combo 007 ★ nightmare!video/action?
[For a moment, the feed just shows a grand castle with a scantily-clad woman in the throne room, laughing evilly to herself.]
At long last, I have kompleted Time Kompress--
[And then she stops all of a sudden, eyes wide and looking jarred as if she's just been smacked in the face with a frying pan. She relaxes then, and takes up a rather sloppy and very un-regal posture.]
Ultimecia! Your reign of terror is over!
[Oh, hey look. There's Squall and Rinoa and Quistis and Irvine and Selphie... but why do they look so damn mad?]
...Huh? The hell're you talkin' about, Squall? It's me! Zell--
[Oh, Hyne. Why does he sound like a woman? And... he looks down and-- promptly looks back up. WHY DOES HE HAVE CLEAVAGE AND BARELY ANY CLOTHES ON? Here comes a completely undignified shriek.] W-Wait! Don't look at me with kontempt! [He cringes at the sound of the hard k. She really couldn't help that habit, huh?] It's me, I swear! --Oh, krap! He's gonna Renzokuken--!
[And in the most graceless show of acrobatics he's ever shown -- (Hey, moving in this chick's body is really hard! You try runnin' around with this hair and these wings!) -- he tumbles off the throne with a loud 'THUD!' and bails past his friends, out onto the bridge leading to the throne room. Never would he ever willingly fight his friends. Especially not in this body. And dear Hyne, is he clinging to the clothes (or lack thereof) the Sorceress donned, trying just to keep them on.
Congratulations, Ulty! You got Time Compression, but you also compressed Zell's brain into your body. This... is Zell's worst fear.]
At long last, I have kompleted Time Kompress--
[And then she stops all of a sudden, eyes wide and looking jarred as if she's just been smacked in the face with a frying pan. She relaxes then, and takes up a rather sloppy and very un-regal posture.]
Ultimecia! Your reign of terror is over!
[Oh, hey look. There's Squall and Rinoa and Quistis and Irvine and Selphie... but why do they look so damn mad?]
...Huh? The hell're you talkin' about, Squall? It's me! Zell--
[Oh, Hyne. Why does he sound like a woman? And... he looks down and-- promptly looks back up. WHY DOES HE HAVE CLEAVAGE AND BARELY ANY CLOTHES ON? Here comes a completely undignified shriek.] W-Wait! Don't look at me with kontempt! [He cringes at the sound of the hard k. She really couldn't help that habit, huh?] It's me, I swear! --Oh, krap! He's gonna Renzokuken--!
[And in the most graceless show of acrobatics he's ever shown -- (Hey, moving in this chick's body is really hard! You try runnin' around with this hair and these wings!) -- he tumbles off the throne with a loud 'THUD!' and bails past his friends, out onto the bridge leading to the throne room. Never would he ever willingly fight his friends. Especially not in this body. And dear Hyne, is he clinging to the clothes (or lack thereof) the Sorceress donned, trying just to keep them on.
Congratulations, Ulty! You got Time Compression, but you also compressed Zell's brain into your body. This... is Zell's worst fear.]