My Senses Have Gone AWOL
I had a dream last night that Britney Spears and myself had just become an item, like right out of the blue. I wanted to go around and tell people, but I couldn't because I knew no one would believe me (cause it was so new and there weren't any pictures of us in the tabloids yet). But really, how much would that suck? To have Britney and to know no one would believe you... sheer torture.*
*Say what you want about her "talent" but don't tell me that it wouldn't be sweet to get with her and then brag about it to everyone. Yeah, that's right.
So after two attempts to locate where Jim actually works, I have determined that there is no Domino's that he supposedly works for. I bet Jim has never even made a pizza in his life. No sir, Jim is a government agent, here to monitor the activities of those who oppose the Bush Administration. It's shocking, I know. Hopefully by outing him, his cover will be blown and he will no longer be able to serve the forces of the GOP in the East Lansing/Okemos area.
Et tu Jimbo?
*Say what you want about her "talent" but don't tell me that it wouldn't be sweet to get with her and then brag about it to everyone. Yeah, that's right.
So after two attempts to locate where Jim actually works, I have determined that there is no Domino's that he supposedly works for. I bet Jim has never even made a pizza in his life. No sir, Jim is a government agent, here to monitor the activities of those who oppose the Bush Administration. It's shocking, I know. Hopefully by outing him, his cover will be blown and he will no longer be able to serve the forces of the GOP in the East Lansing/Okemos area.
Et tu Jimbo?