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So i'm really bored and thought i'd share this story with you all...
I'm sitting here at 3:45 am and i've got to shit really bad...so i go upstairs only to find out our toilet clogged. well we don't have a plunger and this stuff was wanting to come out of me right away! so i drive down to the nearest gas station to make use of their facilities. Well I do my business and it was good, yeah, it was awesome. I finish up, flush and start to wash my hands but i start to hear this gurgling noise...yeah...i clogged their toilet! baha! i walk out of the restroom, buy an oven pizza, and leave with a feeling of satisfaction. Plus I clogged their toilet! that was awesome. maybe it's actually not that funny and it's just really late and i have a huge coffee high, but i was laughing the whole way home...
yeah...that's my story, and it was awesome! now it's like 4:40 and I'm STILL laughing my ass off!!!
haha...it's pathetic that i laugh so hard when i do stupid shit like this...
I'm sitting here at 3:45 am and i've got to shit really bad...so i go upstairs only to find out our toilet clogged. well we don't have a plunger and this stuff was wanting to come out of me right away! so i drive down to the nearest gas station to make use of their facilities. Well I do my business and it was good, yeah, it was awesome. I finish up, flush and start to wash my hands but i start to hear this gurgling noise...yeah...i clogged their toilet! baha! i walk out of the restroom, buy an oven pizza, and leave with a feeling of satisfaction. Plus I clogged their toilet! that was awesome. maybe it's actually not that funny and it's just really late and i have a huge coffee high, but i was laughing the whole way home...
yeah...that's my story, and it was awesome! now it's like 4:40 and I'm STILL laughing my ass off!!!
haha...it's pathetic that i laugh so hard when i do stupid shit like this...