my sister is having a sleepover

[starshone_storm]

SINCE WHEN WAS UNI STARTING BACK ON MONDAY

In further news:

cattrius talks like Kyon.

I've been feeling melancholy lately, so I must be god.

mad_as_soup has the biggest boobs, so she's gotta be Mikuru.

Arthur and Chris get very close, so Arthur must be Itsuki. Sorry about the closed spaces, man.

ladycariad is Yuki by process of smart elimination. I've always thought Johanna was an alien.

Yeah, this just all hit me as I was going to bed last night.

And damnit, no one's gonna quite understand all of this.