Hamtaro Horror
Title: Hamtaro Horror
Author: star_drop8 (shycapri8)
Character(s): dbsk, Jaejoong centric, fictional, hamtaro and bijou
Pairiing(s): non really but hint of jaeho and hint of yoominsu (however you wanna see it)
Length: chaptered (10 chaps)
Genre: crack
Rating: g
Summary: Long story short: Jaejoong decides to buy a new pet, but doesn't know his new pet will bring him trouble. Hamtaro is out to get him. why? well you'll just have to find out^^.
A/N/Warning: This was written like almost 3 years ago (i think) and i'm just now posting this here. it isn't proofread neither is it revised (yet), so please bear with the writting for now until i revise the whole story..*cough* and also i know hamtaro is nowhere close to how he is depicted in this fic. lol but i thought it would be funny to write him this way so don;t hate me k'z? and most of the story is in jaejoong's pov and sometimes hamtaro's (i think maybe some of the member's as well idr -_-). the writing is way before I began to actually improve...so it's really on a bleh level..but if you're willing to read it....
*poster made by lil_mickey at everlasting memoriez
Previous Chap: A New Friend
Chapter 2
Out To Get You
*3RD PERSON POV....
Jaejoong set Hamtaro's cage on his dresser beside his bed. It was getting late so he decided to change into his pajamas....
-"Hmmm....Hamtaro...Hamtaro....why does that name sound so familiar...??.." Jaejoong asks himself as he pulled out his pajamas. And guess what kind of pajamas they were. Hamtaro pajamas. "Oh!!" Jaejoong snaps his fingers. "Hamtaro is my favorite character!" He says to himself as he buttons up his pajamas. "Hey Hamtaro I have on your pajamas!!" Jaejoong turns to face the cage, but sees that the hamster is gone.
-"Oh shit!! Hamtaro!!" He yells around the room. Then all of a sudden, he feels something nibbling on his leg... "Ow!! What the-ow!! Stop that!!" Hamtaro bites on Jaejoong’s leg. Then he crawls onto Jaejoong’s shoulder and begins to rub against Jaejoong’s cheek, pretending to be cute... "Awww....how cute...-ow!!! What the-ow!!! What's wrong with you!!" Hamtaro had bit on Jaejoong’s ear and began to cling on it with his teeth. "Ahhhh!! Ahhahhh!! Get it off!!! Get it off!!" Jaejoong runs around in circles. He then slings hamtoro across the bed.
-"You killed my people." Jaejoong hears a small voice say.
-"Who said that??" Jaejoong asks.
"I did you dumbass" Jaejoong turns around to see Hamtaro jumping from the bed and onto Jaejoong’s face. He then crawls back onto Jaejoong’s shoulder and whispers into his ear. "You killed my people." Hamtaro says again.
"What are you talking about?! And what the fuck?! You can't talk!!"
"Yes I can!! I'm doing it right now!! And you killed my people!!" Hamtaro yells while tugging on Jaejoong’s pajamas.
"Ohh...you mean this?? This is not real...its...."
"Don't play with me!!! I was not made yesterday!! You killed my family; my ancestors just so you can have something to sleep in; to keep you warm!! I didn't believe it at first when I found out!! But now you will pay!!!"
"What?!! Who told you that nonsense!! I bet you don't even know who your family is!!!"
"How can I know who they are if you killed them!!??! You will pay!!!" Hamtaro crawls into Jaejoong’s pajamas and begins scratching him all over.
"Aaahhhhhh!!! Stop that!!! Aahh!!!" Jaejoong begins hitting himself all over. He didn't hear the person calling him.
"Hyung!! Hyung!1 What's wrong? Why are you screaming and hitting yourself all over?? Are you doing some kind of dance ritual or something??" changmin asks. By now the hamster stopped and snuck back into his cage.
'Should I tell him?? No....he wouldn't believe me...' Jaejoong thinks to himself.
"Hello hyung?? What are you doing?? Was it some kind of dance to the food god to provide us with more food?? If so then I’ll join you!!"
"No I wasn't doing a dance ritual!! I...I...I was loosening up my muscles...yea!! That's it! I was loosening up my muscles..."
"Aw...well ok...but if you ever do decide to call the food god can you-"
"Changmin out!!" Jaejoong yells while throwing a pillow at him. Changmin caught it though.
"Wait a minute hyung what's that??" Changmin asks pointing at the cage.
"Huh?? Oh that?? That's a hams- I mean my new pet..."
"A hamster?? Why didn't you get a dog??"
"What?? Because!! Because it’s more cute..." Changmin then walks over to the now pretending to sleep hamster.
"Aww it is cute; what's his name??
"Hamtaro."
"Like your pajamas hyung?? Wow good choice" Changmin says in a sarcastic tone. He picks up the hamster who pretends to wake up now. Hamtaro then cuddles against Changmin's palm.
"Shut up and go!!" Jaejoong yells pointing at the door. Changmin sets the hamster down back in the cage and walks towards the door. Before he leaves, he turns to Jaejoong.
"Oh I almost forgot hyung, we don't have to follow our schedule anymore; it was cancelled for some reason." Jaejoong then lets out a small smile.
"Changmin.."
"Yea?"
"Mianhae"
"It’s ok hyung. Goodnight." Changmin closes the door behind him.
'How can I sleep tonight with that thing sleeping in the room with me??' Jaejoong thinks to himself as he lies down onto his bed. 'Oh wait!! I share a room with Yunho!! That thing wouldn't dare try to do anything while Yunho's around....' He thinks to himself turning to Hamtaro who suddenly gave Jaejoong an evil glare with an eerie smirk on his face. Jaejoong quickly turned back around. 'He wouldn't dare try anything....would he??' Jaejoong kept worrying about Hamtaro until he drifted into sleep...
*JAEJOONGS POV*
"Jae. Jae-"
I wake up and turned to see Yunho smiling at me. However, then his smile turned into a frown.
"What?? What's wrong Yunho??"
"Uh...your face...what happened to your face?" Yunho asks with a confused look.
"What are you talking about??" I walk to the bathroom and look in the mirror. What can be wr-
"Ahhhh!!!! My face!!! What happened to my face??!!" I look in the mirror again to see thousands of small cuts on my face. I run back to my room. "My face!! Yunho my beautiful face!! Who did this??!"
"I don't know Jaejoong ah"
Then it just hit me. That damn hamster has to be the one behind this!!
"Sorry Yunho...anyway why did you wake me up?? It’s still a bit too early.."
"No its 10:00am. Changmin had sent me to see if you could make breakfast.."
"Dammit doesn't he ever stop eating?"
"Well actually we all wanted to know if you could make breakfast..."
"Ok ok ill be there in a few."
"Thanks Jae- and oh we have a new member I see" Yunho says while looking at Hamtaro.
"What new member?? Oh you mean Hamtaro! I wouldn't say new member."
"Ok...well it’s cute. But, why not a dog??"
"Because I wanted a hamster. Now let me get ready so I can make you breakfast."
While Yunho left the room, I turned quickly to the cage and slowly walked to it. I shook the cage abruptly waking Hamtaro up. That's if he was really sleeping..
"Wake up you damn rodent!!"
Hamtaro didn't budge. So I shake the cage again.
"Hello I know you're not sleeping!!" Still no answer. I’m beginning to get worried...what if yesterday was just my imagination?? A hamster can't talk nor can it threaten a person ne?? So,
I take Hamtaro out the cage and begin cradling him gentle. He slowly opens his eyes and smiles...wait!! He smiled!!
He then begins rubbing against my palm.
"Aww...maybe yesterday was a dream. You're too cute to be evil" I say while petting him with my finger. Hamtaro looks up at me. Then at my pajamas. The cuteness in his face then fades away.
"What’s wrong?? Hungry??- ow!!!" Hamtaro bit my finger. He then runs out
of the room.
"You...you rodent come back here!!"
"Don’t need to yell!!" Yunho exclaims while walking back to the room with Hamtaro in his hand.
"You should keep a leash on this lil fella. Junsu thought it was a mouse and was about to stomp it."
"Leashes are for dogs and tell Junsu to keep away from my hamster." I say taking Hamtaro; carefully and throwing him back in his cage.
"Don’t you think you hurt the hamster when you threw him like that??" Yunho asks.
"No, now let’s go so I can prepare breakfast" Yunho and I walk out of the room.
"It’s about time hyung!! I was about to die!!" Changmin exclaims.
"Be my guest." I say while smiling at him.
"Awww hyung you can't live without me and you know it."
"Yes you are right Changmin I can’t live without my favorite dongsaeng"
"Huh?? What about me??" Junsu asks.
"You’re not that special Junsu." Yoochun laughs out while attempting to pick up his phone, which was ringing.
"Don’t even think about picking up that phone!! And Junsu don't worry you're my favorite too." I turn to walk towards the stove when I thought I saw something run across the kitchen floor...
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Breakfast gone wrong