"And there's kids playing hockey on the back! It's like you want us to make fun of you!"
I want to apologize for being kind of MIA for the last couple of days. And I'm also sorry this is so late AGAIN.
My poor laptop is gasping it's last breath as we speak. It's been slowly dying over the past few months, and I had been hoping that maybe it would last to see another Christmas, but alas! Now it has a virus.
It's not really the end of the world since I hadn't expected it to last more than two more months anyway, but it's still sad. Although, getting a new computer this week is going be SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME! Well, it won't be awesome for my bank account, but still! It'll be amazing to have a bigger hard drive and a computer that actually, you know...works.
But getting back all my music is going to be a bit problematic to say the least. :/
As I type this entry my dying laptop will undoubtedly freeze every 5mins and I will undoubtedly get another porn pop up bananza every 30 seconds. OH JOY!
CANADIAN!ROBIN IS MY FAVORITE
Also, I love how they all (NPH especially) look so damn adorable in their winter clothes. Aw. How anyone could not love each and every one of them is beyond me!
And I like how in the second row Barney looks like he's raising his glass to her as she walks in.
OH ROBIN, FIERCEST OF THEM ALL
Robin: Make fun of the great white north all you want, it's the greatest country in the world!
Barney: Social experiment...USA! USA! USA! USA! (everyone chants with him)
Robin: Ok, ok, what does that even prove? Ok, you chant anything, people will join in. CANADA! CANADA! CANA...ok, they won't chant anything.
Barney: SHRIMP FRIED RICE! SHRIMP FRIED RICE! SHRIMP FRIED RICE!
Ted: SHRIMP FRIED RICE! Shrimp Fried Rice? Totally!
My favorite thing about this is Ted jumping up and down when he comes in all excited about shrimp fried rice! heh! Oh Ted ♥
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TED AND MARSHALL ARE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE LOOK AT BARNEY STROKING ROBIN'S ARM!
It doesn't take much, you guys.
Adorable
Robin: You guys will not believe this! I've been talking to my lawyer all morning. You know that guy I had a slight disagreement with at the Hoser Hut? He's filing assault charges! ...I broke his nose with a chair. And now apparently, I might end up getting deported!
Ted: Oh my god, that sucks! I'm going to go do push-ups in the kitchen! TANTRUM!!
Robin: Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported. My lawyer said I can become an American citizen.
Barney: Perfect! Problem solved. Welcome aboard!
Robin: Well, it's not that simple! I'm a Canadian. I was born there, my family is there. It's who I am.
Barney: I know. And it's provided us with a lot of laughs! But Robin, if you want to live here, work here, and throw chairs at people here, you have to do
Robin: Well, there's a citizenship test tomorrow.
Barney: A citiz...!
Robin: I'll think about it.
Barney: No! No! You have to do it! I'll help you study! We're gonna stay up all night long! I'm gonna drill you...and then we're gonna study! No, seriously. We're gonna do some cramming...and then we're gonna study! No seriously. We're gonna bone up on...
Robin: Ok Barney.
Barney: It's a rich area.
Robin: It is.
Barney: But you know, it's not going to be easy this test. It's not like the Canadian citizenship test.
Robin: How do you know the Canadian test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada! Question 1: Do you want to be Canadian? Question 2: Really?!
I have always loved how much he amuses her. Oh the little smiles.
The casual touching just makes me happy.
Barney: How many stars are on the flag?
Robin: 50. One for each state.
Barney: What are the first ten amendments to the Constitution called?
Robin: The Bill of Rights. Barney, I know all this! I'm ready!
Barney: Ready for the test maybe, but ready to be an American? Not on your sweet life! For you to be an American we gotta get the Canadian out of you! That's why I've created these questions! Question 1: Who is this?
Robin: Queen Elizabeth II
Barney: No. The answer is Elton John. Question 2: What the hell is this?!
Robin: Oh curling! Umm it's a sport played by...
Barney: Wrong! The answer we were looking for was "I don't care! It's dumb! Let's go buy something that's bad for us and sue the people who made it!" That's America, Robin!
I love how over dramatic he gets about everything in life.
Danny Tanner: And by the end of the night Barney had turned Robin into a real American.
Robin: I want to say...Jefferson?
Barney: Correct! Archie Bunker's neighbor was George Jefferson!
Robin: Booyah! I am nailing this! God, I am buzzing on America right now!
Barney: All right, all right, hold your horses! Now to prove that you are as American as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to....who is this?
Robin: That, Barney, is the American actor, beloved by millions, the havern guy from the popular series of Ernst films. And his name, Jeff Foxworthy.
Barney: Jeff Foxworthy? No. It's Jim Varney. You're kidding me? You don't know that?
Robin: Uh, that's Jeff Foxworthy dumbass, end of story! Now shut your stupid face!
Barney: Not only are you wrong, but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Sherbatsky, you are an American!
Whatever happened to Ernst? lol I haven't heard that name in over a decade.
♥
Robin: (VO) Oh yea, I'm gonna be an American, y'all! Maybe I'll rob a liquor store, maybe I won't! My choice! LEARN ENGLISH!!
HAHAHA SHE'S KIND OF AMAZING!
Danny Tanner: When Barney finally tracked down your Aunt Robin, it wasn't a pretty site.
Barney: Good morning.
Robin: Barney? My god, what happened last night?
Barney: You...went Canadian.
Robin: How Canadian?
Barney: THIS CANADIAN! (pulls open the shades) Oh. That was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto skyline...you're in Toronto!
I wish we could have seen Robin running around with a hockey stick and throwing mattress' around. lolz.
Robin: Oh my god. It's coming back to me. I, uh, I went into the Hoser Hut and I met this women's Curling team. We started drinking and the next thing I know they're inviting me to a Bryan Adams/Rich Little double bill in Toronto. How did you find me anyway?
Barney: You called me! Said you were never coming back. So I jumped on a plane, flew across the Atlantic...
Robin: Canada isn't across the Atlantic.
Barney: You're talking nonsense. Now listen, you slipped up, it's fine. The test is in a few hours...
Robin: Barney, I'm not taking the test.
Barney: God, you're still drunk!
Robin: Look, I appreciate your help, but who am I kidding? I'm Canadian! I always will be.
Barney: Now that's ridiculous! We're gonna get some coffee in you, we'll sober you up, and get you back to New York for that test! But, before any of that, we're gonna do it, on this bed because...hotel room! ...Ok, let's get some coffee
I think maybe Barney thinks Canada is in outer space.
His swagger would probably work on me. ha.
Barney: What's wrong? Other than the fact that this five dollar bill they gave you is blue!
Robin: Wow. I'm not American and apparently I'm not Canadian either!
Barney: And there's kids playing hockey on the back! It's like you want us to make fun of you!
As a fellow New Yorker I feel the need to inform Barney that there ARE Tim Hortons in NYC. I know of 2 off the top of my head and I just went to their website to check...there's 9 right in Manhattan!
Picture of the back of a 5 that has the kids playing hockey.
Barney: Heh! Look at this money! This one has a moose! This one has a beaver! And they all have Elton John on the back!
CHECK OUT THE COINS THAT BARNEY WAS TALKING ABOUT!
PLEASE TELL ME CANADIANS REALLY CALL THEM TOONIES AND LOONIES!
I love how amused he is. But I'm totally just as amused/jealous. Why is American money all one color and why does it not have fun animals and people going on adventures?!
My friend and I were thinking of going to Montreal for New Years (just randomly) and I must say that I'm really excited to get some of this money!
OMG THE 10 IS PURPLE!
Robin: When I moved to the states, I swore to myself I wasn't going to change. And yet, here I am in the most Canadian place in the universe, Tim Horton's, around the corner from the hockey hall of fame! And I don't belong. It's like I don't have a country.
Barney: Ok, that's it. Attention Canada! I am Barney from America, and I'm here to fix your backward ass country! Number 1, get real money! I don't know what board game this came from but it's a joke! Number 2, and this is the biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Sherbatsky get away! Because guess what? You don't want her? I'm plantin' my flag in her, if you know what I mean, which you probably don't, and getting her the hell out of here! You may now return to being pointless!
Barney: Oh this coffee is excellent. Oh hey fellas, it's called a tie!
The little kid pounding his fist is my favorite!
Oh Barney, he's kind of wonderful sometimes. I mean, sure, he does things in his own unique way, but the meaning is still the same.
Barney: Man, those Canadian doctors bandaged me up, reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in it's socket, and they didn't even bill me! Idiots! All right, I guess they're not idiots. The coffee was extraordinary. Eh, I guess Canada's not so bad. They play their cards right and maybe they can even become a state someday!
Robin: Barney, I've thought about this. When you stood up and told off those people I thought, "Yea, America's cool!" and then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you I thought, "Yea, Canada's pretty cool too!" In fact, after you passed out, I may have taken a few pokes myself. So I've decided, dual citizenship! I'm going to be American and Canadian.
Barney: Wait, you can do that?
Robin: Yea, dummy! Instead of being a woman with no country, I'm going to be a woman with two!
Barney: I see.
Robin: You understand?
Barney: No, I can see out of my left eye again!
I don't know why Robin didn't decide to do this from the start. Especially once she decided she was living in NY permanently.
Aw ♥
BUT HAHA I LOVE THAT SHE PUNCHED HIM A BIT HERSELF!
TANTRUM!!!!!
♪ The Proclaimers - 500 Miles
Ever since "Arrivederci, Fiero" whenever I hear this song I think of Ted & Marshall. heh.
Previous Barney/Robin picspams:
Season 5:
5.01 - Definitions
5.02 - Double Date
5.03 - Robin 101
5.04 - The Sexless Innkeeper
Season 4:
4.14 - The Possimpible
4.18 - Old King Clancy
4.19 - Murtaugh
4.20 - Mosbius Designs
4.21 - The Three Days Rule + 4.22 - Right Place, Right Time
4.23 - As Fast As She Can
4.24 - The Leap
My poor laptop is gasping it's last breath as we speak. It's been slowly dying over the past few months, and I had been hoping that maybe it would last to see another Christmas, but alas! Now it has a virus.
It's not really the end of the world since I hadn't expected it to last more than two more months anyway, but it's still sad. Although, getting a new computer this week is going be SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME! Well, it won't be awesome for my bank account, but still! It'll be amazing to have a bigger hard drive and a computer that actually, you know...works.
But getting back all my music is going to be a bit problematic to say the least. :/
As I type this entry my dying laptop will undoubtedly freeze every 5mins and I will undoubtedly get another porn pop up bananza every 30 seconds. OH JOY!
CANADIAN!ROBIN IS MY FAVORITE
Also, I love how they all (NPH especially) look so damn adorable in their winter clothes. Aw. How anyone could not love each and every one of them is beyond me!
And I like how in the second row Barney looks like he's raising his glass to her as she walks in.
OH ROBIN, FIERCEST OF THEM ALL
Robin: Make fun of the great white north all you want, it's the greatest country in the world!
Barney: Social experiment...USA! USA! USA! USA! (everyone chants with him)
Robin: Ok, ok, what does that even prove? Ok, you chant anything, people will join in. CANADA! CANADA! CANA...ok, they won't chant anything.
Barney: SHRIMP FRIED RICE! SHRIMP FRIED RICE! SHRIMP FRIED RICE!
Ted: SHRIMP FRIED RICE! Shrimp Fried Rice? Totally!
My favorite thing about this is Ted jumping up and down when he comes in all excited about shrimp fried rice! heh! Oh Ted ♥
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TED AND MARSHALL ARE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE LOOK AT BARNEY STROKING ROBIN'S ARM!
It doesn't take much, you guys.
Adorable
Robin: You guys will not believe this! I've been talking to my lawyer all morning. You know that guy I had a slight disagreement with at the Hoser Hut? He's filing assault charges! ...I broke his nose with a chair. And now apparently, I might end up getting deported!
Ted: Oh my god, that sucks! I'm going to go do push-ups in the kitchen! TANTRUM!!
Robin: Well, there's only one possible way to avoid getting deported. My lawyer said I can become an American citizen.
Barney: Perfect! Problem solved. Welcome aboard!
Robin: Well, it's not that simple! I'm a Canadian. I was born there, my family is there. It's who I am.
Barney: I know. And it's provided us with a lot of laughs! But Robin, if you want to live here, work here, and throw chairs at people here, you have to do
Robin: Well, there's a citizenship test tomorrow.
Barney: A citiz...!
Robin: I'll think about it.
Barney: No! No! You have to do it! I'll help you study! We're gonna stay up all night long! I'm gonna drill you...and then we're gonna study! No, seriously. We're gonna do some cramming...and then we're gonna study! No seriously. We're gonna bone up on...
Robin: Ok Barney.
Barney: It's a rich area.
Robin: It is.
Barney: But you know, it's not going to be easy this test. It's not like the Canadian citizenship test.
Robin: How do you know the Canadian test is easy?
Barney: It's Canada! Question 1: Do you want to be Canadian? Question 2: Really?!
I have always loved how much he amuses her. Oh the little smiles.
The casual touching just makes me happy.
Barney: How many stars are on the flag?
Robin: 50. One for each state.
Barney: What are the first ten amendments to the Constitution called?
Robin: The Bill of Rights. Barney, I know all this! I'm ready!
Barney: Ready for the test maybe, but ready to be an American? Not on your sweet life! For you to be an American we gotta get the Canadian out of you! That's why I've created these questions! Question 1: Who is this?
Robin: Queen Elizabeth II
Barney: No. The answer is Elton John. Question 2: What the hell is this?!
Robin: Oh curling! Umm it's a sport played by...
Barney: Wrong! The answer we were looking for was "I don't care! It's dumb! Let's go buy something that's bad for us and sue the people who made it!" That's America, Robin!
I love how over dramatic he gets about everything in life.
Danny Tanner: And by the end of the night Barney had turned Robin into a real American.
Robin: I want to say...Jefferson?
Barney: Correct! Archie Bunker's neighbor was George Jefferson!
Robin: Booyah! I am nailing this! God, I am buzzing on America right now!
Barney: All right, all right, hold your horses! Now to prove that you are as American as apple pie and the childhood obesity it leads to....who is this?
Robin: That, Barney, is the American actor, beloved by millions, the havern guy from the popular series of Ernst films. And his name, Jeff Foxworthy.
Barney: Jeff Foxworthy? No. It's Jim Varney. You're kidding me? You don't know that?
Robin: Uh, that's Jeff Foxworthy dumbass, end of story! Now shut your stupid face!
Barney: Not only are you wrong, but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Sherbatsky, you are an American!
Whatever happened to Ernst? lol I haven't heard that name in over a decade.
♥
Robin: (VO) Oh yea, I'm gonna be an American, y'all! Maybe I'll rob a liquor store, maybe I won't! My choice! LEARN ENGLISH!!
HAHAHA SHE'S KIND OF AMAZING!
Danny Tanner: When Barney finally tracked down your Aunt Robin, it wasn't a pretty site.
Barney: Good morning.
Robin: Barney? My god, what happened last night?
Barney: You...went Canadian.
Robin: How Canadian?
Barney: THIS CANADIAN! (pulls open the shades) Oh. That was supposed to be a dramatic view of the Toronto skyline...you're in Toronto!
I wish we could have seen Robin running around with a hockey stick and throwing mattress' around. lolz.
Robin: Oh my god. It's coming back to me. I, uh, I went into the Hoser Hut and I met this women's Curling team. We started drinking and the next thing I know they're inviting me to a Bryan Adams/Rich Little double bill in Toronto. How did you find me anyway?
Barney: You called me! Said you were never coming back. So I jumped on a plane, flew across the Atlantic...
Robin: Canada isn't across the Atlantic.
Barney: You're talking nonsense. Now listen, you slipped up, it's fine. The test is in a few hours...
Robin: Barney, I'm not taking the test.
Barney: God, you're still drunk!
Robin: Look, I appreciate your help, but who am I kidding? I'm Canadian! I always will be.
Barney: Now that's ridiculous! We're gonna get some coffee in you, we'll sober you up, and get you back to New York for that test! But, before any of that, we're gonna do it, on this bed because...hotel room! ...Ok, let's get some coffee
I think maybe Barney thinks Canada is in outer space.
His swagger would probably work on me. ha.
Barney: What's wrong? Other than the fact that this five dollar bill they gave you is blue!
Robin: Wow. I'm not American and apparently I'm not Canadian either!
Barney: And there's kids playing hockey on the back! It's like you want us to make fun of you!
As a fellow New Yorker I feel the need to inform Barney that there ARE Tim Hortons in NYC. I know of 2 off the top of my head and I just went to their website to check...there's 9 right in Manhattan!
Picture of the back of a 5 that has the kids playing hockey.
Barney: Heh! Look at this money! This one has a moose! This one has a beaver! And they all have Elton John on the back!
CHECK OUT THE COINS THAT BARNEY WAS TALKING ABOUT!
PLEASE TELL ME CANADIANS REALLY CALL THEM TOONIES AND LOONIES!
I love how amused he is. But I'm totally just as amused/jealous. Why is American money all one color and why does it not have fun animals and people going on adventures?!
My friend and I were thinking of going to Montreal for New Years (just randomly) and I must say that I'm really excited to get some of this money!
OMG THE 10 IS PURPLE!
Robin: When I moved to the states, I swore to myself I wasn't going to change. And yet, here I am in the most Canadian place in the universe, Tim Horton's, around the corner from the hockey hall of fame! And I don't belong. It's like I don't have a country.
Barney: Ok, that's it. Attention Canada! I am Barney from America, and I'm here to fix your backward ass country! Number 1, get real money! I don't know what board game this came from but it's a joke! Number 2, and this is the biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Sherbatsky get away! Because guess what? You don't want her? I'm plantin' my flag in her, if you know what I mean, which you probably don't, and getting her the hell out of here! You may now return to being pointless!
Barney: Oh this coffee is excellent. Oh hey fellas, it's called a tie!
The little kid pounding his fist is my favorite!
Oh Barney, he's kind of wonderful sometimes. I mean, sure, he does things in his own unique way, but the meaning is still the same.
Barney: Man, those Canadian doctors bandaged me up, reset my jaw, put my shoulder back in it's socket, and they didn't even bill me! Idiots! All right, I guess they're not idiots. The coffee was extraordinary. Eh, I guess Canada's not so bad. They play their cards right and maybe they can even become a state someday!
Robin: Barney, I've thought about this. When you stood up and told off those people I thought, "Yea, America's cool!" and then when those guys pounded the stuffing out of you I thought, "Yea, Canada's pretty cool too!" In fact, after you passed out, I may have taken a few pokes myself. So I've decided, dual citizenship! I'm going to be American and Canadian.
Barney: Wait, you can do that?
Robin: Yea, dummy! Instead of being a woman with no country, I'm going to be a woman with two!
Barney: I see.
Robin: You understand?
Barney: No, I can see out of my left eye again!
I don't know why Robin didn't decide to do this from the start. Especially once she decided she was living in NY permanently.
Aw ♥
BUT HAHA I LOVE THAT SHE PUNCHED HIM A BIT HERSELF!
TANTRUM!!!!!
♪ The Proclaimers - 500 Miles
Ever since "Arrivederci, Fiero" whenever I hear this song I think of Ted & Marshall. heh.
Previous Barney/Robin picspams:
Season 5:
5.01 - Definitions
5.02 - Double Date
5.03 - Robin 101
5.04 - The Sexless Innkeeper
Season 4:
4.14 - The Possimpible
4.18 - Old King Clancy
4.19 - Murtaugh
4.20 - Mosbius Designs
4.21 - The Three Days Rule + 4.22 - Right Place, Right Time
4.23 - As Fast As She Can
4.24 - The Leap