A Matter of Time: Jack O'Neill: Look, I know I should know this by now. I swear it'll be the last time I ask. These wormholes we go through, they're not always there, right?
Urgo: Jack O'Neill: Never run with…scissors?
Unending: Sgt. Harriman: Chevron seven is locked.
The Daedalus Variations: John Sheppard: Easy, Chewie! Those buttons are your friends! Just keep trying!
Runner: Evan Lorne: Oh yeah! Sure! Global warming -- Wraith attack. I see the similarity now, you're right! Yeah, it's great!
Eli: My head is pounding, heartbeat has accelerated. It's getting harder and harder to breathe... as if our very lives are being vented out into space
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01 - Sheppard: Something wrong? Ronon: I have a bad feeling. McKay: I always feel like that. Like something horrible is about to happen. Teyla: How do you live? McKay: I get used to it. Thing is, when someone else also has that feeling, mine gets worse.
02 - McKay: That is the stupidest plan I have ever heard. Sheppard: I don't know. Killing a bunch of Wraith always seems like a good idea to me. McKay: They outnumber you 25 to 3. Beckett: It's actually 22 to 3... 21... Teyla: And Ronon appears to be quite angry. McKay: Oh, that evens it out
03 - Caldwell: I won't bail you out if you get in trouble. Sheppard: You say that as if we're always getting in trouble.
04 - Larrin: [talking to Sheppard via intercom] We'll be fine as long as you don't shoot too early. Larrin: [muttering under her breath] I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard *that* from a woman
05 - Wraith: When I am free, you'll be the first that I feed upon. Sheppard: Okie dokie. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
+ What's the matter with you guys? Time machines are nothing but trouble. Even we know that! + It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent. + The name of Rodney's country. He named it after a girl he stalked in college. + Your planet's weird. + It's only a hundred and seventy-six pages! A little light afternoon reading!
Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not drag me away.
Capt. Carter: Do you know anything about quantum gravity? Teal'c: No. Capt. Carter: Apparently, neither do I.
SGA
Carson Beckett M. D.: How come I never make friends like that? Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to get out more. Carson Beckett M. D.: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
Maj. John Sheppard: How's it coming, Rodney? Dr. Rodney McKay: Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.
SGU
Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Everett, I'll have you know I'm missing a national security briefing for this. Everett Young: Sorry about that, sir. Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Well... If you'd ever been to a national security briefing you wouldn't say that.
1. I had to tell you in person... I'm pregnant. 2. I know nothing about your fair planet... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool. 3. Bullets bounce! 4. I'm sure if there is a monster down here it's going to be much more scared of you than you are of it. Especially once it gets to know you. 5. I don't think you want to start thinking what I think.
2. Teal'c: [examining the gun] I would very much like to have a weapon such as this. Ronon: [taking the gun from Teal'c] Yeah. Get in line.
3. McKay: That's it. That's it. [to a large person] Mind your step, sir. Burly Woman: Sir? McKay: Ma'am, sorry. Uh... [gestures at his upper lip] you have a... [to Ronon] That is clearly a moustache!
4. Lt. Col. Sheppard: Alright Chewie, start tracking. Ronon: Yeah, I'm on it.
5. Neeva: [Referring to McKay] He complains a lot. Lt. Col. Sheppard: Only when he's awake.
Gus: I'd just like to know if I'm being taken to a burger joint or a dungeon.
Shepherd: Hey, Gus - Stargate Command should have put up statues of both us after some of the things we did on missions. Gus: I never looked good in marble. Besides, it wasn't in the budget.
Gus: Enjoy your vacation, Harrison? Harrison: I think I need a vacation from my vacation.
Gus: It's time for Plan C. Stacey: Plan C? Harrison: We make it up as we go along. Gus: You read my mind.
Gus: We've dealt with alien creatures before - can't you handle them? Harrison: Well, the first couple of hundred weren't so bad, but this is getting old fast.
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Jack O'Neill: Look, I know I should know this by now. I swear it'll be the last time I ask. These wormholes we go through, they're not always there, right?
Urgo:
Jack O'Neill: Never run with…scissors?
Unending:
Sgt. Harriman: Chevron seven is locked.
The Daedalus Variations:
John Sheppard: Easy, Chewie! Those buttons are your friends! Just keep trying!
Runner:
Evan Lorne: Oh yeah! Sure! Global warming -- Wraith attack. I see the similarity now, you're right! Yeah, it's great!
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Ronon: I have a bad feeling.
McKay: I always feel like that. Like something horrible is about to happen.
Teyla: How do you live?
McKay: I get used to it. Thing is, when someone else also has that feeling, mine gets worse.
02 - McKay: That is the stupidest plan I have ever heard.
Sheppard: I don't know. Killing a bunch of Wraith always seems like a good idea to me.
McKay: They outnumber you 25 to 3.
Beckett: It's actually 22 to 3... 21...
Teyla: And Ronon appears to be quite angry.
McKay: Oh, that evens it out
03 - Caldwell: I won't bail you out if you get in trouble.
Sheppard: You say that as if we're always getting in trouble.
04 - Larrin: [talking to Sheppard via intercom] We'll be fine as long as you don't shoot too early.
Larrin: [muttering under her breath] I'm sure that's not the first time you've heard *that* from a woman
05 - Wraith: When I am free, you'll be the first that I feed upon.
Sheppard: Okie dokie. I'm gonna go make myself a sandwich.
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+ It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.
+ The name of Rodney's country. He named it after a girl he stalked in college.
+ Your planet's weird.
+ It's only a hundred and seventy-six pages! A little light afternoon reading!
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Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not drag me away.
Capt. Carter: Do you know anything about quantum gravity?
Teal'c: No.
Capt. Carter: Apparently, neither do I.
SGA
Carson Beckett M. D.: How come I never make friends like that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to get out more.
Carson Beckett M. D.: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
Maj. John Sheppard: How's it coming, Rodney?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.
SGU
Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Everett, I'll have you know I'm missing a national security briefing for this.
Everett Young: Sorry about that, sir.
Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Well... If you'd ever been to a national security briefing you wouldn't say that.
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2. I know nothing about your fair planet... other than it seems to have a rather interesting if somewhat limited gene pool.
3. Bullets bounce!
4. I'm sure if there is a monster down here it's going to be much more scared of you than you are of it. Especially once it gets to know you.
5. I don't think you want to start thinking what I think.
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Vala: You're not going to bore me with your personal life, are you? I have to admit an hour or two of that might break me.
Vala: Oh, come on. You do it to meet women.
Vala: Well, there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole *and* it blows up.
Vala: I know, darling. I've stolen it before.
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Col. Ellis: Colonel.
[They turn to Carter]
Col. Caldwell: Colonel.
Col. Carter: Colonels.
[They turn to Sheppard]
Col. Ellis: Colonel.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Colonels.
Dr. McKay: [grimacing] Seriously?
2. Teal'c: [examining the gun] I would very much like to have a weapon such as this.
Ronon: [taking the gun from Teal'c] Yeah. Get in line.
3. McKay: That's it. That's it. [to a large person] Mind your step, sir.
Burly Woman: Sir?
McKay: Ma'am, sorry. Uh... [gestures at his upper lip] you have a... [to Ronon] That is clearly a moustache!
4. Lt. Col. Sheppard: Alright Chewie, start tracking.
Ronon: Yeah, I'm on it.
5. Neeva: [Referring to McKay] He complains a lot.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Only when he's awake.
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Shepherd: Hey, Gus - Stargate Command should have put up statues of both us after some of the things we did on missions.
Gus: I never looked good in marble. Besides, it wasn't in the budget.
Gus: Enjoy your vacation, Harrison?
Harrison: I think I need a vacation from my vacation.
Gus: It's time for Plan C.
Stacey: Plan C?
Harrison: We make it up as we go along.
Gus: You read my mind.
Gus: We've dealt with alien creatures before - can't you handle them?
Harrison: Well, the first couple of hundred weren't so bad, but this is getting old fast.
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Stargate Infinity?
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I don't know, this challenge got hijacked, you have to ask Aeryn.
((I'm pretty sure it's fine))
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