WTF
I had a dream that Neil and I were attending dinner on a pirate ship and there was live entertainment. The entertainment included Johnny Depp swinging around on a rope with a sword. To my dismay he was fully clothed, but still totally hot. Johnny got fed up with the cheesy routine and sat at a table next to us with his agent. The agent was trying to convince Johnny to go back out on stage because "these people" paid a lot of money to see him. Johnny got back up and stood directly behind Neil and took two fingers and rubbed Neil's nipple in a circular motion. I was so horrified because it wasn't me that he molested. I tried to take control of the dream the next evening without success. Maybe next time.