Have a multi-fandom meme containing epic levels of crack. You've been warned, loves.
Dramatis Personae:
1. Rodney McKay (SGA)
2. Tony Stark (Iron Man)
3. Daniel Faraday (LOST)
4. Samantha Carter (SGA/SG-1)
5. Captain Rex (Clone Wars)
6. Benjamin Linus (LOST)
7. Palo Gvanish (Star Wars)
8. Kitster Banai (Star Wars)
9. Bono (U2)
10. Edge (U2)
11. Richard Alpert (LOST)
12. Ahsoka Tano (Clone Wars)
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I have not read Benry/Richard, though I’m sure they exist somewhere in the sketchy abyss that is LOST slash. I don’t think I’d want to, though. Benry’s a bit too creeptastic for me to want to read him paired with anyone. *shudders*
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot. Very hot. She’s pretty, but the main hotness comes from being brilliantly smart, funny, competent in any situation, and kickass. (Yes, Sam is totally my platonic fictional girlcrush, can you tell?)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I WOULD DIE. I AM DEAD. IT HAS KILLED ME. AND PROBABLY
fialleril AND
albumsontheside TOO. OH GOOD GOD.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
*shifty eyes* Not without revealing my deep dark raging B/E slashergirl secret.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
AUGH IT BURNS. No. Nononono. Benry and Tony are both brilliant, but while Tony’s a straightforward, good-natured genius, Ben’s a manipulative, murderous schemer. They would not get along.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Rex/Bono or Rex/Edge? Um. Wow. I honestly don’t know. Rex and Bono are closer personality-wise, but they might wind up clashing because of that. I’d have to go with Rex/Edge, platonically. Edge would find it completely fascinating to talk to a clone, and Rex wouldn’t mind the laid-back guitarist hanging around.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Palo witnessing Tony/Ahsoka? I imagine he’d quickly and inconspicuously back out of the room, disturbed. It’s not his place to judge, but still, isn’t she a little young for that?
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Faraday/Edge? Possibly it would involve them bonding over the physics of music (go go principles of resonance and standing waves!) It would be called “Of Science and the Human Heart.” *couldn’t resist* Actually, it would be pretty cool.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Good lord, I should hope not. Unless it’s Kitster introducing McKay to tzai, which the caffeine-starved physicist would most certainly appreciate.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I’m terrible with titles. The plotline would involve art therapy, though. *nods sagely*
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
AHAHAHAHA. Sam would have to be on something - she’s made it very clear that she and McKay are hesitant friends, nothing more. McKay, on the other hand, sure as hell wouldn’t mind. :P
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
With Palo? Um, I don’t think it exists. I’d read it only if
fialleril wrote it, and that’s because I trust her more than life itself when it comes to writing things. And also Palo is her BB, so yeah.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Not on this flist, no, aside from me. I’m the only LOST fan ‘round these here parts.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Richard Alpert? Not on this flist. My amazingly artistic buddy Jessi’s apparently working on a pic of our favorite mascara-wearing immortal guy.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Tony/Samantha/Rex? I don’t know, but I’d be very much entertained if someone did. *grins*
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Bono’s name Um, honestly, I have no idea. He’s usually pretty chill, not really the screaming type.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Hmm. *contemplates* ‘Tea in the Sahara’, by the Police, perhaps? It involves the desert and what could be construed as tzai….
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK/MINDFUCKERY AHEAD.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
“Hey...*suggestive pause*...you wanna come see my workshop?” *sporfles*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Too long ago. Plz to be reccing good clone!fic, someone?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
HAM. DELICIOUS HAM. OR DRESSING UP AS INDIANA JONES. BAHAHAHAHA. I would have said screwing with people’s heads or getting beat up, but that’s pretty much canon. Oh, Benry, we love you and your twisted little self.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Haha, Richard Alpert/Bono. They could swap tips on eyeliner application and how to look sexy throughout time. But to answer the question, they’d have to be pretty drunk.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Augh, I don’t want to deal with this one. No, no, no. But probably Palo, not Faraday.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
“McKay and Bono are in a happy relationship until Bono suddenly runs off with Sam Carter. McKay, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Richard Alpert and a brief unhappy affair with Ahsoka, then follows the wise advice of Captain Rex and finds true love with Faraday.”
MCKAY/FARADAY - THEIR LOVE IS SO GEEKY. *dies*
Title: “Talk Nerdy To Me” *gets shot for this*
Readers: Kallie, because she bravely reads everything I write. Possibly Jess, ‘cuz she’s a fellow Bono fangirl. And, um, a couple other people for the lulz?
Author: It would have to be me, ‘cuz nobody else dabbles in all these fandoms. Good lord.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
I…I don’t know. Palo and Kitster are already permanently bonded together in my brain as Awesome Artsy People that I Love, so I don’t think I’d be averse to it.
fialleril , your thoughts?
...And now I must get back to studying.