HYUNG!! I'M HUNGRY!! (FOOD VOODOO) HELP!!
Title: 'Hyung!! I'm hungry!! (food voodoo) Help!!
Author:
star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (forewords & chapt1 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: pg
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy.
It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open...
The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food?
Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
CHAPTER 1: 'WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE?'
-"What are you standing there for?? We'll be late for school!" Junsu walked up to where I was standing.
-"Yea why are you staring at that house for? It's creepy looking." Yoochun shivered.
-"I don't know. It just looks interesting that's all." I began to walk. Everyday we passed this house. There was no other way. We had to go to school this way. And on our way we would pass this house. This creepy old beat down house. It would always catch my eye...oh!! I'm sorry!! I'm Changmin! Shim Changmin!! I'm a freshman. Yoochun and Junsu are my friends. They're juniors being that they both are older than me. Why would they hang out with a freshman? Because our friendship goes back to when we were in diapers...ok maybe when I was in diapers and they were learning to walk.
*Flashback*(about 11 years ago..)
-"Hi want to play wif me?" A squeaky voiced boy asked four four year old Changmin. Changmin smiled brightly showing his missing teeth.
-"Come on then!!" Another boy ran up to the two. He had a lunch box in his hand. "I wan to huwwie up and play!!" He shouts before he runs away dropping his lunch box. The squeaky voiced boy runs after him. Changmin was about to follow but he stayed behind and walked up to the lunchbox. He picked it up and sniffed it. "Mmm...it smells like bologna!! Wif peenut budda and jelly!! My favurit!!"
***(a/n: lol just so you know...since they are little..they couldn't speak properly so disregard the mis-spelling. It just indicates the way they talked. ^_^)
Changmin shook the lunchbox. "Oh....candy!! For dassart!! And juuce!!" He quickly opened the lunchbox and gulped down all the food. In 5minutes tops. The other two boys returned to see Changmin in a mess of food. The owner of the lunchbox grew tears in his eyes.
-"My food!! I was hungwie!!" The boy flew on Changmin.
-"Chunnie!! No!!" The squeaky voiced boy screamed with tears.
Then all you can see was one of the boys running away from the other two yelling for his mommy:
-"Mommie!! That boy bitted me!!"
*End of Flashback*
-"Yup...that was good times.." I stated.
-"For you!! You ate my lunch!!" Yoochun flared.
-"I was hungry!!"
-"I was too!! It was MY lunch!! You could've asked!"
-"You was off playing with Junsu! And I didn't know you wanted your lunch!! You left it there on the ground!"
-"Well you didn't have to bite me.." Yoochun rubbed his arm. I had bit him when he pounced on me.
-"And you didn't have to jump on me." I stuck my tongue out.
-"That was funny though...now that you think of it...I mean you let a boy with 4 teeth bit the crap out of you." Junsu told Yoochun.
-"I had 5 teeth!! 5!!" I held up five fingers to elaborate.
-"I'm glad you know how to count...and I'm glad you finally have all your teeth.." Yoochun laughed.
-"Haha funny." I roll my eyes. That's when I bumped into someone.
-"Watch where you're going twerp!" Great out of all people I had to bump into this guy.
-"Whatever." We attempted to walk past him but to no prevail.
-"Where do you think you're going?" He grabbed me by the collar.
-"Anywhere where you're not Kangin!! Let him go!" Yoochun pushed him.
-"Why do you hang out with freshmen?" He sneered at me. I guess he didn't notice Junsu tying his laces together.
-"Don't worry about who we hang out with!" Yoochun spat. Kangin's friends then surrounded us three.
-"You dare talk to me that way??" Kangin proceeded towards Yoochun but fell flat on his face.
We broke out in laughter. Yoochun pushed aside Kangin's friends and deliberately stepped on Kangin's back.
-"Who did this?!" He was yelling at the floor.
-"Are you talking to us? If so then you should face us. People would think something is wrong if they see you talking to the floor." I laughed till tears flowed down my eyes. Junsu sounded like a suffocated dolphin. Creepy I tell you.
-"I'm not done with you-you!!" Kangin got up but Yoochun stood behind him and yanked his pants down. I fell on the floor. I couldn't breath. The whole school stopped to watch this hilarious performance we were or should I say Kangin was giving them.
-"Since when do you wear powerpuff girls briefs? Or are those your sister's panties?" Junsu asked between breaths.
-"Not so tough now are we?" Yoochun asked arms folded.
-"You're dead." Kangin grabbed onto Junsu. Junsu yelpped.
-"Kangin pick up your pants!!" Leeteuk yelled. Shindong was busy laughing.
-"Do you think this is funny?! Huh fatso?!" Kangin yelled at Shindong.
-"I'm not the one wearing powerpuff girl briefs!!" Shindong Shouted. Kangin still hadn't let go of Junsu.
-"Come on you're making a bigger fool of yourself. Leave them alone." That was Yunho. He used to hang out with us. But now he was with them. What a traitor.
-"I'll get you three for this!!" He yelled as he was being pulled away by Leeteuk and Shindong. Yunho stayed behind. The school was clapping as if they had just finished watching a good show. Wow that was sad...
-"Great prank you guys." Yunho said.
-"I'm sorry...did you hear something?" I asked.
-"Him....it sounds like a traitor talking to us!" Junsu shouted.
-"Whatever you guys." Yunho laughed before he walks off to class. "Later!"
-"Whatever Beneduct Garfield!!" Junsu yelled after him.
-"It's Benedict Arnold! Know your history!!" Yunho shouted back.
-"Ugh!!" Junsu stomped on the floor. Wow was that babyish.
-"You guys we're late for class!!" Yoochun started running. We ran too. No one and I mean no one would want to be late for class. Especially for Mr.Heechul's class. If you was late for his class, he would place a dunce hat on your head, cover your eyes with a blindfold, tell you to spin around in a circle while he would beat you with the ruler and have the other students throw spit wards at you. That was the worst punishment ever. Trust me I've witnessed it before..
*Flashback*
-"Ok class..lets begin." Mr. Heechul spoke.
-"Sorry!! Sorry i'm late!!" Yesung ran into the classroom right when the teacher was about to begin the lesson. Was that a mistake.
-"Ow!! Ow!!! I'm sorry!! Ow!!" Yesung was dancing around in a circle while Mr. Heechul beat him with the ruler. Half of the class laughing, the other half spitting paper balls at him. Shindong, spit a ball so big, so hard that it landed right smack down in the middle of Yesung's forehead. It landed so hard the it forced itself into his forehead actually. Yesung screamed in pain. He tried to pull the spit ball out but it was stuck there. He began to cry out in horror. Mr. Heechul just sent Yesung to the nurses office. We stared in fright. He felt bad for Yesung. Shindong ofcourse got sent to the principle's office for abuse (Isn't that funny? He was only actually following the teacher's orders).
-"Let that be a lesson, no a warning to you all!! NO one is to be late for my class!!"
Poor Yesung. From that day on they called him spitwad head. He never did manage to remove that gigantic ball from his head.
-"Don't look at him!! His spitball will attack!!" Students would yell in the hall when he would walk past them. Poor guy.
*End of Flashback*
-"Shit!!" I cursed out loud as i entered the classroom 1second after the bell had rung. Junsu and Yoochun had beat me to class. I still couldn't figure out how being I was the fastest runner.
-"Mr. Shim!! You know the consequences for coming late to my class!!"
-"But, it was just 1second after the bell!!" I tried to plead with the man. But, there was just no getting through that man's thick head.
-"No buts!" He crammed the hat onto my head. I already knew what was coming. Before I started spinning, I took a glance at Yesung. He looked at me with sorry eyes. Was he feeling sorry for me? I should feel sorry for him! He still had that big ugly thing on his forehead!
-"Spin!!" Mr. Heechul yelled. I did what I was told. He started hitting me with the ruler.
-"Ready...aim....fire!!" Shindong yelled as the rest of the students spit paper balls at me. The beating didn't hurt after a while being that my butt became numb. But, that damn Shindong...Damn that Shindong...He spit another big ball..it landed right on my right cheek. No not that cheek. Not the cheek on you face. Yes the other type of cheek. My butt cheek. I swear he puts something into those paper balls because it went through my pants and stuck onto my skin.
-"Ahh!!!" I screamed. The pain was unbearable. It hurt as hell. Now I know why Yesung felt sorry for me.
++AT LUNCH++
-"Hey there asswad!!" Kangin shouted. The whole lunchroom filled up with laughter. I ignored it. Or atleast I tried to.
-"Changmin!! Over here!!" Junsu and Yoochun called me over to where they were sitting. I only had first, lunch and last periods together with them. I placed my tray on the table. I tried to take a seat but the minute my right cheek touched the hard surface I screamed in agony. The laughs just grew louder.
-"Great!! Now I can't sit!! All thanks to Mr. Heechul!!"
-"Uh...Changmin??" I turned around to see Jessica, Yunho's sister.
-"Y-yes?" Why was I stuttering. Oh wait it's because I had a crush on this girl since I was a fetus in my mother's womb.
-"Are you okay? I heard...about your...situation.."
-"Yeayeayea he's fine Yunho's sister! Whatever your name is!" Junsu interrupted out of nowhere.
-"Junsu its Yunho you should be mad at. Not me. I have nothing to do with my brother. he chose not to hang out with you anymore. And I chose the opposite."
-"Don't worry Jess..He's not mad at you...right Junsu!?" Yoochun turned to Junsu.
-"R-right..." Junsu forced a smile.
-"Well I'll catch you guys later..see you Changmin!" I just stared at her back as she walked back to her table.
-"Aren't you going to sit?" Yoochun asked with a smile.
-"Yea..your food is getting cold!" Junsu said.
-"Oh yea.." Me forgetting about my butt, tried to sit down again only for the whole lunchroom to hear my screams again.
-"Ah!! Ugh!! I'll eat standing up!!" I grabbed my tray and walk out of the lunchroom. But, then I walk back into the lunchroom to take Yoochun's and Junsu's tray as well.
-"We weren't finished!!" Junsu banged his fork into the table.
-"My lunch!!" Yoochun let out a cry.
-"Just like the old days isn't it?? Thanks you guys!!" I laughed as I walked out of the lunchroom again. Revenge is sweet...
++LAST PERIOD++
-"See you guys tomorrow. Don't forget your homework." Ms. Dana said before we all left out her class. Can you believe I had to stand up in every single one of my classes? I have my thanks to give to Mr. Heechul.
-"You ready?" Junsu asked as he slings his bag over his shoulder.
-"Yea lets go." We were about to leave the classroom when Yesung appeared before us.
-"Yes?" Yoochun asked.
-"I know how you can get that off your butt." He pointed to my butt.
-"How?" Junsu asked in disbelief.
-"Yea how? You didn't even get yours off." I responded. Yesung yanked the ball off his head as if it was nothing.
-"..." We didn't say a word.
-"I just keep it on for the girls to feel sorry for me. It was working for quite a while too!! I even got the name spitwad head!! But until you came to class late today..all attention was drawn onto you. All the girls were talking about you, the guys gave you the name asswad. You became the new talk of the school. But i'm here to help you get that thing off." Yesung smiled a cheesy smile. Me? The talk of the school?
-"Well then how do you take it off??" Junsu shook Yesung.
-"It's easy. Soap and water."
-"What?! That's it?!" Yoochun shouted. "Well then go get the soap and water!!"
-"No!! I want to keep it!!" I held on to my butt. "Ow!"
-"Do you want to stand up for the rest of your life?" Junsu asked. I guess he had a point..No what am i saying??
-"No!! I want to keep it!!" I repeated. Yoochun held my down on the desk.
-"Go get the soap and water!!" He yelled. Yesung ran out of the classroom and 5minutes later he had a spray bottle in his hand.
-"NO!! Step away!!" I tried kicking but Junsu held onto my legs.
-"I want to be the talk of the town again. Sorry." Yesung said as he draws near, close to my butt.
-"You mean school don't you?" Yoochun was confused.
-"Nope town. The whole town knows me as spitward head. I get free stuff and everything!" Junsu got up with his mouth wide.
-"Junsu keep holding his legs!!" Yoochun yelled. Yesung sprayed the paper ball. He then pulled it off. It hurt like heck.
-"AAHHH!!!" I couldn't keep it in.
-"There all done." Yesung clapped his hands as if he had accomplished something special, but instead he ruined my chance of receiving free stuff. Think of all the free food i could've gotten?
-"That's going to leave a mark..."Yoochun said examining my butt. He was right. I looked in the mirror. There was a red dent on my right cheek!
-"Just put a pack of ice on it! See you guys!!" He walked out of the classroom after sticking the spit ball back on his head.
-"Thanks for nothing.." I mumble. I walk to my lockers. I tried opening it. I had to get my book out before we can leave. I didn't know someone was standing next to me when I opened the locker forcefully into the person's face. Damn that had to hurt.
-"Sorry!! Sor-" I was cut off when I saw the figure on the floor. Oh no I had knocked out the creepy kid. Kim Jaejoong. Everyone fears him and yet no one knew anything about him. And now I had hit him with my locker door.
-"Are you okay??" He got up and stared at me. Without even blinking once. He then tilted his head to the side. He let out the most skin crawling smile ever. It gave me the chills.
-"Come on already! Yoochun is having a sissy fit-Oh!!" Junsu paused to see me and Jaejoong. He seemed to have panicked. He pulled me away before i could shut my locker closed. I turned around to see Jaejoong close it for me. He then gave me an eerie grin and waved slowly at me.
Creepy I tell you. Creepy.
(Chapter2): HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME??
Author:
star_drop8
Length: Chaptered (forewords & chapt1 of ??)
Character(s): Changmin, Jaejoong, Dbsk & Suju....appearances from members of snsd and csjh...etc
Pairing(s): Potential/ hints of Jaeho (not official...as of yet...)
Rating: pg
Genre: Crack?? Humor?? Comedy or just plain stupidness??- Unknown.
Forewords: Changmin became a victim of voodoo. It's as simple as that. But, what's different is he is a victim of food voodoo. Yes food voodoo. Not a bad thing you say? Well maybe because Changmin love food, this so called "voodoo" shouldn't affect him in any way. Is that what you're thinking? WRONG. Changmin learns that he will regret ever being greedy.
It all started when Changmin one day came across this strangely old house. And with that, the phrase: "Curiosity killed the cat" comes into play. He will learn that in his case, curiosity killed the stomach. Changmin decides to go inside the house since the door was open...
The first thing he notices is a table full of food inside the kitchen. So ofcourse he couldn't resist. He begins to eat the food not noticing that there was someone watching Changmin eat all his food and with that, he was growing with anger. I mean who wouldn't be mad if some stranger came into your house and began eating your food?
Right at that moment Changmin would not have known that he had made a mistake of walking into the house of Jaejoong, master of dark magic......
or should I just say voodoo
*A/N: Most is in Changmin's point of view unless otherwise indicated.
CHAPTER 1: 'WHAT LIES WITHIN THAT CREEPY, OLD, BEAT DOWN HOUSE?'
-"What are you standing there for?? We'll be late for school!" Junsu walked up to where I was standing.
-"Yea why are you staring at that house for? It's creepy looking." Yoochun shivered.
-"I don't know. It just looks interesting that's all." I began to walk. Everyday we passed this house. There was no other way. We had to go to school this way. And on our way we would pass this house. This creepy old beat down house. It would always catch my eye...oh!! I'm sorry!! I'm Changmin! Shim Changmin!! I'm a freshman. Yoochun and Junsu are my friends. They're juniors being that they both are older than me. Why would they hang out with a freshman? Because our friendship goes back to when we were in diapers...ok maybe when I was in diapers and they were learning to walk.
*Flashback*(about 11 years ago..)
-"Hi want to play wif me?" A squeaky voiced boy asked four four year old Changmin. Changmin smiled brightly showing his missing teeth.
-"Come on then!!" Another boy ran up to the two. He had a lunch box in his hand. "I wan to huwwie up and play!!" He shouts before he runs away dropping his lunch box. The squeaky voiced boy runs after him. Changmin was about to follow but he stayed behind and walked up to the lunchbox. He picked it up and sniffed it. "Mmm...it smells like bologna!! Wif peenut budda and jelly!! My favurit!!"
***(a/n: lol just so you know...since they are little..they couldn't speak properly so disregard the mis-spelling. It just indicates the way they talked. ^_^)
Changmin shook the lunchbox. "Oh....candy!! For dassart!! And juuce!!" He quickly opened the lunchbox and gulped down all the food. In 5minutes tops. The other two boys returned to see Changmin in a mess of food. The owner of the lunchbox grew tears in his eyes.
-"My food!! I was hungwie!!" The boy flew on Changmin.
-"Chunnie!! No!!" The squeaky voiced boy screamed with tears.
Then all you can see was one of the boys running away from the other two yelling for his mommy:
-"Mommie!! That boy bitted me!!"
*End of Flashback*
-"Yup...that was good times.." I stated.
-"For you!! You ate my lunch!!" Yoochun flared.
-"I was hungry!!"
-"I was too!! It was MY lunch!! You could've asked!"
-"You was off playing with Junsu! And I didn't know you wanted your lunch!! You left it there on the ground!"
-"Well you didn't have to bite me.." Yoochun rubbed his arm. I had bit him when he pounced on me.
-"And you didn't have to jump on me." I stuck my tongue out.
-"That was funny though...now that you think of it...I mean you let a boy with 4 teeth bit the crap out of you." Junsu told Yoochun.
-"I had 5 teeth!! 5!!" I held up five fingers to elaborate.
-"I'm glad you know how to count...and I'm glad you finally have all your teeth.." Yoochun laughed.
-"Haha funny." I roll my eyes. That's when I bumped into someone.
-"Watch where you're going twerp!" Great out of all people I had to bump into this guy.
-"Whatever." We attempted to walk past him but to no prevail.
-"Where do you think you're going?" He grabbed me by the collar.
-"Anywhere where you're not Kangin!! Let him go!" Yoochun pushed him.
-"Why do you hang out with freshmen?" He sneered at me. I guess he didn't notice Junsu tying his laces together.
-"Don't worry about who we hang out with!" Yoochun spat. Kangin's friends then surrounded us three.
-"You dare talk to me that way??" Kangin proceeded towards Yoochun but fell flat on his face.
We broke out in laughter. Yoochun pushed aside Kangin's friends and deliberately stepped on Kangin's back.
-"Who did this?!" He was yelling at the floor.
-"Are you talking to us? If so then you should face us. People would think something is wrong if they see you talking to the floor." I laughed till tears flowed down my eyes. Junsu sounded like a suffocated dolphin. Creepy I tell you.
-"I'm not done with you-you!!" Kangin got up but Yoochun stood behind him and yanked his pants down. I fell on the floor. I couldn't breath. The whole school stopped to watch this hilarious performance we were or should I say Kangin was giving them.
-"Since when do you wear powerpuff girls briefs? Or are those your sister's panties?" Junsu asked between breaths.
-"Not so tough now are we?" Yoochun asked arms folded.
-"You're dead." Kangin grabbed onto Junsu. Junsu yelpped.
-"Kangin pick up your pants!!" Leeteuk yelled. Shindong was busy laughing.
-"Do you think this is funny?! Huh fatso?!" Kangin yelled at Shindong.
-"I'm not the one wearing powerpuff girl briefs!!" Shindong Shouted. Kangin still hadn't let go of Junsu.
-"Come on you're making a bigger fool of yourself. Leave them alone." That was Yunho. He used to hang out with us. But now he was with them. What a traitor.
-"I'll get you three for this!!" He yelled as he was being pulled away by Leeteuk and Shindong. Yunho stayed behind. The school was clapping as if they had just finished watching a good show. Wow that was sad...
-"Great prank you guys." Yunho said.
-"I'm sorry...did you hear something?" I asked.
-"Him....it sounds like a traitor talking to us!" Junsu shouted.
-"Whatever you guys." Yunho laughed before he walks off to class. "Later!"
-"Whatever Beneduct Garfield!!" Junsu yelled after him.
-"It's Benedict Arnold! Know your history!!" Yunho shouted back.
-"Ugh!!" Junsu stomped on the floor. Wow was that babyish.
-"You guys we're late for class!!" Yoochun started running. We ran too. No one and I mean no one would want to be late for class. Especially for Mr.Heechul's class. If you was late for his class, he would place a dunce hat on your head, cover your eyes with a blindfold, tell you to spin around in a circle while he would beat you with the ruler and have the other students throw spit wards at you. That was the worst punishment ever. Trust me I've witnessed it before..
*Flashback*
-"Ok class..lets begin." Mr. Heechul spoke.
-"Sorry!! Sorry i'm late!!" Yesung ran into the classroom right when the teacher was about to begin the lesson. Was that a mistake.
-"Ow!! Ow!!! I'm sorry!! Ow!!" Yesung was dancing around in a circle while Mr. Heechul beat him with the ruler. Half of the class laughing, the other half spitting paper balls at him. Shindong, spit a ball so big, so hard that it landed right smack down in the middle of Yesung's forehead. It landed so hard the it forced itself into his forehead actually. Yesung screamed in pain. He tried to pull the spit ball out but it was stuck there. He began to cry out in horror. Mr. Heechul just sent Yesung to the nurses office. We stared in fright. He felt bad for Yesung. Shindong ofcourse got sent to the principle's office for abuse (Isn't that funny? He was only actually following the teacher's orders).
-"Let that be a lesson, no a warning to you all!! NO one is to be late for my class!!"
Poor Yesung. From that day on they called him spitwad head. He never did manage to remove that gigantic ball from his head.
-"Don't look at him!! His spitball will attack!!" Students would yell in the hall when he would walk past them. Poor guy.
*End of Flashback*
-"Shit!!" I cursed out loud as i entered the classroom 1second after the bell had rung. Junsu and Yoochun had beat me to class. I still couldn't figure out how being I was the fastest runner.
-"Mr. Shim!! You know the consequences for coming late to my class!!"
-"But, it was just 1second after the bell!!" I tried to plead with the man. But, there was just no getting through that man's thick head.
-"No buts!" He crammed the hat onto my head. I already knew what was coming. Before I started spinning, I took a glance at Yesung. He looked at me with sorry eyes. Was he feeling sorry for me? I should feel sorry for him! He still had that big ugly thing on his forehead!
-"Spin!!" Mr. Heechul yelled. I did what I was told. He started hitting me with the ruler.
-"Ready...aim....fire!!" Shindong yelled as the rest of the students spit paper balls at me. The beating didn't hurt after a while being that my butt became numb. But, that damn Shindong...Damn that Shindong...He spit another big ball..it landed right on my right cheek. No not that cheek. Not the cheek on you face. Yes the other type of cheek. My butt cheek. I swear he puts something into those paper balls because it went through my pants and stuck onto my skin.
-"Ahh!!!" I screamed. The pain was unbearable. It hurt as hell. Now I know why Yesung felt sorry for me.
++AT LUNCH++
-"Hey there asswad!!" Kangin shouted. The whole lunchroom filled up with laughter. I ignored it. Or atleast I tried to.
-"Changmin!! Over here!!" Junsu and Yoochun called me over to where they were sitting. I only had first, lunch and last periods together with them. I placed my tray on the table. I tried to take a seat but the minute my right cheek touched the hard surface I screamed in agony. The laughs just grew louder.
-"Great!! Now I can't sit!! All thanks to Mr. Heechul!!"
-"Uh...Changmin??" I turned around to see Jessica, Yunho's sister.
-"Y-yes?" Why was I stuttering. Oh wait it's because I had a crush on this girl since I was a fetus in my mother's womb.
-"Are you okay? I heard...about your...situation.."
-"Yeayeayea he's fine Yunho's sister! Whatever your name is!" Junsu interrupted out of nowhere.
-"Junsu its Yunho you should be mad at. Not me. I have nothing to do with my brother. he chose not to hang out with you anymore. And I chose the opposite."
-"Don't worry Jess..He's not mad at you...right Junsu!?" Yoochun turned to Junsu.
-"R-right..." Junsu forced a smile.
-"Well I'll catch you guys later..see you Changmin!" I just stared at her back as she walked back to her table.
-"Aren't you going to sit?" Yoochun asked with a smile.
-"Yea..your food is getting cold!" Junsu said.
-"Oh yea.." Me forgetting about my butt, tried to sit down again only for the whole lunchroom to hear my screams again.
-"Ah!! Ugh!! I'll eat standing up!!" I grabbed my tray and walk out of the lunchroom. But, then I walk back into the lunchroom to take Yoochun's and Junsu's tray as well.
-"We weren't finished!!" Junsu banged his fork into the table.
-"My lunch!!" Yoochun let out a cry.
-"Just like the old days isn't it?? Thanks you guys!!" I laughed as I walked out of the lunchroom again. Revenge is sweet...
++LAST PERIOD++
-"See you guys tomorrow. Don't forget your homework." Ms. Dana said before we all left out her class. Can you believe I had to stand up in every single one of my classes? I have my thanks to give to Mr. Heechul.
-"You ready?" Junsu asked as he slings his bag over his shoulder.
-"Yea lets go." We were about to leave the classroom when Yesung appeared before us.
-"Yes?" Yoochun asked.
-"I know how you can get that off your butt." He pointed to my butt.
-"How?" Junsu asked in disbelief.
-"Yea how? You didn't even get yours off." I responded. Yesung yanked the ball off his head as if it was nothing.
-"..." We didn't say a word.
-"I just keep it on for the girls to feel sorry for me. It was working for quite a while too!! I even got the name spitwad head!! But until you came to class late today..all attention was drawn onto you. All the girls were talking about you, the guys gave you the name asswad. You became the new talk of the school. But i'm here to help you get that thing off." Yesung smiled a cheesy smile. Me? The talk of the school?
-"Well then how do you take it off??" Junsu shook Yesung.
-"It's easy. Soap and water."
-"What?! That's it?!" Yoochun shouted. "Well then go get the soap and water!!"
-"No!! I want to keep it!!" I held on to my butt. "Ow!"
-"Do you want to stand up for the rest of your life?" Junsu asked. I guess he had a point..No what am i saying??
-"No!! I want to keep it!!" I repeated. Yoochun held my down on the desk.
-"Go get the soap and water!!" He yelled. Yesung ran out of the classroom and 5minutes later he had a spray bottle in his hand.
-"NO!! Step away!!" I tried kicking but Junsu held onto my legs.
-"I want to be the talk of the town again. Sorry." Yesung said as he draws near, close to my butt.
-"You mean school don't you?" Yoochun was confused.
-"Nope town. The whole town knows me as spitward head. I get free stuff and everything!" Junsu got up with his mouth wide.
-"Junsu keep holding his legs!!" Yoochun yelled. Yesung sprayed the paper ball. He then pulled it off. It hurt like heck.
-"AAHHH!!!" I couldn't keep it in.
-"There all done." Yesung clapped his hands as if he had accomplished something special, but instead he ruined my chance of receiving free stuff. Think of all the free food i could've gotten?
-"That's going to leave a mark..."Yoochun said examining my butt. He was right. I looked in the mirror. There was a red dent on my right cheek!
-"Just put a pack of ice on it! See you guys!!" He walked out of the classroom after sticking the spit ball back on his head.
-"Thanks for nothing.." I mumble. I walk to my lockers. I tried opening it. I had to get my book out before we can leave. I didn't know someone was standing next to me when I opened the locker forcefully into the person's face. Damn that had to hurt.
-"Sorry!! Sor-" I was cut off when I saw the figure on the floor. Oh no I had knocked out the creepy kid. Kim Jaejoong. Everyone fears him and yet no one knew anything about him. And now I had hit him with my locker door.
-"Are you okay??" He got up and stared at me. Without even blinking once. He then tilted his head to the side. He let out the most skin crawling smile ever. It gave me the chills.
-"Come on already! Yoochun is having a sissy fit-Oh!!" Junsu paused to see me and Jaejoong. He seemed to have panicked. He pulled me away before i could shut my locker closed. I turned around to see Jaejoong close it for me. He then gave me an eerie grin and waved slowly at me.
Creepy I tell you. Creepy.
(Chapter2): HELLO??? ANY FOOD HOME??