W is for Wait What, by Magistrate (PG)
Show: SG-1
Rec Category: Cameron Michell
Characters: Jack O'Neill, General Landry, team, Thor
Categories: gen,, humor
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: draegonhawke
Author's Website: Magistrate at AO3
Link: W is for Wait What
Why This Must Be Read: Remember Sam and Daniel punking Mitchell in 200 about his parentage?
Take that incident, add Magistrate's devious brain, and stir. Then sit back and enjoy the glee!
"For those of you who skipped out on your highschool biology," Landry said, "what you're looking at there is two distinctly related individuals. Colonel Mitchell? If our lab was certified by the AABB, that right there would be admissible in a court of law as evidence that Jack O'Neill was your father."
No one knew what to say about that for a moment.
Then Cam flipped his folder closed. "General." He pressed his fingertips into the briefing table. "My team already pulled this joke on me once. I'm not going to fall for it a second time."
"Unfortunately, this stuff is a little higher-grade than the wool they might have pulled over your eyes," Landry said. "It's also rather concerning to the IOA, and could be quite a juicy little bit of data to certain enemies of this program who would like nothing more than to uncover a hint of corruption."
Cam watched him for a moment. Then, flatly, said "You can't be serious."
"Oh, I can be," Landry said. "And at this moment, I choose to be."
"Colonel O'Neill did not approve of any of us exploring the nineteen-sixties unaccompanied," Teal'c said. "I do not believe he would have had time to father a child in that era without any of us noticing. Nor do I believe he could have returned to the nineteen sixties at any point following."
"Well, that's reassuring," Cam said. His tone, on the other hand, said I'd like to stop having this conversation right about now.
"Well, that's good to know," Landry said. "Unfortunately, DNA testing doesn't lie. Which is why I would like you, SG-1, to get to the bottom of this."
Rec Category: Cameron Michell
Characters: Jack O'Neill, General Landry, team, Thor
Categories: gen,, humor
Warnings: none
Author on LJ: draegonhawke
Author's Website: Magistrate at AO3
Link: W is for Wait What
Why This Must Be Read: Remember Sam and Daniel punking Mitchell in 200 about his parentage?
Take that incident, add Magistrate's devious brain, and stir. Then sit back and enjoy the glee!
"For those of you who skipped out on your highschool biology," Landry said, "what you're looking at there is two distinctly related individuals. Colonel Mitchell? If our lab was certified by the AABB, that right there would be admissible in a court of law as evidence that Jack O'Neill was your father."
No one knew what to say about that for a moment.
Then Cam flipped his folder closed. "General." He pressed his fingertips into the briefing table. "My team already pulled this joke on me once. I'm not going to fall for it a second time."
"Unfortunately, this stuff is a little higher-grade than the wool they might have pulled over your eyes," Landry said. "It's also rather concerning to the IOA, and could be quite a juicy little bit of data to certain enemies of this program who would like nothing more than to uncover a hint of corruption."
Cam watched him for a moment. Then, flatly, said "You can't be serious."
"Oh, I can be," Landry said. "And at this moment, I choose to be."
"Colonel O'Neill did not approve of any of us exploring the nineteen-sixties unaccompanied," Teal'c said. "I do not believe he would have had time to father a child in that era without any of us noticing. Nor do I believe he could have returned to the nineteen sixties at any point following."
"Well, that's reassuring," Cam said. His tone, on the other hand, said I'd like to stop having this conversation right about now.
"Well, that's good to know," Landry said. "Unfortunately, DNA testing doesn't lie. Which is why I would like you, SG-1, to get to the bottom of this."