Dr. Haas: you were all raised in a judeo-christian world view right?
Class: *nods*
Dr. Haas: so what are the first three commandments?
Class: ...
Dr. Haas: anybody?
Class: ...
Dr. Haas: do you guys know any commandments?
Random Boy: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass?
Class: *giggles*
Dr. Haas: *facepalm*