New House/Cam PWP...

[starhawk2005]

Fun with Forearms
Author: starhawk2005
Date: Sept 2005
Pairing: House/Cameron
Rating: Adult. If you’re under 18, I’ll be over here in the corner, whistling innocently to myself and pretending that I didn’t see you sneaking over to read my fic.
Disclaimer: House and Cam don’t belong to me. Neither does the Whiteboard.
Special thanks to: katakombs and enchanted_april for the beta’ing, as

Comments

[princessklutz04]

nice p0rn. wow. am i the only one or do i hear a sequel calling? *listens* yep, that's it. it's screaming "wirte more porn! write more porn!" my studying's shot too by the way. *mock anger* thanks. sheesh. distracting innocent girls from their school work.

ps - more? please?

[starhawk2005]

am i the only one or do i hear a sequel calling?

I'm not sure about a sequel, but I am fairly certain 2 other versions (call 'em Fun with Forearms, Take Two, and Take Three) of this bit are going to get themselves written...

distracting innocent girls from their school work.

Oh, that's right, you poor kids are back at school, aren't you. HAHA, I'M ALL DONE WITH SCHOOL!!! *sticks tongue out at you* (Just kidding). Well, no, I AM done with school, but I will cease mocking you.

But don't blame me just because you chose pr0n over studying. I claim no responsibility, you had fair warning (disclaimers, at the very least. Besides, c'mon, you KNEW what you were getting, just cuz I wrote it). *snerk*

ps - more? please?

I have an idea for a pr0n parody which I think will get itself written soon, and then I think it's back to one of my epics - the Wilson lab!smut. So, good things come to those who wait (I promise!). ;)

[princessklutz04]

I have an idea for a pr0n parody which I think will get itself written soon

do tell...........*drools*

[starhawk2005]

Let's just say I intend to poke some fun at myself (and probably, inadvertently, other smut-writers, so I hope I don't get lynched for it), and at some of the, um, 'capabilities' that we smut-writers tend to accord to House when writing him in smut!fic.

But I will say no more, I don't want to give too much away, heheh.

[princessklutz04]

i am so looking forward to the reaction of the other smut writers. lol. especially scullyseviltwin and enchanted april. gonna be funnee. can't wait!

[starhawk2005]

especially scullyseviltwin and enchanted april

Well, enchanted_april is one of my regular beta-readers, so she'll chew me out privately if necessary, I'm sure! ;)

gonna be funnee. can't wait!

I hope so, and thanks!