[watches 2/3 of icons on comments and posts morph into God bringing donuts]
Things I've learnt tonight:
Drunk people are hilarious...
When they're not dropping glasses, dropping you, or knocking plants off tables.
Elbows can save the day.
If your vacuum hose is broken, just use the part you plug the hose into!
This doesn't work particularly well with soil.
cattrius is pretty dire at Chicken of any orientation.
I rock at Straight Chicken. (Although I wasn't even blinking at people who tried Gay Chicken on me either. We need to try and work out some rules for Asexual Chicken so I'll have an actual challenge.)
nix_the_fish appears to play piano better drunk than sober.
jazzeegurl thinks I'm a flirt too, sob; maybe iamlivingmusic is not just insane.
People from orchestra remember me even if I never actually spoke to them. Sorry, Emil, I just don't remember string players.
I get more affectionate the drunker people around me get. Perhaps because I think they won't remember. (And now I've gone and blown my cover by blogging about it; I am a genius.)
I also learnt a drinking game. Now that's useful.
I also learnt a drinking game. Now that's useful.