Girl, there's a better life for me and you
Why does Jim O'Hara have the worst timing ever? He's outside doing very loud lawn work while I trapped in the house barely making a peep as to not be detected. I'm sure he sees my car outside. I'm sure he heard me turn off the t.v. when I heard him bust out the rake. I'm sure he noticed how I haphazardly threw one of the couch covers on after he walked by the window. How am I supposed to escape?! I have my nephew's first birthday to attend! Aaaaah. How shady would it be if I waited for him to rake the backyard and then ran to my car and peeled out of the driveway like a son-of-a-bitch?
...that may be my only choice. Oh, and Florence, ....he is sans baseball cap. Srsly.
...that may be my only choice. Oh, and Florence, ....he is sans baseball cap. Srsly.