PORN! FOR EVERYONE!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I bought porn for monster_free (-10 points). In September I gave moonlightshadow a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August squid_monkie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I bought porn for althume (10 points). Last Sunday I broke bonnybunni's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-67 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
starlitears