[The camera flashes on with a dial tone sound then shows nothing but static for a minute. When picture does finally come on, it's a close up of a moogle's big round nose.]
Queen Minnie! Queen Minnie, kupo! We finally got the outgoing network back up!
Oh, thank goodness! [Minnie herself coming into view with quite a few
enchanted broom sticks carrying buckets full of
toy wined up mice.]
Now quickly, please, get those around the worlds and put a stop to this!
[The brooms stand at attention when they hear their orders and start to march in a straight line towards a gummiship. She turns back to the camera when thing seem a bit more in order.]
We have been having some net work issues since those strange creatures appeared on the world. It took out a pretty big part of the castle that we are almost done repairing. We are all so sorry for losing contact for so long. The network is fully repaired and we are sending aid to put a stop to Hades' cruel prank.
[She holds a toy mouse in her hands and brings it in full view of the camera.] There mice have been programmed to seek out the dark energy emitted by the ducks and when they come into contact with it... [She winds up the mouse and sets it on the floor. It quickly finds a duck they have sitting on a table and rolls up to rest on it's head.]
Squeak. Squeak!
Quack?
BANG!
[There is a small explosion of light and when the smoke and rubber duck pieces start to clear, there is nothing but a scorch mark on the table left.] It'll set off a small, but powerful explosion of light. So please stand clear if you spot one.
Please continue to help those on the networks until our ships reach your worlds. Help is on the way!