Keep on truckin', Trunkie
=( Me, Donny, and Vero got caught going off campus during lunch today.
WAIT. I need to start from the beginning cause if I don't then it won't be funny.
So all three of us were craving Subway and the plan was to go there for lunch. So as usual, they stuffed me into the trunk I went willingly into the trunk and as I was in there at first, some junior chick drew attention at us. Thinking nothing much of it, Donny closed the trunk and we were on our way out. I felt uneasy as always and I almost panicked when we stopped so the security guard Rita could check their IDs [I don't have an off-campus pass so that's why I had to hide in the trunk]. So we were on our way and I almost felt better. ...until I heard her tell Donny to pop the trunk. Turns out that a teacher had seen me get into the trunk 'cause of the junior that yelled out "Hellaaa doooown!" at us and told Rita. My first reaction was "ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiit", then it shifted to "OMG HIDEEEE" and then the realization came that I was gonna get into bloody trouble for hiding. The trunk popped open then and I didn't know if I should've ran for it or not [LMAO] 'cause I wasn't sure of where Rita was. Then came a bit o' while where I had the chance to look into myself for deep spiritual answers on the opportunity cost of risking going into the trunk to go off-campus. Right when Rita opened it up, my mind yelled "FOOD". So I smiled at her and she reacted calmly, telling me to go wait in her golf-cart thing. She then tells Vero and Donny to go over where I'm at and all we do then is laugh our asses off.
So Mr.T comes [a large bald black sec. guard] and Rita points us out. "Driver [points at Donny], passenger, [points at Vero], trunk-person [points at me]." We all found that last bit one of the hilarious things ever. Omg, I can't stop laughing. Okay, I'm done laughing. So anyway, Mr.T takes us to Mr.Beltran's office, one of the most cruelest disciplinarians in the school. I'm alone in one room while Vero and Donny are in the room right next door where we can still see each other and wave and mouth words at each other, though I was a bit intimidated to do so since Beltran was 2 feet in front of me. Beltran then made me tear up 'cause he brought my mum into this saying that she wouldn't appreciate me breaking rules while she's out working in the fields in the cold. I was like "=O =(". Bastard! Leave mah mama outta dis shit ya dirty ho.
So we ended up getting our off campus passes revoked [including my non-existent one =\] and a Saturday school. All in all, it was one of the most hilarious and memorable things up to date in our trio of awesomenessness...ness.
xx
ps. This marks my 2000th entry! =O Go me.
WAIT. I need to start from the beginning cause if I don't then it won't be funny.
So all three of us were craving Subway and the plan was to go there for lunch. So as usual, they stuffed me into the trunk I went willingly into the trunk and as I was in there at first, some junior chick drew attention at us. Thinking nothing much of it, Donny closed the trunk and we were on our way out. I felt uneasy as always and I almost panicked when we stopped so the security guard Rita could check their IDs [I don't have an off-campus pass so that's why I had to hide in the trunk]. So we were on our way and I almost felt better. ...until I heard her tell Donny to pop the trunk. Turns out that a teacher had seen me get into the trunk 'cause of the junior that yelled out "Hellaaa doooown!" at us and told Rita. My first reaction was "ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiit", then it shifted to "OMG HIDEEEE" and then the realization came that I was gonna get into bloody trouble for hiding. The trunk popped open then and I didn't know if I should've ran for it or not [LMAO] 'cause I wasn't sure of where Rita was. Then came a bit o' while where I had the chance to look into myself for deep spiritual answers on the opportunity cost of risking going into the trunk to go off-campus. Right when Rita opened it up, my mind yelled "FOOD". So I smiled at her and she reacted calmly, telling me to go wait in her golf-cart thing. She then tells Vero and Donny to go over where I'm at and all we do then is laugh our asses off.
So Mr.T comes [a large bald black sec. guard] and Rita points us out. "Driver [points at Donny], passenger, [points at Vero], trunk-person [points at me]." We all found that last bit one of the hilarious things ever. Omg, I can't stop laughing. Okay, I'm done laughing. So anyway, Mr.T takes us to Mr.Beltran's office, one of the most cruelest disciplinarians in the school. I'm alone in one room while Vero and Donny are in the room right next door where we can still see each other and wave and mouth words at each other, though I was a bit intimidated to do so since Beltran was 2 feet in front of me. Beltran then made me tear up 'cause he brought my mum into this saying that she wouldn't appreciate me breaking rules while she's out working in the fields in the cold. I was like "=O =(". Bastard! Leave mah mama outta dis shit ya dirty ho.
So we ended up getting our off campus passes revoked [including my non-existent one =\] and a Saturday school. All in all, it was one of the most hilarious and memorable things up to date in our trio of awesomenessness...ness.
xx
ps. This marks my 2000th entry! =O Go me.