[fascinating fact # 5,439 about courtney's life]
sitting on the front porch at 3am in downtown richmond i suppose is not the safest thing, by any means, but all in all the entertainment value makes up for it.
i was talking on the phone, and some man walks up onto the front porch and offers to sell me some incense...after insisting that i had no money...he still made me take a stick and smell it...agreeing with him that in fact, it did smell good, i refused once again, for lack of funds. [go run on sentence]
he decides to give me the sample stick of incense because i am a 'pretty lady'....a few steps later, he turns and asks if i have a MAN...
my reply...ummmm, no...i have a woman...
"ohhhh...that is SO hott" he replies..."can i get in on that action?!"
[insert courtney laughing ever so loudly here]
oh my...silly, crazy, toothless homeless man...i kind of felt bad for having to reject him...but courtney is no slut...and i dont think candice would be up for a threesome...ha ha ha...too funny.
i was talking on the phone, and some man walks up onto the front porch and offers to sell me some incense...after insisting that i had no money...he still made me take a stick and smell it...agreeing with him that in fact, it did smell good, i refused once again, for lack of funds. [go run on sentence]
he decides to give me the sample stick of incense because i am a 'pretty lady'....a few steps later, he turns and asks if i have a MAN...
my reply...ummmm, no...i have a woman...
"ohhhh...that is SO hott" he replies..."can i get in on that action?!"
[insert courtney laughing ever so loudly here]
oh my...silly, crazy, toothless homeless man...i kind of felt bad for having to reject him...but courtney is no slut...and i dont think candice would be up for a threesome...ha ha ha...too funny.