HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!!
Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author: star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (chapt5 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open... The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
*A/N: uh...anyone got a rope so i caa hang myself??
PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE?? :: HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? :: HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2 :: HAD A NICE EAT? PLEASE HAVE 2NDS OR 3RDS OR 4THS!!
Chapter 5: 'SPONGEBOB WOULD MAKE A TASTY SPONGE CAKE..YUM!!'
I was fidgeting in my seat. What the hell happened before school. I ate Yunho's jacket for peeps sake!! I was too nervous. I was biting on my pencil throughout the whole lesson. Mr. Heechul obviously hadn't forgotten about yesterday because when we walked in the classroom, he had the class throw rulers at us. Shindong, that damn Shindong had came late,ended up getting hit with a ruler upside his head (again), getting knocked out (again),and this time landed on me!! It took me 10minutes to get him off me. Mr. Heechul didn't bother to send him to the nurse, he left him there infront of the class,on the floor.
-"Changmin." Aish what is going on with me today??
-"Changmin!! You bit through your pencil!!!"
-"Huh??" I looked down to see my pencil broken in half. I was biting on my own teeth and didn't even notice.
-"What is up with you today?? Are you sure you're ok??" Yoochun whispered.
-"I can hear you Mr. Yoochun...do you call that a whisper?!" Mr. Heechul barked. He turned to us and narrowed his eyes. "You three, and the lump of Shindong on the floor, will not be going anywhere when the bell rings. You will staying here the whole day."
-"What?!" Junsu snapped his head up from his paper. "Don't you have things to do Mr.??"
-"Excuse me?? Why should that concern you?! I will not be staying here the whole day; ofcourse I have things to do!!People to meet!!"
-"Corners to stand on..." I mumbled.
-"So you are leaving us by ourselves??" Yoochun had amusement in his eyes.
-"Yes but don't get excited! I will be locking you in. You will not be able to leave until I let you guys out."
-"You're keeping us in solitude?? That's isolation!! It's not good for my health!! I'm-I'm claustrophobic!!" Junsu started to grab on his own neck, gasping for air. The class started to burst out in laughter, I mean ofcourse they did; it's their specialty. If I had a donut for everytime the school broke out in laughter....man I would own dunkin donuts by now.
-"If you think that is going to get you out of your punishment, then think again. Class is dismissed." He announced before turning to erase the board. Shindong had awakened and got up to leave. We didn't stop him. We wanted to be entertained, and he, Shindong, was about to deliver.
-"Catch you buttheads later." He whistled out of the classroom.
-"Shindong-" Mr. Heechul turned around to see Shindong walk out of class. "Shindong!! Get you oompa-loompa ass over here!!" Mr. Heechul shouted. Shindong started to run. You'd be surprised on how fast this boy can really run. You'd also be surprised on how fast this boy can fall. You'd be surprised on how fast he can knock the breath out of you.
-"Ah!!" Yesung managed to croak out from under Shindong. Shindong tripped on his own shoelace. What a dimwit.
-"Yesung!!" Mrs. Dana screamed. She came and hit Shindong on the head with a book. "How dare you squish my most favored student?!" She kept hitting him with a 'guide to higher education' book. Maybe if she hits him a thousand times, he'd become smarter. No...maybe a million.
-"Get back in the class!!" Mr. Heechul yelled at us while dragging Shindong with him. "I'm going to get the other three." He locked us in the room.
-"Anyone have something to eat??" I asked putting my head down on the table.
-"Aren't you full from eating that chunk off of Yunho's jacket??" Yoochun was searching his bag.
-"Shut up with that?!" I buried my head in my arms.
-"I don't get it...you eat more than Shindong and yet you are not fat like Shindong." Junsu stated.
-"Hey!!" Shindong pulled his attention from the board. "My mother says I'm nicely plumped."
-"Yea plumped alright....with some stuffed rolls here and there.." Yoochun said into his bag.
-"Shut up tinky winky!!" Shindong threw a piece of chalk at Yoochun's eye.
-"My eye!!" Yoochun wheezed in anger.
-"Is it hurting??" Junsu was blowing into Yoochun's eye. I gave them a weird look.
-"Who did this?!" We all turned to Mr. Heechul who was furiously staring at the board then at us. "Changmin..."
-"What?? I didn't do anything!!"
-"Then what is this??" I looked up to see a badly drawn picture of Mr. Heechul. There was a sign infront of him that read: 'One dollar is all it takes!! You can have anything off this menu of mine.' "Are you calling me cheap?!" He glared at me.
-"Shindong did it!" Junsu yelled, spitting in Yoochun's eye.
-"Ah!! It burns it burns!!" Yoochun cried out in pain.
-"I did not!! I was sitting quietly in my seat." Shindong smiled an annoying smile.
-"That's a load of bull!! And you hit me in my eye!!" Yoochun was rubbing on his eye.
-"Oh yea?? Who says??" Kangin pushed Mr. Heechul aside, making him land face flat onto the board.
-"Where the hell did you come from??" I arose from my seat.
-"What's it to you??" Leeteuk walked up next to Kangin.
-"Stay out of this!! You wasn't even here to know what happened!" Junsu screeched. His voice is too high for his own good.
-"Yah!!" Mr. Heechul looked like a bull. He was all red, nose flaring, smoke coming out of his ears. Chalk dust was on one side of his face. Ha!! Half ghost half sl-
-"Changmin!! Clean this!!" He pulled me to the board.
-"I'm not cleaning nothing i didn't do." I crossed my arms together. HE smacked me with, yup you guessed it. Do i even need to say it?? "Alright alright!!" I started erasing the stuff off the board.
-"Now look at me!! I'm going to be late for my date!!" Mr. Heechul was trying to get the chalk off his outfit.
-"Are you going out with Mr. Siwon again??" Leeteuk asked in a teasing voice.
-"W-what?! No!!" He slammed the door shut. Yunho was staring at me. I ignored it. I picked up the eraser and threw it at Shindong.
-"What did you do that for??" Shindong wiped the chalk dust off his forehead.
-"That's for framing me."
-"Ah...all better now??" Junsu asked Yoochun. Yoochun nodded before getting hit in the other eye with another piece of chalk.
-"Not again!! Why!!..." Yoochun brawled out on the floor.
-"And that's for hitting Shindong." Kangin said.
-"You didn't have to hit Yoochun!!" Junsu took two erasers and clapped them together in Kangin's face.
-"Stop that!!" Kangin was coughing. Leeteuk came and pushed Junsu.
-"Ah!!! My new pants!!" Junsu complains to much about everything...wait a minute so does Yoochun...I need to know how to pick my friends.
-"Who are you to push him?? Huh??" I was pushing Leeteuk.
-"Who are you to touch him??" Shindong pushed me.
Kangin was still coughing, tears escaping his eyes.
-"Yah!!" Junsu threw a devil dog at Shindong.
-"That's a waste of food !!!" I shouted in annoyance.
You are wondering how we ended up like this, right? I'll tell you how.
*F/B*
-"Hey you guys!!" I ran up to Kangin and Leeteuk. It was the first day of school for all of us. I was starting sixth grade, Kangin and Leeteuk were entering highschool.
-"Come on Leeteuk, lets go." Why are they walking away from me?
-"Changmin what's up?? Why are they leaving us??" Yoochun asked catching up with me.
-"I don't know but i'm going to find out." I ran after them.
-"Hey!! You guys wait up!! Why didn't you say hi back??" They kept walking.
-"You guys?? What's up with you two??" Junsu yelled.
-"Hey you three." Yunho waved.
-"Atleast you recognize us." I let out a sigh of relief.
-"Yunho what are you doing?? You can't talk to them!!" Shindong came and pulled Yunho away, atleast he tried to. I pulled Yunho towards me.
-"Why can't he talk to us?? What has gotten into you guys??" I asked. I was getting angry.
-"Listen, don't take this in anyway but we don't wish to associate with children who still play with pokemon cards." Leeteuk said walking back towards us. "We're going to be late for school."
-"You shouldn't be talking!!" Junsu pointed his finger in Leeteuk's face. "You sailor moon freak!!" Junsu pulled Yoochun with him, walking away from us.
-"And pokemon aren't for little kids!! I am not a child!!" Yoochun yelled angrily.
-"Don't insult sailor moon!!" Leeteuk was clenching his fists.
-"Come on already!!" Kangin shouted from afar. Shindong and Leeteuk began to walk ahead.
-"Yunho, you'll still be out friend right??" I looked to see Yunho looking at the ground.
-"Yunho come on!!" Shindong yelled.
-"Yunho..." Yunho didn't even look at me. He walked off. I jumped on him and bit him. We got into a fight. Kangin ran like no other and pounded on me. Junsu heard me cry out for help and grabbed a switch (tree branch) and slashed it across his face. Leeteuk picked up Junsu and put him in the garbage can.
-"Noo!! It's going to take me a week to get this smell off me!!"
Yoochun cam and started throwing his arms recklessly at Leeteuk. He looked like a little girl fighting. Shindong came and sat on him.
-"Get off!! Mommy!!" Yoochun yelled.
-"My baby!! Get off my baby!!" Yoochun's mother jumped out of the car and smacked Shindong with her grocery bag. And that was the beginning of the end of our friendship.
*ENd*
Shindong wiped the food off his face. He was advancing towards Junsu. Junsu stood there. How cute, Junsu thinks he's tough. Ha.
-"Enough already!!" Yunho yelled from his seat. He was sitting all this time.
-"But-" Leeteuk began.
-"But nothing!! Can you guys drop it??"
-"Fine whatever." Shindong took a seat next to Yunho.
-"No i'm not stopping!! Nooo!! Come on Changmin!! You want a piece of me?? Huh??" Kangin looked ridiculous right now. That's when I saw Jaejoong staring through the door at us. Yunho had saw also. That's when he shouted:
-"Leeteuk!! Get Kangin away from Changmin!!"
-"No!! I'm not done with him yet!!" Kangin argued. That's when I saw Jaejoong give me another nasty glare before snapping his fingers. Next thing I know I was chewing on Kangin's shoe.
-"What the..." Leeteuk's jaw dropped.
-"Not again..." Junsu shook his head.
-"I'm blind...i'm blind..." That was Yoochun. He still couldn't open his eyes.
-"Ahhh!!! My foot!!! What are you a dog?? Get off me!!!!" Kangin cried out, shaking his leg trying to get me off of him. I looked up to see that weird kid pointing at me before snapping his fingers again and walking off. Kangin kicked me in the face.
-"I told you to get away from him!!" Yunho yelled pulling Kangin back.
-"What the hell just happened??" Shindong's eyes were wide.
-"Stay away from him!! That's all you need to know!!" Yunho took another glare at me.
Leeteuk was frozen in his spot.
-"Y-you bit a hole in his shoe!!" Leeteuk pointed at Kangin's toe which was popping out of his shoe.
-"What is with me today...." Now I sounded like Yoochun. Not to mention i was laying next to Yoochun, crying out to the ceiling just like he was doing. I know. Sad.
++FOURTH PERIOD++
-"Lunch is next...i'm so hungry..." I sighed as I went up to wash the board.
-"Here i have milk." Junsu passed me a milk carton.
-"He said he's hungry, not thirsty." Yoochun retorted. His eyes were still red.
-"It's ok anything that'll fill up my stomach will do fine." I quickly grabbed the milk from him. "You didn't have chocolate??"
-"Beggars can't be choosers." Junsu went back to his seat.
-"Where does chocolate milk come from anywhere??" Shindong asked.
-"From brown cows duh." Kangin voiced out proudly.
-"No it doesn't!!" Yoochun looked at them with sympathetic eyes. I had to admit, i feel sorry for them too. They refuse to hang out with us because they think we are childish but they are the dumb ones.
-"Yes it actually does. I've seen a brown cow before." Leeteuk proclaimed.
-"Where at?? At the crazy bin where your mother is??? I think you need to join her." Ouch Junsu...kind of harsh don't you think?? HA like I care.
-"YOU know...." Leeteuk said, ignoring Junsu's comment. Wow that was big of him. "There is also such thing as a purple cow. They make grape juice." I spat my milk out at that comment. Now that was just plain stupid to say.
-"That's nonsense!!" I threw my carton at him. "How did you make it to twelveth??" I asked.
-"Don't believe me. You don't have to. Just know that i'm telling the truth."
-"Yea u believe you. I saw a purple cow before....it actually was jumping over the moon....with your mother... Oh gosh Leeteuk stick to sailor moon. Get over yourself." I laughed at Junsu's comment.
-"Like i said before, there's no such thing as a brown cow. Chocolate milk is artificial." Yoochun was trying to show off his intelligence.
-"So is white milk. But white cows exist and you don't see people denying that fact." Shindong points out.
-"But that's only because we can actually see them!!" I debate.
-"Chocolate cows don't exist. But you know what...bunnies lay chocolate eggs." Ok Junsu...what??
-"What?! You talk about brown cows not existing and you come out of nowhere talking about rabbits laying chocolate eggs?!" Yunho asked in shock.
-"They do!! How do you think we get chocolate eggs for easter??"
-"Uh...from the chocolate factory..." I say.
-"No actually chocolate eggs come from willy wonker." I want to smack Kangin for his stupidity.
-"No!! They come from rabbits!!"
-"No they don't!!" Leeteuk shouted.
-"What is wrong with you guys?? Do you believe anything?? I wouldn't be surprised if you believed in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!!" I shouted as i continued to wash the board. I was bored. Haha a little joke there. Ok don't mind me.
-"There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!!" Yoochun shouted in anger. Oh no Yoochun. Not you too.
-"Yea and the leprechaun is my cousin, my long lost cousin." Yunho retorts.
-"Oh really? I can see the resemblance." I snort.
-"I'll ignore that!!" Yunho banged on the desk as if that would scare me.
-"One question though. Where does bear come from?" Kangin is on a stupid streak. He gets straight 'A's' when it comes to stupidity. That's the only thing he's good at. They should have a scholarship for that. NO wait, they don't because they don't want stupid people in college duh!!
-"From bears." That was Shindong's answer. I'm actually glad at this point that they are no longer my friends. I might catch their stupidness. Stupidity is contagious you know and i think i might be leaving out this room with an IQ of 40 for being with them too long.
-"They do??" Junsu is so gullible.
-"Yup. Why do you think they kill humans for?? Because we get drunk off their beer. That's why they turn to honey." Shindong was an expert on this subject. A subject that doesn't even make sense to begin with.
-"Oh you guys!! I have a joke!!" Junsu interupted the conversation.
-"What??" Leeteuk rolled his eyes.
-"Why did the Jaguar attack the Cheetah??"
-"Because he has more spots." I was being sarcastic. I'm not dumb like them.
-"No..." Junsu gave me an annoyed look. "Because the Cheetah cheated!! Haha get it??"
-"Everyone please give a good round of applause for our Junsu. He tried his best tonight but his best wasn't enough. He still sucked. You will not make it in life with corny jokes like that." Kangin smirked at Junsu after he said that. He knew Junsu didn't like anyone insulting his jokes.
Junsu got up from his seat and was about to raise his hand at Kangin. But then...
-"Changmin!!!"
-"What?!"
-"You're eating the sponge!!" Yoochun pointed to my mouth. I spat the pieces out of my mouth. No wonder i had a weird and soapy taste in my mouth.
-"Noo!! That was spongebob's family!!" Kangin was a spongebob fiend.
-"You want to know something Kangin??" I asked him. He looked up at me. He was picking up the pieces of the sponge. I continued since he didn't say anything in response. "I'm sure spongebob would make a tasty spongcake!!" I rubbed my stomach. "Yum!!" Kangin twitched in disgust. We ended up on the floor fighting. Again
Click to find nemo===>.
Author: star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (chapt5 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: G
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy. It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open... The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food? Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
*A/N: uh...anyone got a rope so i caa hang myself??
PREVIOUS CHAPS: WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE?? :: HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? :: HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME?? PT2 :: HAD A NICE EAT? PLEASE HAVE 2NDS OR 3RDS OR 4THS!!
Chapter 5: 'SPONGEBOB WOULD MAKE A TASTY SPONGE CAKE..YUM!!'
I was fidgeting in my seat. What the hell happened before school. I ate Yunho's jacket for peeps sake!! I was too nervous. I was biting on my pencil throughout the whole lesson. Mr. Heechul obviously hadn't forgotten about yesterday because when we walked in the classroom, he had the class throw rulers at us. Shindong, that damn Shindong had came late,ended up getting hit with a ruler upside his head (again), getting knocked out (again),and this time landed on me!! It took me 10minutes to get him off me. Mr. Heechul didn't bother to send him to the nurse, he left him there infront of the class,on the floor.
-"Changmin." Aish what is going on with me today??
-"Changmin!! You bit through your pencil!!!"
-"Huh??" I looked down to see my pencil broken in half. I was biting on my own teeth and didn't even notice.
-"What is up with you today?? Are you sure you're ok??" Yoochun whispered.
-"I can hear you Mr. Yoochun...do you call that a whisper?!" Mr. Heechul barked. He turned to us and narrowed his eyes. "You three, and the lump of Shindong on the floor, will not be going anywhere when the bell rings. You will staying here the whole day."
-"What?!" Junsu snapped his head up from his paper. "Don't you have things to do Mr.??"
-"Excuse me?? Why should that concern you?! I will not be staying here the whole day; ofcourse I have things to do!!People to meet!!"
-"Corners to stand on..." I mumbled.
-"So you are leaving us by ourselves??" Yoochun had amusement in his eyes.
-"Yes but don't get excited! I will be locking you in. You will not be able to leave until I let you guys out."
-"You're keeping us in solitude?? That's isolation!! It's not good for my health!! I'm-I'm claustrophobic!!" Junsu started to grab on his own neck, gasping for air. The class started to burst out in laughter, I mean ofcourse they did; it's their specialty. If I had a donut for everytime the school broke out in laughter....man I would own dunkin donuts by now.
-"If you think that is going to get you out of your punishment, then think again. Class is dismissed." He announced before turning to erase the board. Shindong had awakened and got up to leave. We didn't stop him. We wanted to be entertained, and he, Shindong, was about to deliver.
-"Catch you buttheads later." He whistled out of the classroom.
-"Shindong-" Mr. Heechul turned around to see Shindong walk out of class. "Shindong!! Get you oompa-loompa ass over here!!" Mr. Heechul shouted. Shindong started to run. You'd be surprised on how fast this boy can really run. You'd also be surprised on how fast this boy can fall. You'd be surprised on how fast he can knock the breath out of you.
-"Ah!!" Yesung managed to croak out from under Shindong. Shindong tripped on his own shoelace. What a dimwit.
-"Yesung!!" Mrs. Dana screamed. She came and hit Shindong on the head with a book. "How dare you squish my most favored student?!" She kept hitting him with a 'guide to higher education' book. Maybe if she hits him a thousand times, he'd become smarter. No...maybe a million.
-"Get back in the class!!" Mr. Heechul yelled at us while dragging Shindong with him. "I'm going to get the other three." He locked us in the room.
-"Anyone have something to eat??" I asked putting my head down on the table.
-"Aren't you full from eating that chunk off of Yunho's jacket??" Yoochun was searching his bag.
-"Shut up with that?!" I buried my head in my arms.
-"I don't get it...you eat more than Shindong and yet you are not fat like Shindong." Junsu stated.
-"Hey!!" Shindong pulled his attention from the board. "My mother says I'm nicely plumped."
-"Yea plumped alright....with some stuffed rolls here and there.." Yoochun said into his bag.
-"Shut up tinky winky!!" Shindong threw a piece of chalk at Yoochun's eye.
-"My eye!!" Yoochun wheezed in anger.
-"Is it hurting??" Junsu was blowing into Yoochun's eye. I gave them a weird look.
-"Who did this?!" We all turned to Mr. Heechul who was furiously staring at the board then at us. "Changmin..."
-"What?? I didn't do anything!!"
-"Then what is this??" I looked up to see a badly drawn picture of Mr. Heechul. There was a sign infront of him that read: 'One dollar is all it takes!! You can have anything off this menu of mine.' "Are you calling me cheap?!" He glared at me.
-"Shindong did it!" Junsu yelled, spitting in Yoochun's eye.
-"Ah!! It burns it burns!!" Yoochun cried out in pain.
-"I did not!! I was sitting quietly in my seat." Shindong smiled an annoying smile.
-"That's a load of bull!! And you hit me in my eye!!" Yoochun was rubbing on his eye.
-"Oh yea?? Who says??" Kangin pushed Mr. Heechul aside, making him land face flat onto the board.
-"Where the hell did you come from??" I arose from my seat.
-"What's it to you??" Leeteuk walked up next to Kangin.
-"Stay out of this!! You wasn't even here to know what happened!" Junsu screeched. His voice is too high for his own good.
-"Yah!!" Mr. Heechul looked like a bull. He was all red, nose flaring, smoke coming out of his ears. Chalk dust was on one side of his face. Ha!! Half ghost half sl-
-"Changmin!! Clean this!!" He pulled me to the board.
-"I'm not cleaning nothing i didn't do." I crossed my arms together. HE smacked me with, yup you guessed it. Do i even need to say it?? "Alright alright!!" I started erasing the stuff off the board.
-"Now look at me!! I'm going to be late for my date!!" Mr. Heechul was trying to get the chalk off his outfit.
-"Are you going out with Mr. Siwon again??" Leeteuk asked in a teasing voice.
-"W-what?! No!!" He slammed the door shut. Yunho was staring at me. I ignored it. I picked up the eraser and threw it at Shindong.
-"What did you do that for??" Shindong wiped the chalk dust off his forehead.
-"That's for framing me."
-"Ah...all better now??" Junsu asked Yoochun. Yoochun nodded before getting hit in the other eye with another piece of chalk.
-"Not again!! Why!!..." Yoochun brawled out on the floor.
-"And that's for hitting Shindong." Kangin said.
-"You didn't have to hit Yoochun!!" Junsu took two erasers and clapped them together in Kangin's face.
-"Stop that!!" Kangin was coughing. Leeteuk came and pushed Junsu.
-"Ah!!! My new pants!!" Junsu complains to much about everything...wait a minute so does Yoochun...I need to know how to pick my friends.
-"Who are you to push him?? Huh??" I was pushing Leeteuk.
-"Who are you to touch him??" Shindong pushed me.
Kangin was still coughing, tears escaping his eyes.
-"Yah!!" Junsu threw a devil dog at Shindong.
-"That's a waste of food !!!" I shouted in annoyance.
You are wondering how we ended up like this, right? I'll tell you how.
*F/B*
-"Hey you guys!!" I ran up to Kangin and Leeteuk. It was the first day of school for all of us. I was starting sixth grade, Kangin and Leeteuk were entering highschool.
-"Come on Leeteuk, lets go." Why are they walking away from me?
-"Changmin what's up?? Why are they leaving us??" Yoochun asked catching up with me.
-"I don't know but i'm going to find out." I ran after them.
-"Hey!! You guys wait up!! Why didn't you say hi back??" They kept walking.
-"You guys?? What's up with you two??" Junsu yelled.
-"Hey you three." Yunho waved.
-"Atleast you recognize us." I let out a sigh of relief.
-"Yunho what are you doing?? You can't talk to them!!" Shindong came and pulled Yunho away, atleast he tried to. I pulled Yunho towards me.
-"Why can't he talk to us?? What has gotten into you guys??" I asked. I was getting angry.
-"Listen, don't take this in anyway but we don't wish to associate with children who still play with pokemon cards." Leeteuk said walking back towards us. "We're going to be late for school."
-"You shouldn't be talking!!" Junsu pointed his finger in Leeteuk's face. "You sailor moon freak!!" Junsu pulled Yoochun with him, walking away from us.
-"And pokemon aren't for little kids!! I am not a child!!" Yoochun yelled angrily.
-"Don't insult sailor moon!!" Leeteuk was clenching his fists.
-"Come on already!!" Kangin shouted from afar. Shindong and Leeteuk began to walk ahead.
-"Yunho, you'll still be out friend right??" I looked to see Yunho looking at the ground.
-"Yunho come on!!" Shindong yelled.
-"Yunho..." Yunho didn't even look at me. He walked off. I jumped on him and bit him. We got into a fight. Kangin ran like no other and pounded on me. Junsu heard me cry out for help and grabbed a switch (tree branch) and slashed it across his face. Leeteuk picked up Junsu and put him in the garbage can.
-"Noo!! It's going to take me a week to get this smell off me!!"
Yoochun cam and started throwing his arms recklessly at Leeteuk. He looked like a little girl fighting. Shindong came and sat on him.
-"Get off!! Mommy!!" Yoochun yelled.
-"My baby!! Get off my baby!!" Yoochun's mother jumped out of the car and smacked Shindong with her grocery bag. And that was the beginning of the end of our friendship.
*ENd*
Shindong wiped the food off his face. He was advancing towards Junsu. Junsu stood there. How cute, Junsu thinks he's tough. Ha.
-"Enough already!!" Yunho yelled from his seat. He was sitting all this time.
-"But-" Leeteuk began.
-"But nothing!! Can you guys drop it??"
-"Fine whatever." Shindong took a seat next to Yunho.
-"No i'm not stopping!! Nooo!! Come on Changmin!! You want a piece of me?? Huh??" Kangin looked ridiculous right now. That's when I saw Jaejoong staring through the door at us. Yunho had saw also. That's when he shouted:
-"Leeteuk!! Get Kangin away from Changmin!!"
-"No!! I'm not done with him yet!!" Kangin argued. That's when I saw Jaejoong give me another nasty glare before snapping his fingers. Next thing I know I was chewing on Kangin's shoe.
-"What the..." Leeteuk's jaw dropped.
-"Not again..." Junsu shook his head.
-"I'm blind...i'm blind..." That was Yoochun. He still couldn't open his eyes.
-"Ahhh!!! My foot!!! What are you a dog?? Get off me!!!!" Kangin cried out, shaking his leg trying to get me off of him. I looked up to see that weird kid pointing at me before snapping his fingers again and walking off. Kangin kicked me in the face.
-"I told you to get away from him!!" Yunho yelled pulling Kangin back.
-"What the hell just happened??" Shindong's eyes were wide.
-"Stay away from him!! That's all you need to know!!" Yunho took another glare at me.
Leeteuk was frozen in his spot.
-"Y-you bit a hole in his shoe!!" Leeteuk pointed at Kangin's toe which was popping out of his shoe.
-"What is with me today...." Now I sounded like Yoochun. Not to mention i was laying next to Yoochun, crying out to the ceiling just like he was doing. I know. Sad.
++FOURTH PERIOD++
-"Lunch is next...i'm so hungry..." I sighed as I went up to wash the board.
-"Here i have milk." Junsu passed me a milk carton.
-"He said he's hungry, not thirsty." Yoochun retorted. His eyes were still red.
-"It's ok anything that'll fill up my stomach will do fine." I quickly grabbed the milk from him. "You didn't have chocolate??"
-"Beggars can't be choosers." Junsu went back to his seat.
-"Where does chocolate milk come from anywhere??" Shindong asked.
-"From brown cows duh." Kangin voiced out proudly.
-"No it doesn't!!" Yoochun looked at them with sympathetic eyes. I had to admit, i feel sorry for them too. They refuse to hang out with us because they think we are childish but they are the dumb ones.
-"Yes it actually does. I've seen a brown cow before." Leeteuk proclaimed.
-"Where at?? At the crazy bin where your mother is??? I think you need to join her." Ouch Junsu...kind of harsh don't you think?? HA like I care.
-"YOU know...." Leeteuk said, ignoring Junsu's comment. Wow that was big of him. "There is also such thing as a purple cow. They make grape juice." I spat my milk out at that comment. Now that was just plain stupid to say.
-"That's nonsense!!" I threw my carton at him. "How did you make it to twelveth??" I asked.
-"Don't believe me. You don't have to. Just know that i'm telling the truth."
-"Yea u believe you. I saw a purple cow before....it actually was jumping over the moon....with your mother... Oh gosh Leeteuk stick to sailor moon. Get over yourself." I laughed at Junsu's comment.
-"Like i said before, there's no such thing as a brown cow. Chocolate milk is artificial." Yoochun was trying to show off his intelligence.
-"So is white milk. But white cows exist and you don't see people denying that fact." Shindong points out.
-"But that's only because we can actually see them!!" I debate.
-"Chocolate cows don't exist. But you know what...bunnies lay chocolate eggs." Ok Junsu...what??
-"What?! You talk about brown cows not existing and you come out of nowhere talking about rabbits laying chocolate eggs?!" Yunho asked in shock.
-"They do!! How do you think we get chocolate eggs for easter??"
-"Uh...from the chocolate factory..." I say.
-"No actually chocolate eggs come from willy wonker." I want to smack Kangin for his stupidity.
-"No!! They come from rabbits!!"
-"No they don't!!" Leeteuk shouted.
-"What is wrong with you guys?? Do you believe anything?? I wouldn't be surprised if you believed in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!!" I shouted as i continued to wash the board. I was bored. Haha a little joke there. Ok don't mind me.
-"There is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!!" Yoochun shouted in anger. Oh no Yoochun. Not you too.
-"Yea and the leprechaun is my cousin, my long lost cousin." Yunho retorts.
-"Oh really? I can see the resemblance." I snort.
-"I'll ignore that!!" Yunho banged on the desk as if that would scare me.
-"One question though. Where does bear come from?" Kangin is on a stupid streak. He gets straight 'A's' when it comes to stupidity. That's the only thing he's good at. They should have a scholarship for that. NO wait, they don't because they don't want stupid people in college duh!!
-"From bears." That was Shindong's answer. I'm actually glad at this point that they are no longer my friends. I might catch their stupidness. Stupidity is contagious you know and i think i might be leaving out this room with an IQ of 40 for being with them too long.
-"They do??" Junsu is so gullible.
-"Yup. Why do you think they kill humans for?? Because we get drunk off their beer. That's why they turn to honey." Shindong was an expert on this subject. A subject that doesn't even make sense to begin with.
-"Oh you guys!! I have a joke!!" Junsu interupted the conversation.
-"What??" Leeteuk rolled his eyes.
-"Why did the Jaguar attack the Cheetah??"
-"Because he has more spots." I was being sarcastic. I'm not dumb like them.
-"No..." Junsu gave me an annoyed look. "Because the Cheetah cheated!! Haha get it??"
-"Everyone please give a good round of applause for our Junsu. He tried his best tonight but his best wasn't enough. He still sucked. You will not make it in life with corny jokes like that." Kangin smirked at Junsu after he said that. He knew Junsu didn't like anyone insulting his jokes.
Junsu got up from his seat and was about to raise his hand at Kangin. But then...
-"Changmin!!!"
-"What?!"
-"You're eating the sponge!!" Yoochun pointed to my mouth. I spat the pieces out of my mouth. No wonder i had a weird and soapy taste in my mouth.
-"Noo!! That was spongebob's family!!" Kangin was a spongebob fiend.
-"You want to know something Kangin??" I asked him. He looked up at me. He was picking up the pieces of the sponge. I continued since he didn't say anything in response. "I'm sure spongebob would make a tasty spongcake!!" I rubbed my stomach. "Yum!!" Kangin twitched in disgust. We ended up on the floor fighting. Again
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