Memes to last a lifetime
When the shortest personality test adamanteve19 put up on her journal turned out to be really the world's shortest personality test ever, i kinda went into a meme frenzy. It was purely for fun at the beginning, although there might be some bitter truth hidden underneath some of these memes.
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
The World's Shortest Personality Test
Then i saw this and went along with it.
You Are Somewhat Mature
You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart.
While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.
Are You Immature?
Oh really?! Anyway, this site was full of stupid questions. Like:
You Are 40% Gross
You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.
How Gross Are You?
Some of the things asked here were just ewww. In my opinion that is. I shudder at the thought that there might be people who wouldn't mind... oi! *shudder*
It goes on. Maybe i should blame my curiosity.
You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Picky
You have no problem attracting guys - and even dating a little
It's just around second or third date time where you start to see faults
If a guy isn't near perfect, you're not into him.
It's good to have standards - but yours rule almost everyone out.
Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?
No shit Sherlock! Honestly!
Then i saw there were questions that were considerably less stupid. Hmm...
Your Driving Is is: 60% Male, 40% Female
According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl.
This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks.
Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm.
Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?
It gives me comfort to acknowledge i'm no mass murderer on wheels. I should send this to mum, she's always telling me that i drive pretty reckless and hotheaded. I fucking hate drivers who slow the traffic down, and hate the fact that most of them are female drivers. *sigh* So what? If only i had a car with more HPs -not Harry Potters ladies, that means Horse Powers-, like an Alfa-Romeo 157 or a Porsche. Even a Mini cooper would do? (am i too picky or what? Oh yeah, i was) Not that i want to wreak havoc on streets. I just don't like slowing the traffic down for no good reason. Grannies, grandpas, chicks and down-right-imbecile-males... make absolutely no difference once they start driving.
Oh, and, drive safe. And don't forget your seat belts either. Please.
Onto the next meme:
You Are 68% Non Conformist
You are a pretty serious non conformist. You live a life hardly anyone understands.
And while some may call you a freak, you're happy with who you are.
Are You a Nonconformist?
The thing is, i get lost in the hierarchy of medicine. Le sigh. You should see me rant at work. >_> But it says that i'm happy with who i am, which should be true because otherwise i would have committed suicide or something. *hmpf*
And last, but not least, actually the most important quiz of all...
You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you lovable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you live your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Can anyone say stuck-up? I mean i like Bert. When i watch and laugh at his antics. When he is on the screen and i'm on the other side of that glass that separates us. *headdesk* To be honest, i believe myself to be more fun than Bert could ever be. And i do collect caps, tin can caps (and stamps, but that sound way too boring in comparison). For more than ten years. I have at least one in every colour ever made. In pink, violet, orange, light blue, black, yellow, green, blood red, metallic red, silver, gold. Everyone recalls them but i have them. Ha!
This is enough self-inflicted misery in one day. I need a good fic. Is Angelica done, does anyone know? Any recs?
I really should review the latest anime i watched. That would be a nice post. Both to write and to read.