Lisa's Wedding Day

Aug 02, 2010 13:58

Obviously by now everyone has already seen all the hoopla about how yesterday - August 1, 2010 - was Lisa's wedding day in The Simpson's episode "Lisa's Wedding."

Now I'm going to be all snobbish and point out something that everyone seems to be missing (other than the facts that there was no WWIII, Big Ben is not digital, and there are still trees in the world): Lisa did not get married yesterday. In that episode, Lisa met and fell in love with Hugh Parkfield, a man whom she thought would be her true love, but Hugh was unable to accept Lisa's family because they were crude, ignorant, slobs. Because Lisa loved her family more than Hugh and could not marry a man who did not understand that love, she left him at the alter.

So there you have it. Lisa is not married. Stop congratulating her for her non-wedding!

rant

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