come on sweet catastrophe.
here i am, home extra early because i decided not to go to gym today. it seemed fair considering we were being forced to play lacrosse in a field covered in goose shit. no thank you.
im off work today and i have nooo homework. be jealous.
my new boss is one of my mom's old friends who was at my parents' wedding and such...which means ive got da hook up yo :) shes a nice lady anyway. she graduated with my dad and stuff too.
i think im going to see Jarhead today. it looks so good. the director of american beauty directed it which means its got to be good. and sexy jake gyllenhal in a santa hat mmmhmmm. and silly jamie foxx. tehe.
im quite fond of my new pet snail. his name is gary and his picture is all over my cell phone. hes so loveable. id cuddle with him if he wouldnt suck the skin off of my face. hes quite the adorable little vacuum i must say.
i love dale alan flicstein. yes i do. he gives me oral sex and i like it. and hes damn good at it ;)
im not gonna lie...i get very annoyed when a certain someone complains about losing their "best friend" that theyve known for 6 months and here i am without her for a year and a half after being bff since we got arrested together in 8th grade. dont get me wrong, im sure shes an awesome girl but i have jealousy issues. yes....id rather have dale cheat on me than bridgette.60 years from now we're gonna be two old hags with no husbands because no one understands the "2-for" deal. pft we'll only marry you if you have a friend that will marry the other. anyway so we're gonna sit at home and watch movies and family fued and reruns of the oc all day and live off of graham crackers with peanut butter and chocolate chips. we'll go to bingo but only to find some old rich guy to flirt with and take home and break his heart. and we're gonna die on the same day because we'll probably be like thelma and louise and drive ourselves off a cliff because we're crazy. but i love her and shes mine forever and ever and ill never share.
thats all for today i guess.
im off work today and i have nooo homework. be jealous.
my new boss is one of my mom's old friends who was at my parents' wedding and such...which means ive got da hook up yo :) shes a nice lady anyway. she graduated with my dad and stuff too.
i think im going to see Jarhead today. it looks so good. the director of american beauty directed it which means its got to be good. and sexy jake gyllenhal in a santa hat mmmhmmm. and silly jamie foxx. tehe.
im quite fond of my new pet snail. his name is gary and his picture is all over my cell phone. hes so loveable. id cuddle with him if he wouldnt suck the skin off of my face. hes quite the adorable little vacuum i must say.
i love dale alan flicstein. yes i do. he gives me oral sex and i like it. and hes damn good at it ;)
im not gonna lie...i get very annoyed when a certain someone complains about losing their "best friend" that theyve known for 6 months and here i am without her for a year and a half after being bff since we got arrested together in 8th grade. dont get me wrong, im sure shes an awesome girl but i have jealousy issues. yes....id rather have dale cheat on me than bridgette.60 years from now we're gonna be two old hags with no husbands because no one understands the "2-for" deal. pft we'll only marry you if you have a friend that will marry the other. anyway so we're gonna sit at home and watch movies and family fued and reruns of the oc all day and live off of graham crackers with peanut butter and chocolate chips. we'll go to bingo but only to find some old rich guy to flirt with and take home and break his heart. and we're gonna die on the same day because we'll probably be like thelma and louise and drive ourselves off a cliff because we're crazy. but i love her and shes mine forever and ever and ill never share.
thats all for today i guess.