investigation 03 ► [video]

[detectivelassie]

[Here's a Lassie, sitting at his desk in his shiny new police department... but he looks oddly unhappy for someone who just got his gun and his job back. It looks like he's debating on whether to say something or not, but then he just decided: 'Aw, to hell with it!']

Are there any tap-dancing classes or studios around here? [There's a poorly

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[Video]

[blitz_acing]

What's tap-dancing?

[Video]

[detectivelassie]

...Seriously?

[Video]

[blitz_acing]

I know what dancing is! Just not this tap dancing. Is it like, some sort of erotic dance?

[Video]

[detectivelassie]

What?! No! You seriously need to stop juicing on magic. It's going to your head. [FROWN.] It's a form of dance that requires special shoes. You tap your feet on the floor so it makes a... percussive instrument, sort of.

[Video]

[blitz_acing]

I use magic a lot less than some people here! And I'm not juiced on anything. [Frooown.] What kind of dancing is that?

[Video]

[detectivelassie]

Like hell you aren't! People don't just take on three-headed dogs like they're fighting a caterpillar! [...You know what. He'll just show you. He sets the communicator down, propping it up against paperwork, then does a little tap-dance number.]

Like that. Happy?

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[blitz_acing]

Just because you can't do it doesn't mean it's not normal for other people! [And he stares. Stares.

And bursts out laughing.]

[Video]

[detectivelassie]

Oh, shut up, Tidus! Like your little ballblitz thing isn't stupid!

[Video]

[blitz_acing]

It's Blitzball! If you're going to insult it, get the name right!