* dieting generation
my entire generation is obsessed with dieting. not eating right, mind you, dieting, losing weight and being thin with out the work out. i know we're the fatest nation and all, and we could use the weight loss, but the series of yo-yo dieting fads have become the most annoying thing in the media today. if i hear that trimspa commercial one more time i'll shoot myself. and there's a million segments on the news telling people which diets work, which ones are healthy and i mean come on, anyone with half a brain should know what they should be eating and what they should not. brownie bad, broccoli good. what is the deal with the carb counters and the calorie counters and the people who will only eat raw food? calm down, pasta and bread is not going to give you a heart attack on the spot, i promise.
and i mean, the fast food places are suffering so bad from the diet fads that they've been conforming to keep their customers. all those salads and smaller portions. sometimes when i'm at mcdonalds i NEED that super size, but they don't sell it anymore. now they have to trick you on the weekend into buying larger portions with that late night menu just so they'll get the sales they've been losing during the week to those people who are yo yo dieting, they'll be back at mcdonald's next week eating a big mac and gaining it all back, fucking dolts! move your bodies more often and you won't be so large. use the fucking stairs instead of elevators, walk to the store that's two blocks away, its really not all that far plus you won't need to worry about eating that sausage egg and cheese on a roll when you get there because the walk home will help you work it off.
atkins, south beach, anti-oxidant, low carb, no carb, high carb, low fat, half fat, all veggie, all cereal, all peanut butter, all cottage cheese, no suagr, no dairy, small portions, jenny craig, weight watchers, trimspa, ferenheit, stacker 2...suck my big fat dick...i'm going to eat an entire chocolate cake all by myself SUCKAZ!
and i mean, the fast food places are suffering so bad from the diet fads that they've been conforming to keep their customers. all those salads and smaller portions. sometimes when i'm at mcdonalds i NEED that super size, but they don't sell it anymore. now they have to trick you on the weekend into buying larger portions with that late night menu just so they'll get the sales they've been losing during the week to those people who are yo yo dieting, they'll be back at mcdonald's next week eating a big mac and gaining it all back, fucking dolts! move your bodies more often and you won't be so large. use the fucking stairs instead of elevators, walk to the store that's two blocks away, its really not all that far plus you won't need to worry about eating that sausage egg and cheese on a roll when you get there because the walk home will help you work it off.
atkins, south beach, anti-oxidant, low carb, no carb, high carb, low fat, half fat, all veggie, all cereal, all peanut butter, all cottage cheese, no suagr, no dairy, small portions, jenny craig, weight watchers, trimspa, ferenheit, stacker 2...suck my big fat dick...i'm going to eat an entire chocolate cake all by myself SUCKAZ!