Screw your stupidity, here's a fact-bomb for you!
I'm currently en-route to becoming a science writer, and I can tell you from personal experience (and what I've heard from every science-type person I've ever worked with) that this is the most accurate article you will ever read on the subject.
Presenting: How to Write Like A Scientist.
Mad props, man. Mad props.
Presenting: How to Write Like A Scientist.
Mad props, man. Mad props.