Chris and I were so bored we wrote a fanfic together, and god is it awful
Title: Boy Meets Boy Meets Boy Meets Girl Meets Boy Meets Boy Meets Girl
What: Crossover fanfiction involving High School Musical, Supernatural, and Gilmore Girls and hinting somewhat at Ghostbusters.
Rating: PG13 for slash and threesome action, I kid you not.
Words: 616
Summary: Supernatural forces attack. Pairings: Troy/Gabriella, Troy/Rory, Troy/Sam, Troy/Ryan (what the hell, man), Zeke/Dean, Sam-or-is-he-Dean/Jess, Sam-or-is-he-Dean/Jess/Rory, Taylor/camel.
Sample: But alas, Gabriella was killed by supernatural forces.
Rory was having a great time in Alberquerque. Troy was gawking at her smartness as she was reading the unabridged dictionary.
That Gabriella girl seemed to be pretty annoyed, though, cause she was like, "Oh no, he didn't cheat on me for her that skank who is obviously stupider than a piece of wood!"
But alas, Gabriella was killed by supernatural forces.
And suddenly Dean and Sam popped in and were like, "ZOMFG IT'S AN EFFING GHOST!" They then proceeded to look pretty.
Rory stared at Sam in astonishment.
She then proceeded to explode due to time and space warping because of a paradox.
"Well, damn," said Sam, "she seemed kind of familiar from somewhere."
Tory said hello to the two good-looking ghostbusters as both of his girl interests had been destroyed due to supernatural forces.
Dean took one look at the pretty boy and drawled, "Sorry, I don't swing that way, and are you even legal?"
"I doubt it. Because I feel like I'm in some kind of children's film, I feel I shall never give any hints as to my actual age to leave everyone guessing, and repeat the same highschool year over and over again because no one ever knew how old I was in the first place."
"That's pretty screwed up, man." replied Sam.
"It's not that strange if you think about it. Do a little dance with me and give me a MySpace page hit."
And so Sam and Troy danced off into the New Mexican sunset, leaving Dean to sit around very confused.
Sharpay then jumped on stage, and Dean thought she was the evil demon who caused everyone to dissappear. Fortunately Dean still had the Colt, because I actually pay very little attention to the PLOT of Supernatural. So he whipped out a wooden stake and proceeded to stabbing her in the heart.
Thus Ryan was forced to take the female lead in the winter musical. He wore his favourite blue dress that Sharpay had stolen off of him, and the whole school was shocked and appalled when his and Troy's stage kiss turned into a makeout session.
This was soon ignored when everyone discovered Taylor had done the same thing but with the stage camel. As a distraction, Zeke offered Dean (who had stayed around to watch the show) a creme brulee.
"I love cream brulee, and making out with everyone cause I'm soooo good."
"Really? So do I."
They then proceeded in making out. It was hot.
Sam felt left out, so he went back to Stars Hollow to find Jess.
Rory then appeared whilst they were making out because the paradox of Sam still being in Stars Hollow cancelled out the original one that made her dissappear.
Poor Jess didn't know whether to call him Sam or Dean, and Rory was just like, "Wtf, mate?"
So Rory decided to avoid the confusion by joining in.
Gabriella felt left out in her other dimension because everyone was too busy making out with each other to kill Corbin, who was the original ghost who made Gabriella dissappear in the first place. So she called Ghostbusters!
But because she was in an alternate dimension, they didn't do anything. It was tragic.
Lorelai was surprised at Rory's threesome action and was like, "OMG, that's like totally odd, strange, whack, weird, like, why, like, OMG, is Rory, like, what, doing that? OMG! Now beep beep OMG, like totally OMG."
And so to distract herself from her daughter's appalling behavior, she called Ghostbusters, who then proceeded to bring back Gabriella though murder and subterfuge.
And they all lived happily ever after, except the camel, who had to live with Taylor.
THE END.
If you need any more fun and games after that, try guessing who wrote what bits!
And here is an icon to accompany the fic.
What: Crossover fanfiction involving High School Musical, Supernatural, and Gilmore Girls and hinting somewhat at Ghostbusters.
Rating: PG13 for slash and threesome action, I kid you not.
Words: 616
Summary: Supernatural forces attack. Pairings: Troy/Gabriella, Troy/Rory, Troy/Sam, Troy/Ryan (what the hell, man), Zeke/Dean, Sam-or-is-he-Dean/Jess, Sam-or-is-he-Dean/Jess/Rory, Taylor/camel.
Sample: But alas, Gabriella was killed by supernatural forces.
Rory was having a great time in Alberquerque. Troy was gawking at her smartness as she was reading the unabridged dictionary.
That Gabriella girl seemed to be pretty annoyed, though, cause she was like, "Oh no, he didn't cheat on me for her that skank who is obviously stupider than a piece of wood!"
But alas, Gabriella was killed by supernatural forces.
And suddenly Dean and Sam popped in and were like, "ZOMFG IT'S AN EFFING GHOST!" They then proceeded to look pretty.
Rory stared at Sam in astonishment.
She then proceeded to explode due to time and space warping because of a paradox.
"Well, damn," said Sam, "she seemed kind of familiar from somewhere."
Tory said hello to the two good-looking ghostbusters as both of his girl interests had been destroyed due to supernatural forces.
Dean took one look at the pretty boy and drawled, "Sorry, I don't swing that way, and are you even legal?"
"I doubt it. Because I feel like I'm in some kind of children's film, I feel I shall never give any hints as to my actual age to leave everyone guessing, and repeat the same highschool year over and over again because no one ever knew how old I was in the first place."
"That's pretty screwed up, man." replied Sam.
"It's not that strange if you think about it. Do a little dance with me and give me a MySpace page hit."
And so Sam and Troy danced off into the New Mexican sunset, leaving Dean to sit around very confused.
Sharpay then jumped on stage, and Dean thought she was the evil demon who caused everyone to dissappear. Fortunately Dean still had the Colt, because I actually pay very little attention to the PLOT of Supernatural. So he whipped out a wooden stake and proceeded to stabbing her in the heart.
Thus Ryan was forced to take the female lead in the winter musical. He wore his favourite blue dress that Sharpay had stolen off of him, and the whole school was shocked and appalled when his and Troy's stage kiss turned into a makeout session.
This was soon ignored when everyone discovered Taylor had done the same thing but with the stage camel. As a distraction, Zeke offered Dean (who had stayed around to watch the show) a creme brulee.
"I love cream brulee, and making out with everyone cause I'm soooo good."
"Really? So do I."
They then proceeded in making out. It was hot.
Sam felt left out, so he went back to Stars Hollow to find Jess.
Rory then appeared whilst they were making out because the paradox of Sam still being in Stars Hollow cancelled out the original one that made her dissappear.
Poor Jess didn't know whether to call him Sam or Dean, and Rory was just like, "Wtf, mate?"
So Rory decided to avoid the confusion by joining in.
Gabriella felt left out in her other dimension because everyone was too busy making out with each other to kill Corbin, who was the original ghost who made Gabriella dissappear in the first place. So she called Ghostbusters!
But because she was in an alternate dimension, they didn't do anything. It was tragic.
Lorelai was surprised at Rory's threesome action and was like, "OMG, that's like totally odd, strange, whack, weird, like, why, like, OMG, is Rory, like, what, doing that? OMG! Now beep beep OMG, like totally OMG."
And so to distract herself from her daughter's appalling behavior, she called Ghostbusters, who then proceeded to bring back Gabriella though murder and subterfuge.
And they all lived happily ever after, except the camel, who had to live with Taylor.
THE END.
If you need any more fun and games after that, try guessing who wrote what bits!
And here is an icon to accompany the fic.