Joke of the day
Joke of the day:
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented
him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I
were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn
pledge."
"Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside
and take a walk." he explained.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I have been walking in the open air day after
day for some 75 years now."
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented
him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I
were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn
pledge."
"Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside
and take a walk." he explained.
"Gentlemen," he said, "I have been walking in the open air day after
day for some 75 years now."