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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
STOP CRUNCHING BITCH. STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOP.
OMG. I can't even explain THE ANNOYANCE.
This coworker Has got a lazy sing-song voice to begin with. Everything is Laaa-deee-daaaa. And NOW SHE'S BEEN MUNCHING ON FUCKING POTATO CHIPS FOR 15 STRAIGHT MINUTES.
So in between her talking outloud (Uuuuum, oooooookay, let me check) and now her fucking loud ass chomping I am at my wit's end.
Don't litter and don't talk AND CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
THAT'S ALL I ASK IN LIFE.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE.
STOP CRUNCHING BITCH. STOP STOP STOOOOOOOOP.
OMG. I can't even explain THE ANNOYANCE.
This coworker Has got a lazy sing-song voice to begin with. Everything is Laaa-deee-daaaa. And NOW SHE'S BEEN MUNCHING ON FUCKING POTATO CHIPS FOR 15 STRAIGHT MINUTES.
So in between her talking outloud (Uuuuum, oooooookay, let me check) and now her fucking loud ass chomping I am at my wit's end.
Don't litter and don't talk AND CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL.
THAT'S ALL I ASK IN LIFE.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE.