BEAUTY AND THE BEAST TONIGHT and gratuitous polling to take advantage of paid account

[starshone_storm]

Emily: lalala ben
Johanna: *facepalm* BEN.
Caryl: BEN?
Johanna: Emily's bf???? Is that right???
Caryl: Please excuse me for a minute, my first connection to the name Ben is Ben Lummis
Emily: he aint my bf
Johanna: *MEGAfacepalm ofDHOOOOM*
Caryl: Boyfriendtypeperson?
Johanna: AH the woes of boyfriendtypeperson's
Caryl: They're not WOEFUL.
Johanna: YOU AND CHRIS BLOODY WELL WERE
Caryl: We were WOEFUL?!
Johanna: YOU WERE]
Caryl: HOW WERE WE /WOEFUL/?
Emily: fill me in
Johanna: CHRIS: I DONT KNOW IF ME AND CARYL ARE GOING OUT OR NOT. Caryl: I DONT KNOW IF ME AND CHRIS ARE GOING OUT OR NOT
Johanna: it was VERY woeful.
Caryl: IT WASN'T WOEFUL. CONFUSING, MAYBE, BUT NOT WOEFUL

Poll Woe: affliction, bitter grief

More substance later.