I wish I was...
I found this among my things and I guess I'll post it since I took the time to do it.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
I was in my mother’s car, heading back to our house after having dropped off my broken down car at the gas station/auto repair shop.
2. Who are you in love with?
This fellow I happen to know.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
I don’t think so, but I suppose it’s possible that as a child I once ingested a crayon. I do, however, think I was a smarter kid than that.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Upon a quick survey of the slowly emptying garage that I am seated in, it appears that… there is a pink sponge in the trash! How about that! (This isn’t true presently, but it was the answer that was left over from the first time I started this survey, and I liked it too much to change it.)
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I couldn’t tell you. I have no idea.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I suppose my car is worth more than that, although maybe not with all the damage I’ve inflicted on it throughout the years.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
I suppose I do that every time I go to class, so Thursday morning.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No, can’t say that I have.
10. Are you hot?
This, naturally, could mean one of two things. One answer is yes and the other is no. I’ll leave you to figure out which is which. HAH!
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Black coffee.
12. What are you wearing right now?
My glasses, a thermal shirt, brown leggings, a bra, and a blue hoodie.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Car wash forever. I am motherfucking lazy. My father and I, however, once bonded while washing my car by hand together. And by bonded, I mean he yelled at me while I did it wrong and I laughed about it.
14. Last food that you ate?
Some fries my mother cooked up for me.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Sleeping.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I have not. I was just thinking, as I was putting away my freshly washed clothes, that I hadn’t bought any new clothes in some time.
17. When is the last time you ran?
In my dreams.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Curling. (Just joking.)
19. What is your favorite animal?
The owl.
20. Your dream vacation?
The land of the dead.
21. Last person's house you were in?
Paul’s, unless we’re counting my own.
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
I honestly can’t remember anything worse than your standard scrapes and bruises.
23. Have you been in love?
I presently am.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes. I wish I was there.
25. Last play you saw?
I haven’t the faintest idea.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Who needs a secret weapon with a face like this?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
I meant to go to Paul’s until my car broke down.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Good joke.
29. Next trip you are going to take?
I don’t know!
30. Ever go to camp?
No, although my childhood was filled with desperate yearning for camp.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
I sure was.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing. What would be the point?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No. I don’t do that sort of thing, really.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Probably. I’m always due for a doctor’s visit.
35. Where is your best friend?
At home sleeping, I would have to guess.
36. How is your best friend?
How is she? Why don’t you ask her?
37. Do you have a tan?
No, and I never will.
38. What are you listening to right now?
Jimi Hendrix, “51st Anniversary.”
39. Do you collect anything?
Sure. Physically, books and owl-related items. On my phone, I collect pictures of candy dispensers with oddly-named candy, strange business logos, and ATM signs that say “ATM Machine” because I hate that so and am on a mission to eradicate at least all verbal usage of it.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
I guess the people I work with.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Well, just this night I suppose, but I didn’t get pulled over; the cop just helped me push my car into a nearby parking lot.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes, I tend to do that.
43. What does your last text message say?
Something nice that made me feel better about the night’s events.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Not at all.
45. Last time you took a shower?
Wednesday afternoon.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
I do not.
47. What is your heritage?
Macedonian.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes, I am.
49. Are you rich?
No, I’m not.
50. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was definitely asleep.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
I was in my mother’s car, heading back to our house after having dropped off my broken down car at the gas station/auto repair shop.
2. Who are you in love with?
This fellow I happen to know.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
I don’t think so, but I suppose it’s possible that as a child I once ingested a crayon. I do, however, think I was a smarter kid than that.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Upon a quick survey of the slowly emptying garage that I am seated in, it appears that… there is a pink sponge in the trash! How about that! (This isn’t true presently, but it was the answer that was left over from the first time I started this survey, and I liked it too much to change it.)
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I couldn’t tell you. I have no idea.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I suppose my car is worth more than that, although maybe not with all the damage I’ve inflicted on it throughout the years.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
I suppose I do that every time I go to class, so Thursday morning.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No, can’t say that I have.
10. Are you hot?
This, naturally, could mean one of two things. One answer is yes and the other is no. I’ll leave you to figure out which is which. HAH!
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Black coffee.
12. What are you wearing right now?
My glasses, a thermal shirt, brown leggings, a bra, and a blue hoodie.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Car wash forever. I am motherfucking lazy. My father and I, however, once bonded while washing my car by hand together. And by bonded, I mean he yelled at me while I did it wrong and I laughed about it.
14. Last food that you ate?
Some fries my mother cooked up for me.
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Sleeping.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
I have not. I was just thinking, as I was putting away my freshly washed clothes, that I hadn’t bought any new clothes in some time.
17. When is the last time you ran?
In my dreams.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Curling. (Just joking.)
19. What is your favorite animal?
The owl.
20. Your dream vacation?
The land of the dead.
21. Last person's house you were in?
Paul’s, unless we’re counting my own.
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
I honestly can’t remember anything worse than your standard scrapes and bruises.
23. Have you been in love?
I presently am.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes. I wish I was there.
25. Last play you saw?
I haven’t the faintest idea.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Who needs a secret weapon with a face like this?
27. What are your plans for tonight?
I meant to go to Paul’s until my car broke down.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
Good joke.
29. Next trip you are going to take?
I don’t know!
30. Ever go to camp?
No, although my childhood was filled with desperate yearning for camp.
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
I sure was.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing. What would be the point?
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
No. I don’t do that sort of thing, really.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Probably. I’m always due for a doctor’s visit.
35. Where is your best friend?
At home sleeping, I would have to guess.
36. How is your best friend?
How is she? Why don’t you ask her?
37. Do you have a tan?
No, and I never will.
38. What are you listening to right now?
Jimi Hendrix, “51st Anniversary.”
39. Do you collect anything?
Sure. Physically, books and owl-related items. On my phone, I collect pictures of candy dispensers with oddly-named candy, strange business logos, and ATM signs that say “ATM Machine” because I hate that so and am on a mission to eradicate at least all verbal usage of it.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
I guess the people I work with.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Well, just this night I suppose, but I didn’t get pulled over; the cop just helped me push my car into a nearby parking lot.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Yes, I tend to do that.
43. What does your last text message say?
Something nice that made me feel better about the night’s events.
44. Do you like hot sauce?
Not at all.
45. Last time you took a shower?
Wednesday afternoon.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
I do not.
47. What is your heritage?
Macedonian.
48. Are you someone's best friend?
Yes, I am.
49. Are you rich?
No, I’m not.
50. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I was definitely asleep.