I think I've posted more in these holidays than I did last term
Title: Quiet Time
What: Gilmore Girls fanfiction crossing over into Hairspray with gratuitous not-quite self insertion
Rating: PG for inappropriate use of pavlova
Words: 563
Summary: Jess and Dean have some quiet time, but this is interrupted by Rory and some not-quite self insertions (ie. I threw in Chris and he threw in me). Written for 30_cracks using theme 11) books.
Sample: In another improbable crossover...
Jess appreciated having some quiet time to work on his great American novel, something Dean didn't seem to understand. Rory was there with him; she was just finishing the Oxford Unabridged Dictionary Volume 3486. Rory had proved to be an invaluable resource while writing this book: Why check a thesaurus when he could just ask her? It turned out she'd given birth to the English language, and Jess was constantly in awe of this.
Dean was there too, but hidden in his large, ungainly book was the High School Musical junior novel, for Dean was obsessed. But unfortunately for Dean, while he was distracted, Rory was trying to make her move on Jess. Jess wasn't entirely unimpressed with this. Rory was homophobic and wanted to break up Jess and Dean; she was uncool. And hey, she liked Jess, so why not get a little of what she wanted at the same time?
She placed her hand on his thigh, and looked deep into his eyes. They almost kissed...
When Ellen DeGeneres popped up. "HA!" she cried, before throwing pavlova in Rory's face, which as we all know, is her kryptonite. And the audience all cheered for the usual continuity, as this is a recurring line.
Rory proceeded to explode into confetti and deviled eggs.
"Damn," said Jess, "now I need a thesaurus."
"No," interupted Dean, "you need High School Musical!" He shoved his HSM novel down Jess' top.
Jess raised an eyebrow alluringly. Oblivious to this, Dean shrugged, then ate the deviled Rory egg, and Ellen went on her merry way.
But then! Before Dean was about to eat some confetti as well, it turned into Penny Pingleton, aka, Amanda Bynes!
"What the hell?" asked Jess, trying to get the HSM book out of his top.
"Like, hiya!" she said, before beginnning to dance with Dean in a very 60's style.
Jess' eyes narrowed: Some random badly-dressed girl had just popped out of nowhere and was dancing with his boy. It didnt help that Dean's clothing magically turned 60's and that he was dancing as well. Jess decided that the best course of action for him to take was to ignore them pointedly and get on with his book...
...which Link Larkin jumped out of! So Jess, in a fit of jealousy, danced with Link.
In another improbable crossover, Chris walked in and could only gape at the proceedings. He pulled Caryl out of his backpack and threw her at Jess. Unprepared, Jess fell over, Caryl on top of him (unbeknownst to Chris, this happened to Caryl a lot in fanfics, so Caryl was rather used to it).
Chris then ran away into the sunset with Link while Jess was distracted, and Jess could only stare at this sudden self-insertion.
Then, in a sudden turn of events, Caryl also ran off into the sunset, but instead with Amanda.
Caryl soon came running back without her, realizing that Amanda drove her insane, and grabbed Ashley Tisdale out of the bag Chris had left behind and ran off with her. This was a trap, so Caryl and Ashley were stuck in a hole forever.
Jess stared after them, then turned to Dean. They made out, because that's what they do. And they all lived happily ever after, except for Caryl and Ashley, because they lived super amazingly uberhappily, or pretended to, anyway. The end.
What: Gilmore Girls fanfiction crossing over into Hairspray with gratuitous not-quite self insertion
Rating: PG for inappropriate use of pavlova
Words: 563
Summary: Jess and Dean have some quiet time, but this is interrupted by Rory and some not-quite self insertions (ie. I threw in Chris and he threw in me). Written for 30_cracks using theme 11) books.
Sample: In another improbable crossover...
Jess appreciated having some quiet time to work on his great American novel, something Dean didn't seem to understand. Rory was there with him; she was just finishing the Oxford Unabridged Dictionary Volume 3486. Rory had proved to be an invaluable resource while writing this book: Why check a thesaurus when he could just ask her? It turned out she'd given birth to the English language, and Jess was constantly in awe of this.
Dean was there too, but hidden in his large, ungainly book was the High School Musical junior novel, for Dean was obsessed. But unfortunately for Dean, while he was distracted, Rory was trying to make her move on Jess. Jess wasn't entirely unimpressed with this. Rory was homophobic and wanted to break up Jess and Dean; she was uncool. And hey, she liked Jess, so why not get a little of what she wanted at the same time?
She placed her hand on his thigh, and looked deep into his eyes. They almost kissed...
When Ellen DeGeneres popped up. "HA!" she cried, before throwing pavlova in Rory's face, which as we all know, is her kryptonite. And the audience all cheered for the usual continuity, as this is a recurring line.
Rory proceeded to explode into confetti and deviled eggs.
"Damn," said Jess, "now I need a thesaurus."
"No," interupted Dean, "you need High School Musical!" He shoved his HSM novel down Jess' top.
Jess raised an eyebrow alluringly. Oblivious to this, Dean shrugged, then ate the deviled Rory egg, and Ellen went on her merry way.
But then! Before Dean was about to eat some confetti as well, it turned into Penny Pingleton, aka, Amanda Bynes!
"What the hell?" asked Jess, trying to get the HSM book out of his top.
"Like, hiya!" she said, before beginnning to dance with Dean in a very 60's style.
Jess' eyes narrowed: Some random badly-dressed girl had just popped out of nowhere and was dancing with his boy. It didnt help that Dean's clothing magically turned 60's and that he was dancing as well. Jess decided that the best course of action for him to take was to ignore them pointedly and get on with his book...
...which Link Larkin jumped out of! So Jess, in a fit of jealousy, danced with Link.
In another improbable crossover, Chris walked in and could only gape at the proceedings. He pulled Caryl out of his backpack and threw her at Jess. Unprepared, Jess fell over, Caryl on top of him (unbeknownst to Chris, this happened to Caryl a lot in fanfics, so Caryl was rather used to it).
Chris then ran away into the sunset with Link while Jess was distracted, and Jess could only stare at this sudden self-insertion.
Then, in a sudden turn of events, Caryl also ran off into the sunset, but instead with Amanda.
Caryl soon came running back without her, realizing that Amanda drove her insane, and grabbed Ashley Tisdale out of the bag Chris had left behind and ran off with her. This was a trap, so Caryl and Ashley were stuck in a hole forever.
Jess stared after them, then turned to Dean. They made out, because that's what they do. And they all lived happily ever after, except for Caryl and Ashley, because they lived super amazingly uberhappily, or pretended to, anyway. The end.