We drink and we drive and we puke and we drink, hey!
Therav's head turned because he heard yet another Andorian drinking song.
It was this one.
Bugger Off
( Lyrics to song behind cut. )
It was this one.
Bugger Off
( Lyrics to song behind cut. )
Diziara leaned over to the Andorian and said "I really hope these songs are better in their mother tongue, these humans are absolutely killing them," she finished her mug of blood wine and reached for the bottle of Romulan Ale. "I'm almost tempted to see if they know any Klingon drinking songs, it might be fun to laugh."
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"I don't know how a meditation song would-" Suddenly Diziara broke out in laugher. "Okay, on earth, in the 20th century, there were these hats where there were containers of alcohol attached to the sides with straws to allow the alcohol to be drunk hands free. Well, what if a meditating Vulcan, singing a meditation song were to be wearing one of those, would that qualify as a Vulcan drinking song?" Diziara helped herself to more of the Romulan Ale.
Meanwhile the group of humans decided to lay off killing the Andorian drinking songs, and instead switched to an Earth classic, Whiskey In the Jar, as sung by the classic earth group, Thin Lizzy. Diziara grabbed whatever random items were within reach on the bar not containing alcohol, and chucked it at the people singing. "Quit killing the songs, you petaQ!"
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"An efficient, hands-free alcohol delivery system, you say?"
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OOC: Gorram it man, you did not just do that. I am not sure if it really is that funny, or if I've just cracked, but I can not stop laughing. I may now have to consider making a version of the Candybar doll I edited to look like Dizi with one of these frellin' helmets. Also, I may be obligated to seek vengeance of some sort, not sure what sort though.
IC: Diziara looked sideways at the Vulcan, then back to the line up of historical earth reproductions sitting on the bar top. "What sort of Vulcan are you? And how'd you know my favorite color?" She picked up the one with her name on it, a pretty shade of midnight blue. She considered for a moment then said, "It seems almost a shame to put a good vintage of Romulan Ale into such a silly contraption, I'm sure there's something less dignified to better suite it." She put hers on her head. "How ugly does this make me look?" She laughed and looked around for a mirror, glass or something else reflective.
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OOC: Now I have a headache, and I wrote an entry summarizing the craziness. You've cracked me, you have. Also, I am most sad that I don't remember which box my Klingon Dictonary is in, talking about Starfleet is one of the times Diziara gets the most colorful in her metaphors.
IC: Diziara waved Wade over, and asked for something called everclear. "They briefed us on the mirror universe in the academy, but I haven't bothered to keep up with it since then because the fleet gets into your face if they find out you had any contact with it..." She considered a moment, fingering an bowl of peanuts as if trying to decide if she should chuck a handful at the horrible singers. "They're not going to interrogate me just because I talked to you, are they? I've already got one reprimand on my record for decking of of those upper brass petaQ, I don't need another."
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Operating under the command of a remote and unauthorized user, the bar's security sensors focused on the bottle of Romulan ale sitting on the table between
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"There is actually more than one 'Mirror Universe',"
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IC:"Leave it to the brass to glaze over details like multiple alternative universes. I suppose it keeps the greenhorns from investigating," Diziara emptied a quanity of everclear into each cup on her hat, then considered what she wanted to mix in, not being in the mood for the stuff straight.
"Wade, do you have any Apple Cider, Apple Juice, cinnamon sticks and sugar? I want an Apple Pie." Wade shrugged and headed off to see what she could find. "You know, when I read up on these stupid things during my 20th earth studies course at the Acad, I never expected to be using one."
OOC: Having no real experince with this everclear stuff myself, wikipedia has happily provided me with recipes of drinks Dizi might try. Everclear on Wikipedia.
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OOC: psst, Wade's female. ;) I'm sure you remember "Is that your way of telling a gal you'd fuck her if she had a dick?"
IC:"Now, let's see you get some of each in varying amounts at the same time," Diziara challenged. She still couldn't believe she was actually wearing this silly hat, let alone actually drinking out of it. At least her choice of mixed drink to fill it with was sufficiently trashy to match.
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IC: Evil Storvik partially pinches the straws to regulate the amounts he's drinking, but sees that she's not convinced. "A simple test to see how well you were paying attention," he said, and she can almost hear a hint of a smile in his voice even though his face remains deadpan.
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Diziara leaned over and draped an arm around Therav's shoulders. "Can you believe the fools this Vulcan takes us for?" Diziara grabbed a handful of peanuts from the little bowl in the middle of the table, and chucked them at "evil" Storvik. "Why don't you try that again with your hands where I can see 'em?"
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