where's my fucking merit badge?

[starkparadigm]

so tonight while leaving 7-11 to retrieve my 24 oz's of pure rockstar love, i was confronted by an old lady and she requested my assistance in her crossing the street. so i helped this old lady across the street, holding up traffic as the light changed. she left me with the blessings of god, and promises of me being a millionaire in my years to

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way to help an old lady...

[anonymous]

...and not steal her purse.

[opived4]

24ozs? since when are they making fatties

[thedeadcow]

somebody's been written into a will

[sawkpuppit]

I had a similar experience when I helped carry groceries out for a lady and she told me I would be very successful. It could be the same lady probably going out everywhere for favors in exchange for false hopes!!!

[stirofemotion]

haha, you called me.

and i died with laughter.

nice illustration.

♥