+ What's the matter with you guys? Time machines are nothing but trouble. Even we know that! + It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent. + The name of Rodney's country. He named it after a girl he stalked in college. + Your planet's weird. + It's only a hundred and seventy-six pages! A little light afternoon reading!
Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not drag me away.
Capt. Carter: Do you know anything about quantum gravity? Teal'c: No. Capt. Carter: Apparently, neither do I.
SGA
Carson Beckett M. D.: How come I never make friends like that? Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to get out more. Carson Beckett M. D.: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
Maj. John Sheppard: How's it coming, Rodney? Dr. Rodney McKay: Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.
SGU
Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Everett, I'll have you know I'm missing a national security briefing for this. Everett Young: Sorry about that, sir. Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Well... If you'd ever been to a national security briefing you wouldn't say that.
01. McKay: What are we going to tell them, Teyla? "Listen, kiddies, everything you believe is wrong, and trust us because we've been here for-" [checks watch] "-almost an hour!"
02. McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there. Sheppard: Define strange. McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?
03. Sheppard: It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me. Michael: I don't understand. Sheppard: Never mind. Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go.
04. McKay: Their operating system is a mess! Good thing I still remember DOS. Trust me, that was hilarious! Ronon: Are you done yet?
05. Ronon: If you say so. Sheppard: I do say so, and right now I'm saying knock it off. Ronon: Is that an order, Sheppard? Sheppard: I am beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to. But if you need it to be, yeah - it's an order. Ronon: Okay.
SG-1 Ethon Jared Kane: Do you ever give up? Dr. Jackson: Not till I'm dead. [Pause] And sometimes not even then.
SGU Air Jack O'Neill: In the past dozen years or so, we've sent hundreds of teams through that thing. I think the bottom line is, none of us are qualified.
SGA: Misbegotten Elizabeth Weir: I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you're the only one besides Colonel Sheppard and General O'Neill who've actually fired a drone from that chair. Carson Beckett: Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.
SGU: Air Ronald Greer: [to Rush] Right now I pray to the God above that dehydration will shut you the hell up!"
Maj. John Sheppard: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!
Maj. John Sheppard: Well, leave it to convicts to know the best way to tie people up.
Maj. Lorne: [about radiation exposure] Dr. Parrish said a day or two of exposure wasn't going to kill us. Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, yeah, and Dr. Parrish has a PhD in what? That's right, botany!
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, let me see - we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold, lonely death.
Maj. John Sheppard: "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible." That's good advice, Rodney, thanks.
Carson: He fainted. Rodney: Oh there's gotta be a better word. Carson: Faint is a proper medical term. Rodney: I passed out from... manly hunger! ~~~
John to Ford: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich? ~~~
Carson: My turtles! Elizabeth: What? Carson: I just bought some wee baby turtles and no-one knows to feed them. Elizabeth: Well, turtles are pretty hardy. I’m sure they’ll be fine. John: And they make good soup. ~~~
After Greer hands a gun to Eli Eli: What do I need that for? Greer: Just in case. Eli: "In case" what?" ~~~
Sam: You know, as hard as it is for us not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us. Teal'c: Indeed.
Alright, here we go. We are about to try to make a connection. We have been unable to predict exactly how much power this is gonna take and we may only get the one chance at this, so if we are able to achieve a stable wormhole, we're not gonna risk shutting the Gate down. We'll send in the M.A.L.P robot probe, check for viability and go. Everything in one shot. Now, every one of you volunteered for this mission and you represent over a dozen countries. You are the world's best and brightest; and in light of the adventure we are about to embark on, you are also the bravest. I hope we all return one day having discovered a whole new realm for humanity to explore, but as all of you know, we may never be able to return home. I'd like to offer you all one last chance to withdraw your participation.
- Elizabeth Weir, SGA, 1x01 RisingTEYLA: I just wanted to thank you
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1. Vala: I haven't been this disappointed since I had sex with Daniel. 2. Tealc: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you. 3. Jack: Does it say "colonel" anywhere on my uniform? 4. Daniel: This is a radio. It's so my friends can find me, and shoot you. 5. Sam: Just because my reproductive organs are on the outside instead of the inside... God! That's horrible! Who would say that?!?
1.(Atlantis Control Room) The Storm GUARD 1: Bacon. GUARD 2: The one thing you wish you brought with you is bacon? GUARD 1: Hey, it's the food that makes other food worth eating. GUARD 2: You wish you brought bacon to another galaxy? GUARD 1: Yeah, you asked me...
Spoils of War 2. Sheppard: How big is this place? McKay: Don't worry, I've got an excellent sense of direction. Sheppard: Didn't you say you got lost in a garden maze once? McKay: I was ten! Plus I was running from a bee.
Remnants 3.Parrish: Look at this, huh? It's a plant not unlike the begonia eiromischa! Sheppard: Oh, God. Lorne warned me about this!
Also Remnants 4. Woolsey: Hello there, Chet. Chuck: It's Chuck. Woolsey: Excuse me? Chuck: It's Chuck, sir. My name is Chuck. Woolsey: Oh, of course! Chuck. Chet's on the late shift. Chuck: (mutters) There is no Chet!
Hot Zone5. Zelenka: Lt. Ford, would you mind being the subject of research paper on statistical improbabilities
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+ It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.
+ The name of Rodney's country. He named it after a girl he stalked in college.
+ Your planet's weird.
+ It's only a hundred and seventy-six pages! A little light afternoon reading!
/doubly impatient
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Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not drag me away.
Capt. Carter: Do you know anything about quantum gravity?
Teal'c: No.
Capt. Carter: Apparently, neither do I.
SGA
Carson Beckett M. D.: How come I never make friends like that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to get out more.
Carson Beckett M. D.: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?
Maj. John Sheppard: How's it coming, Rodney?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.
SGU
Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Everett, I'll have you know I'm missing a national security briefing for this.
Everett Young: Sorry about that, sir.
Lieutenant General Jack O'Neill: Well... If you'd ever been to a national security briefing you wouldn't say that.
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02. McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there.
Sheppard: Define strange.
McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?
03. Sheppard: It'll be a walk in the park... a very scary park, filled with monsters who are trying to kill me.
Michael: I don't understand.
Sheppard: Never mind. Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go.
04. McKay: Their operating system is a mess! Good thing I still remember DOS. Trust me, that was hilarious!
Ronon: Are you done yet?
05. Ronon: If you say so.
Sheppard: I do say so, and right now I'm saying knock it off.
Ronon: Is that an order, Sheppard?
Sheppard: I am beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to. But if you need it to be, yeah - it's an order.
Ronon: Okay.
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Vala: "Yeah, let's make babies!"
SG-1 Ethon
Jared Kane: Do you ever give up?
Dr. Jackson: Not till I'm dead. [Pause] And sometimes not even then.
SGU Air
Jack O'Neill: In the past dozen years or so, we've sent hundreds of teams through that thing. I think the bottom line is, none of us are qualified.
SGA: Misbegotten
Elizabeth Weir: I'm sorry to put you in this position, but you're the only one besides Colonel Sheppard and General O'Neill who've actually fired a drone from that chair.
Carson Beckett: Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that.
SGU: Air
Ronald Greer: [to Rush] Right now I pray to the God above that dehydration will shut you the hell up!"
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LOL!!!
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Maj. John Sheppard: Well, leave it to convicts to know the best way to tie people up.
Maj. Lorne: [about radiation exposure] Dr. Parrish said a day or two of exposure wasn't going to kill us.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, yeah, and Dr. Parrish has a PhD in what? That's right, botany!
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, let me see - we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold, lonely death.
Maj. John Sheppard: "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible." That's good advice, Rodney, thanks.
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My favourite Rodney quote!!! So full of optimism!
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Rodney: Oh there's gotta be a better word.
Carson: Faint is a proper medical term.
Rodney: I passed out from... manly hunger!
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John to Ford: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich?
~~~
Carson: My turtles!
Elizabeth: What?
Carson: I just bought some wee baby turtles and no-one knows to feed them.
Elizabeth: Well, turtles are pretty hardy. I’m sure they’ll be fine.
John: And they make good soup.
~~~
After Greer hands a gun to Eli
Eli: What do I need that for?
Greer: Just in case.
Eli: "In case" what?"
~~~
Sam: You know, as hard as it is for us not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us.
Teal'c: Indeed.
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2. Tealc: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
3. Jack: Does it say "colonel" anywhere on my uniform?
4. Daniel: This is a radio. It's so my friends can find me, and shoot you.
5. Sam: Just because my reproductive organs are on the outside instead of the inside... God! That's horrible! Who would say that?!?
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GUARD 1: Bacon.
GUARD 2: The one thing you wish you brought with you is bacon?
GUARD 1: Hey, it's the food that makes other food worth eating.
GUARD 2: You wish you brought bacon to another galaxy?
GUARD 1: Yeah, you asked me...
Spoils of War
2. Sheppard: How big is this place?
McKay: Don't worry, I've got an excellent sense of direction.
Sheppard: Didn't you say you got lost in a garden maze once?
McKay: I was ten! Plus I was running from a bee.
Remnants
3.Parrish: Look at this, huh? It's a plant not unlike the begonia eiromischa!
Sheppard: Oh, God. Lorne warned me about this!
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4. Woolsey: Hello there, Chet.
Chuck: It's Chuck.
Woolsey: Excuse me?
Chuck: It's Chuck, sir. My name is Chuck.
Woolsey: Oh, of course! Chuck. Chet's on the late shift.
Chuck: (mutters) There is no Chet!
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