IQ u not! Interview
Title: IQ u not! Interview
Author: shycapri8
Length: indefinite chapters
Pairing(s): hints of any. Just put your hand in a hat and draw. Which ever pair you choose; it's most likely in the story. Haha hint of ot5 as well. Get your bifocals ready.
Genre: crack
Rating: Pg-13 to R depending on the content being discussed in the made up interview of my imagination-yeah! but, overall R just in case.
Summary: dbsk has finally agreed to partake in a very much anticipated interview from 'IQ u not!' magazine. Just what questions will be asked? Just what answers will be given? Will our reporter be able to scoop some dirt in the process? Or are we in for some weird and shocking-maybe not so shocking, but definitely questionable revealings? Stay tuned for this special issue of IQ u not!
Disclaimer: not even the imaginary dbsk is mine. Just the idea and interview unless a really big huge company claims that as well >.>
A/n: lol my muse threw this idea at me after abandoning me for who knows how long and so here I am writing this. This will be something I update whenever, so updates won't be common with this; at least I don't think so yet... Lol
Color code for each member and interviewer:
Maroon= Jaejoong
Purple= Yunho
Navy= Yoochun
Teal= Changmin
Orange= Junsu
Olive= Interviewer/question
1:Introduction
I am very pleased to be meeting with you all and I really appreciate you taking the time out of your day to come and do this interview for us. Now, I'm sure our readers of 'IQ u not' would like to see your greetings. How would you greet our readers?
Yunho:
I would like to say hi to all our fans and readers of this magazine. Thank you for your support, I love you all and I hope you enjoy reading this interview. We do it for the fans.
Yoochun:
Please take care of us.
Jaejoong:
Don't waste your time. Please, make it out while you still can. Spend your money and time on something worth your money and time.
Junsu:
It's my turn to answer now? Oh oh, okayz, um...I don't know what to say... I'm a bit nervous-maybe if I try being someone else...I got it! Can you skip me and come back?
Changmin:
How do you greet someone you've never and probably won't ever meet?
I'm sorry, but that isn't acceptable Changmin. Please try again while we get back to Junsu.
Junsu:
Oh, you're coming back to me now? Aw.. I had it, but lost it. Don't be mad, please. Uh let's see...um my name is...not Junsu...shh...
Changmin:
Alright, first, please call me Changmin-sshi since I don't know you personally. Second, to those fans who I've met, but still don't know each and everyone one of you individually: You can call me Shim. Shim Changmin. But, I guess you all already know that...and almost every other important aspect of my own being...that I haven't discovered about myself yet...now that I think about it... Why am I in this business if it entails crazy stalker chicks that call me a perve or squeal in disbelief or take advantage if I approach one in attempt to ask one out? Which is another thing; why do I bother, since majority of the girls are or will be fans? So in that case, thank you for making me who I am today. Single and annoyed.
Jaejoong:
I agree. Why am I still doing this? Fans are depressing if you ask me.
2:Fans
Since we're on the subject of fans, what's the most memorable thing you can remember, dealing with fans?
Junsu:
Ooh ooh! Me! I know! One time, a fan was nice enough to let me chase her because the strip going down her back was white, so I wondered why it didn't get dirty because the rest of her was black. So she ran and I followed.
Changmin:
Yeah, until the fan finally stopped, and sprayed Junsu with that horrid odor he couldn't get off for a week. We had to isolate him back at the apartment while the rest of us rented a hotel room, looking up remedies to rid a person of skunk smell.
Yunho:
And for those wondering, it's actually tomato sauce that cures a case of skunk stench. If it were me though, I would've used the tomato sauce to make a big pizza pie for all of my fans. That reminds me of the time this nice girl gave me a home baked pie of pizza. She told me her parents owned a pizza shop.
Junsu:
I remember that. Because that girl was me.
Changmin:
I recall meeting this fan with a huge butt. I asked her out, wanting to know her better. But, then she slapped me, with a slice of pizza and yelled 'I am not a quicker-giver-upper!'. Then the girl ran away crying, claiming that I had slapped the slice out of her hand. The next day, a group of fan-girls heard about this and created the Pizza Violence Prevention Organization, with a picture of me strangling a pizza crust. For the record, that was photo-shopped. I would never harm food. And now that I think about it, that girl was you, right Junsu?
Junsu:
No... That was my um... Twin me...yeah...
Yunho:
Junho cross dresses? If I had to, I would cross dress for the one I love: my fans.
Junsu:
No, it was my other twin. Junsu-not.
Changmin:
I live with an idiot and an idiot smitten by the fans that are smitten by him. This is my life.
Jaejoong? Yoochun?
Jaejoong:
I don't take things from fans because the gesture of their kindness; it burns.
Yoochun:
The pile of stuffed mickeys.
Changmin:
Yeah, regarding that pile of mice; Junsu, stop leaving pieces of cheese by the doorway of you and Yoochun's room. They're already stuffed from all of that cotton!
Click here to know their Hobbies and Pet-peeves_
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A/n2: I'm still looking for someone to look over my work lol I know my punctuation and grammar and all of that stuff needs some work so someone please help me??
Author: shycapri8
Length: indefinite chapters
Pairing(s): hints of any. Just put your hand in a hat and draw. Which ever pair you choose; it's most likely in the story. Haha hint of ot5 as well. Get your bifocals ready.
Genre: crack
Rating: Pg-13 to R depending on the content being discussed in the made up interview of my imagination-yeah! but, overall R just in case.
Summary: dbsk has finally agreed to partake in a very much anticipated interview from 'IQ u not!' magazine. Just what questions will be asked? Just what answers will be given? Will our reporter be able to scoop some dirt in the process? Or are we in for some weird and shocking-maybe not so shocking, but definitely questionable revealings? Stay tuned for this special issue of IQ u not!
Disclaimer: not even the imaginary dbsk is mine. Just the idea and interview unless a really big huge company claims that as well >.>
A/n: lol my muse threw this idea at me after abandoning me for who knows how long and so here I am writing this. This will be something I update whenever, so updates won't be common with this; at least I don't think so yet... Lol
Color code for each member and interviewer:
Maroon= Jaejoong
Purple= Yunho
Navy= Yoochun
Teal= Changmin
Orange= Junsu
Olive= Interviewer/question
1:Introduction
I am very pleased to be meeting with you all and I really appreciate you taking the time out of your day to come and do this interview for us. Now, I'm sure our readers of 'IQ u not' would like to see your greetings. How would you greet our readers?
Yunho:
I would like to say hi to all our fans and readers of this magazine. Thank you for your support, I love you all and I hope you enjoy reading this interview. We do it for the fans.
Yoochun:
Please take care of us.
Jaejoong:
Don't waste your time. Please, make it out while you still can. Spend your money and time on something worth your money and time.
Junsu:
It's my turn to answer now? Oh oh, okayz, um...I don't know what to say... I'm a bit nervous-maybe if I try being someone else...I got it! Can you skip me and come back?
Changmin:
How do you greet someone you've never and probably won't ever meet?
I'm sorry, but that isn't acceptable Changmin. Please try again while we get back to Junsu.
Junsu:
Oh, you're coming back to me now? Aw.. I had it, but lost it. Don't be mad, please. Uh let's see...um my name is...not Junsu...shh...
Changmin:
Alright, first, please call me Changmin-sshi since I don't know you personally. Second, to those fans who I've met, but still don't know each and everyone one of you individually: You can call me Shim. Shim Changmin. But, I guess you all already know that...and almost every other important aspect of my own being...that I haven't discovered about myself yet...now that I think about it... Why am I in this business if it entails crazy stalker chicks that call me a perve or squeal in disbelief or take advantage if I approach one in attempt to ask one out? Which is another thing; why do I bother, since majority of the girls are or will be fans? So in that case, thank you for making me who I am today. Single and annoyed.
Jaejoong:
I agree. Why am I still doing this? Fans are depressing if you ask me.
2:Fans
Since we're on the subject of fans, what's the most memorable thing you can remember, dealing with fans?
Junsu:
Ooh ooh! Me! I know! One time, a fan was nice enough to let me chase her because the strip going down her back was white, so I wondered why it didn't get dirty because the rest of her was black. So she ran and I followed.
Changmin:
Yeah, until the fan finally stopped, and sprayed Junsu with that horrid odor he couldn't get off for a week. We had to isolate him back at the apartment while the rest of us rented a hotel room, looking up remedies to rid a person of skunk smell.
Yunho:
And for those wondering, it's actually tomato sauce that cures a case of skunk stench. If it were me though, I would've used the tomato sauce to make a big pizza pie for all of my fans. That reminds me of the time this nice girl gave me a home baked pie of pizza. She told me her parents owned a pizza shop.
Junsu:
I remember that. Because that girl was me.
Changmin:
I recall meeting this fan with a huge butt. I asked her out, wanting to know her better. But, then she slapped me, with a slice of pizza and yelled 'I am not a quicker-giver-upper!'. Then the girl ran away crying, claiming that I had slapped the slice out of her hand. The next day, a group of fan-girls heard about this and created the Pizza Violence Prevention Organization, with a picture of me strangling a pizza crust. For the record, that was photo-shopped. I would never harm food. And now that I think about it, that girl was you, right Junsu?
Junsu:
No... That was my um... Twin me...yeah...
Yunho:
Junho cross dresses? If I had to, I would cross dress for the one I love: my fans.
Junsu:
No, it was my other twin. Junsu-not.
Changmin:
I live with an idiot and an idiot smitten by the fans that are smitten by him. This is my life.
Jaejoong? Yoochun?
Jaejoong:
I don't take things from fans because the gesture of their kindness; it burns.
Yoochun:
The pile of stuffed mickeys.
Changmin:
Yeah, regarding that pile of mice; Junsu, stop leaving pieces of cheese by the doorway of you and Yoochun's room. They're already stuffed from all of that cotton!
Click here to know their Hobbies and Pet-peeves_
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A/n2: I'm still looking for someone to look over my work lol I know my punctuation and grammar and all of that stuff needs some work so someone please help me??