The thing is that I’m not the only one. The percentages I’ve seen vary between 20 and 30, but a fair number of North Americans work the night shift. Personally, it suits me. I’ve always been up all night, and even before I worked this schedule I didn’t really become active and alert before nine p.m. Even so, some things need to be said. As I write ( Read more... )

Oh boy oh boy! It looks like it’s just about that time! Look out people! Forget about wars, awards shows, natural disasters, revolutions, and blockbuster movies, and get ready for the most hair-raising, astonishing, ball clamping, seat gripping wild thrill ride of a lifetime ( Read more... )

This was my second night out as part of a regular thing, first time doing this act live.  I'm making it a point not to repeat material at the same places.  It was early in the night, so the crowd was tiny, but even so, I'm finding this very satisfying.

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Yeah... I'm loving this.

I made this with what will soon be my new favorite website.  I think I'm going to be messing around with this a lot....

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I did this as a written piece a while back. It was truly meant to be spoken. Since I started doing these it really drove home how much my writing depends on the way that *I* actually speak. Sometimes it gets lost in the translation to text. Anyway, enjoy.

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University is, I assert confidently, a rich and rewarding experience. Few of those who begin a BA actually make it to the finish line, but those who do come out with a solid academic grounding in which all sorts of interesting ideas and possibilities might take root. That having been said, the people who have said some of the most idiotic things ( Read more... )

I have noticed that there seem to be a few misconceptions about my cock floating around the internet, and I’d like to take this opportunity to clear up any confusion. It’s very important to me that the general public has a full and accurate picture of my cock, so that they understand its place in our culture and civilization. My cock doesn’t know ( Read more... )

Check out the exchange of ideas here. I know we've probably all had stupid internet arguments like this, but the one in question strikes me as a textbook case, as such, bears consideration. Watch how, as each subsequent reply is posted, the actual content of the discussion diminishes and diminishes, until it ceases to exist altogether.

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