Was happily minding own business, walking home from the co-op at quarter to nine, and was accosted by boss in street and dragged into restaurant to chat.  Cue smirking staff asking if he wanted a table for two (by the way, S looks only a little bit younger than my dad, and I, much to my eternal shame, was once ID'd for a PG), and S pretty much ( Read more... )

...I am writing to apply for the somewhat pedestrian vacancy advertised in your shop window / on your poorly designed website, in defiance of your staff's disavowal of any knowledge of such a position.  I am a student of English literature, classical languages and, currently and with the negotiable aid of two gentlemen I know only through the ( Read more... )

... because nothing much is happening in my life except graduating, which is proving to be exceptionally non-momentous.  Currently trying to work on Golden, but having issues because, apparently, I am unable to write nasty things.  Seriously.  I spent three hours last night online searching for homophobic and racist insults - if anyone *was* ( Read more... )