New House/Cam PWP...

[starhawk2005]

Fun with Forearms
Author: starhawk2005
Date: Sept 2005
Pairing: House/Cameron
Rating: Adult. If you’re under 18, I’ll be over here in the corner, whistling innocently to myself and pretending that I didn’t see you sneaking over to read my fic.
Disclaimer: House and Cam don’t belong to me. Neither does the Whiteboard.
Special thanks to: katakombs and enchanted_april for the beta’ing, as

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[starhawk2005]

two-LJ-entry posts more

And 3-LJ-entry, and 4-LJ-entry... ;)

they just kick ass.

*blush*

Oh. Dear. Lord. How Cameron had the self-control not to leap up and rip off that button-down...

Well, Chase and Foreman were sitting right there at the beginning...and then she was too busy trying not to spontaneously combust, to worry about what he was or wasn't wearing, heheh....

*whistles innocently and unleashes evil plotbunnies* A sequel is calling...

Well, the other PWPs I was thinking of doing are more different versions of this one, not sequels...but if you want to write a sequel for this one, be my guest! ;)

*revives you* ;)

[marcasite]

“Come over tonight.” he said

This has to be one of the best lines!
OOh love me some good old plain smut. No plot needed :)

[starhawk2005]

OOh love me some good old plain smut. No plot needed :)

I usually prefer plot with my smut, but sometimes writing a shorter fic can be fun...

[starhawk2005]

Oh, and glad you liked it, of course! ;)

[fated_addiction]

*loves you* p0rn!

Well. There goes my attempt to be productive and actually do some studying today.

[starhawk2005]

*loves you* p0rn!

Awwwwwww. *loves you back*

Well. There goes my attempt to be productive and actually do some studying today.

Um, *little girl voice* sowwy? *tries to look innocent*

[fated_addiction]

p0rn is much more fun, though. *giggles*

As is the assorted amount of lies and seven deadly sins that I've set out to tackle.

*smooch*

[starhawk2005]

p0rn is much more fun, though. *giggles*

It is, though, isn't it? Thank God I wasn't hooked on House-pr0n during my grad studies, I would've failed miserably for sure, heheh...

*smooch*

Hey! No tongue unless you buy me dinner, first! *hands on hips* Honestly! *wink*

[princessklutz04]

nice p0rn. wow. am i the only one or do i hear a sequel calling? *listens* yep, that's it. it's screaming "wirte more porn! write more porn!" my studying's shot too by the way. *mock anger* thanks. sheesh. distracting innocent girls from their school work.

ps - more? please?

[starhawk2005]

am i the only one or do i hear a sequel calling?

I'm not sure about a sequel, but I am fairly certain 2 other versions (call 'em Fun with Forearms, Take Two, and Take Three) of this bit are going to get themselves written...

distracting innocent girls from their school work.

Oh, that's right, you poor kids are back at school, aren't you. HAHA, I'M ALL DONE WITH SCHOOL!!! *sticks tongue out at you* (Just kidding). Well, no, I AM done with school, but I will cease mocking you.

But don't blame me just because you chose pr0n over studying. I claim no responsibility, you had fair warning (disclaimers, at the very least. Besides, c'mon, you KNEW what you were getting, just cuz I wrote it). *snerk*

ps - more? please?

I have an idea for a pr0n parody which I think will get itself written soon, and then I think it's back to one of my epics - the Wilson lab!smut. So, good things come to those who wait (I promise!). ;)

[princessklutz04]

I have an idea for a pr0n parody which I think will get itself written soon

do tell...........*drools*

[starhawk2005]

Let's just say I intend to poke some fun at myself (and probably, inadvertently, other smut-writers, so I hope I don't get lynched for it), and at some of the, um, 'capabilities' that we smut-writers tend to accord to House when writing him in smut!fic.

But I will say no more, I don't want to give too much away, heheh.

[byrons_brain]

::turns into a puddle of drool::

"No Ducklings were harmed in the making of this PWP" shame..... now you have to write a sequel to make up for that fact...

[starhawk2005]

::turns into a puddle of drool::

*mops you up*

now you have to write a sequel to make up for that fact...

Huh? Why, did you want someone harmed??? Can't be Cam, can't be Chase because I know he rocks your casbah...Foreman! NOOOOOO!

[byrons_brain]

Well Chase definately needs a spanking.... (whoops I digress) ummmm have you ever thought of writing a threesome?

[starhawk2005]

I have, and I may start one soon....but I'm going to keep the identity of the participants a secret for now...don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone! *evil laugh* But Chase isn't involved, sorry, I don't like him enough to get him laid in any of my fics. *shrug*