where's my fucking merit badge?
so tonight while leaving 7-11 to retrieve my 24 oz's of pure rockstar love, i was confronted by an old lady and she requested my assistance in her crossing the street. so i helped this old lady across the street, holding up traffic as the light changed. she left me with the blessings of god, and promises of me being a millionaire in my years to come.
i thought this shit only happened in movies..