didnt get it?
Justano 36 03: nope
WEaselmu HAMmad: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: he had the skill of being able to shoot blind midgets out of his nostril a good 5 or 6
yards
Justano 36 03: now this skill would often get the badger in trouble, for the others in his neighboorhood
didn't understand this special skill meaning they could not appreciate it properly
WEaselmu HAMmad: they thought it bad
WEaselmu HAMmad: teehee
Justano 36 03: well one day jeph decided that he would try to take his skills to a new level
WEaselmu HAMmad: so he hired a toupe of belgina blind midgetsw fresh out of the fields
Justano 36 03: the folk of the town thought this outrageous so they hired patrick swazyee to dispose of the filthy midgets
WEaselmu HAMmad: and patrick swayzee came to talk to the badger and brought with him a midget disintegrationizer 2005.8 and the 8 repeats to disintegraterize the midgets
WEaselmu HAMmad: O:-)
Justano 36 03: jeph was worried because he deeply loved his blind midgets...so in order to save the midgets, he pretended like he was a peacock...patrick swayzee fell for it and walked on by without a second thought
WEaselmu HAMmad: but...with his third though patrick swayzee turned and realized tha the peacock was indeed jeph the badger, so he came to jeph and asked for cigar
Justano 36 03: jeph was alittle stunned at first but quickly recollected his thoughts and replied with, 'i do'nt have a cigar...but i'll tell you what i do have, i have a hungarian boot that we can drink my special juice from.'
WEaselmu HAMmad: so patrick and jeph drank and drank special juice from that hungarian boot on into the night and they learned alot about each other including jeph's fascination with mushrooms and snakes
Justano 36 03: at around 6 am, as the sun began to rise, patrick swazyee said his good byes and walked off into the distance, some what intrigued by the conversations from that night, jeph decided to go on an adventure of his home...he set out that morning
WEaselmu HAMmad: he packed along his condiments and took his two favorite midgets franco xanadu and ali baba
WEaselmu HAMmad: along with him
Justano 36 03: now xanadu was alittle weird...he was very edgy and didn't like condiments, but ali baba was a very hyper midget who never knew when to stop running in triangles
WEaselmu HAMmad: lol
WEaselmu HAMmad: the triangle running caused problems for jeph...he began to hallucinate about philipican lettuce...which is a bad thing...and then he jumped into a pinetree
Justano 36 03: after sitting in the pine tree for awhile, he decided to continue on his journy...so he stuffed ali baba into an empty peanut butter jar and then put xanadu in an empty maple syrup bottle...then placed the two containers in his super hiker backpack 4007.283 (no repeats)
WEaselmu HAMmad: as jeph was walking along once again...he was suddenly stopped by a giant gazelle named rosalind....rosalind was the meanest gazelle since peter cottontail...he carried a .45 calibur and was the meanest mo fo this side of that wall over there
Justano 36 03: so jeph walked past the wall and met an even meaner gazelle named frank mariuchipastelerino (Lester for short).
WEaselmu HAMmad: hahaha
WEaselmu HAMmad: jeph decided to pull out all the stakes...so then the tent fell down...:-\ and then he released his bottled blind midgets for support...xanadu wept gently...but ali baba went "isosceles" on lester's butt....get it?
Justano 36 03: yes that's a good one
WEaselmu HAMmad: lol
WEaselmu HAMmad: thanks
Justano 36 03: lester was defeated in a matter of months, jeph recaptured his midgets and continued on...at some point he got hungry...ate some food...and took a bath...wait he never bathed, but he did some other things...
WEaselmu HAMmad: such as frolick in sauerkraut alley and make sweet love to margaret thatcher and...
Justano 36 03: he also played croquet(sp?), but he was slowly seeing that his journy had to come to an end before to long, so he went to Germany to see if he could find patrick swayzee and discuss life in general with him one last time
WEaselmu HAMmad: during his car ride...he remember his special talent and decided to practice with xanadu and ali baba...then he juiced an orange...mmmm
WEaselmu HAMmad: ok
WEaselmu HAMmad: wel im off to bed
and it ends there. I skipped alot at the beginning cause it was pretty straight forward and boring...but yeah. That's our story we made...we're thinking about selling it to hollywood so it can be made into a movie, we're currently writing a full length novel based off of this story as well.
dear god...i think we need help.