That was quite possibly the dodgiest fully-clothed party ever
By "party" I mean " Nicola's fifteenth birthday party", and by "dodgiest" I mean "by god there was a lot of innuendo". Because we're apparently all nerds, almost everyone there had an LJ or used to: There was me and both my merry exes Chris and Johanna, Faye, Marzie, and Grace, Janella and Nicole the former shaped_it, and miraculously and joyously back from Otago, Aysser. Oh, and Helen and Simone were there too. :look
There I go again, trying to use freakin' Tar Valon smileys.
Anyway. Fun all round! To the vast WTF :/ of Johanna and Nicole once they arrived, we started off with a bit of a late 90s-early 2000s sing-and-dance-along. (In which I scared Marzie by serenading her with Backstreet Boys. Pffft, she'll get used to it.) And then once everyone was there and we'd gotten the "OMG AYSSER! [HUG]" part over and done with, we did presents! I ended up first and sang and played my beautiful song to Nix, only it wasn't as beautiful because A) I was cracking up too hard at everyone else cracking up, and B) I'm just not used to my guitar actually being in tune.
Okay, you can stop laughing now.
And then my real present was a TEAL purse and white glittens. (If you're wondering what glittens are... My other option of what to call them was "moves". Rhymes with "loves". Work it out.) Other presents included chocolate, clothes, The Va Dinci Cod, and Naked Pictures of Famous People. Aysser is corrupting the minds of minors. And then Marzie and Chris and Faye and Grace between them got Nix a mini-nacho cart and nachos to go with it. XD Brilliance.
After some food, we moved on to many varieties of SingStar. Aysser dared Chris to do It's Raining Men, a dare which he accepted and managed to slaughter Janella on. I know. What the hell. Actually he beat quite a few people, which was rather terrifying. Aysser somehow also managed to pwn all. Who would have known Aysser can sing? I beat Jazz on Can't Fight the Moonlight, possibly also by incorporating We're All in This Together choreography.
Eventually we made pizzas and then played the chocolate fish game, in which chocolate fish are strung up high and you have to try and eat them. Several cheaters stepped up on the couch to do this. I took several running jumps, stopped myself from crashing into the wall a few times, and eventually gave up and made Chris lift me. After this we ate the pizzas and Aysser left.
And so we played that game where you have the name of a person or character on your head and you had to ask people yes or no questions to try and figure out who you were. Johanna started early and correctly guessed that she was Aysser. I took forever to guess that I was Hitler, but not nearly as long as Chris (Satan), Janella (did not know who Mr. Whippy was), Helen I think (Mrs. Cooper (don't worry Chris)), and Nicole who ended up last with Tinky Winky. While this went on, styrofoam flew everywhere including down Nicole's top because I have decent aim once in a while, and Johanna used the styrofoam and a gold pen to stamp gold on the small of my back.
After apparently banana-shaped cake and icecream (the icecream wasn't banana-shaped though), and Chris blatantly and cheesily hitting on me, us far away lot went home. :)
There weren't enough chairs to go around, but Chris is still a slut.
He is also, apparently, a girl. We all thought he looked pretty fetching in Nicole's headband. Except, apparently, Johanna.
I clearly use the word "apparently" too much.
My exes are made for each other. (Actually they looked cuter before this but the camera didn't take a photo in time.)
This was the sway line, when they deteriorated into no arm movements.
(Left to right: Nicola, Aysser, Janella.)
Janella and Marzie model the styrofoam. It was a hot look tonight. We were throwing it around all night, at people's heads and in my case into Nicole's cleavage. (What? It was there.)
Johanna and Nicole went Radio Ga Ga. And obviously that's me doing my Asian pose in the background. That's my new haircut, by the bye.
Aysser took this Janella. (And I don't know why I just slipped into Welsh grammar.)
Grace and Aysser make pathetic attempts at getting their chocolate fish. Johanna makes plans.
Aysser makes another attempt.
And you thought Jo and Chris were made for each other. Though Johanna did try to gatecrash this photo. She didn't fit. Marzie is in the background as Jesus, ironically.
Somebody forward this around every Pat's guys' Bebos to show them that yes, Chris is a skux. (When, in fact, Nicole and Faye just decided that Chris makes a good pillow.)
There I go again, trying to use freakin' Tar Valon smileys.
Anyway. Fun all round! To the vast WTF :/ of Johanna and Nicole once they arrived, we started off with a bit of a late 90s-early 2000s sing-and-dance-along. (In which I scared Marzie by serenading her with Backstreet Boys. Pffft, she'll get used to it.) And then once everyone was there and we'd gotten the "OMG AYSSER! [HUG]" part over and done with, we did presents! I ended up first and sang and played my beautiful song to Nix, only it wasn't as beautiful because A) I was cracking up too hard at everyone else cracking up, and B) I'm just not used to my guitar actually being in tune.
Okay, you can stop laughing now.
And then my real present was a TEAL purse and white glittens. (If you're wondering what glittens are... My other option of what to call them was "moves". Rhymes with "loves". Work it out.) Other presents included chocolate, clothes, The Va Dinci Cod, and Naked Pictures of Famous People. Aysser is corrupting the minds of minors. And then Marzie and Chris and Faye and Grace between them got Nix a mini-nacho cart and nachos to go with it. XD Brilliance.
After some food, we moved on to many varieties of SingStar. Aysser dared Chris to do It's Raining Men, a dare which he accepted and managed to slaughter Janella on. I know. What the hell. Actually he beat quite a few people, which was rather terrifying. Aysser somehow also managed to pwn all. Who would have known Aysser can sing? I beat Jazz on Can't Fight the Moonlight, possibly also by incorporating We're All in This Together choreography.
Eventually we made pizzas and then played the chocolate fish game, in which chocolate fish are strung up high and you have to try and eat them. Several cheaters stepped up on the couch to do this. I took several running jumps, stopped myself from crashing into the wall a few times, and eventually gave up and made Chris lift me. After this we ate the pizzas and Aysser left.
And so we played that game where you have the name of a person or character on your head and you had to ask people yes or no questions to try and figure out who you were. Johanna started early and correctly guessed that she was Aysser. I took forever to guess that I was Hitler, but not nearly as long as Chris (Satan), Janella (did not know who Mr. Whippy was), Helen I think (Mrs. Cooper (don't worry Chris)), and Nicole who ended up last with Tinky Winky. While this went on, styrofoam flew everywhere including down Nicole's top because I have decent aim once in a while, and Johanna used the styrofoam and a gold pen to stamp gold on the small of my back.
After apparently banana-shaped cake and icecream (the icecream wasn't banana-shaped though), and Chris blatantly and cheesily hitting on me, us far away lot went home. :)
There weren't enough chairs to go around, but Chris is still a slut.
He is also, apparently, a girl. We all thought he looked pretty fetching in Nicole's headband. Except, apparently, Johanna.
I clearly use the word "apparently" too much.
My exes are made for each other. (Actually they looked cuter before this but the camera didn't take a photo in time.)
This was the sway line, when they deteriorated into no arm movements.
(Left to right: Nicola, Aysser, Janella.)
Janella and Marzie model the styrofoam. It was a hot look tonight. We were throwing it around all night, at people's heads and in my case into Nicole's cleavage. (What? It was there.)
Johanna and Nicole went Radio Ga Ga. And obviously that's me doing my Asian pose in the background. That's my new haircut, by the bye.
Aysser took this Janella. (And I don't know why I just slipped into Welsh grammar.)
Grace and Aysser make pathetic attempts at getting their chocolate fish. Johanna makes plans.
Aysser makes another attempt.
And you thought Jo and Chris were made for each other. Though Johanna did try to gatecrash this photo. She didn't fit. Marzie is in the background as Jesus, ironically.
Somebody forward this around every Pat's guys' Bebos to show them that yes, Chris is a skux. (When, in fact, Nicole and Faye just decided that Chris makes a good pillow.)